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beth (evil)

@bethposting.bsky.social
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Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Gay and trans of gender. I cohost the podcast Shitpost Mortem

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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me when I'm normal (drawn using a color e-ink paper tablet thingy)
the text NORMAL and an expressionless face with tentacles bursting out from behind the hair and glasses
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
some of u bitches have never been here and it shows
map showing "Normal", a metro station in Mexico City
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
some funny lil aliens
various geometric shaped aliens with varying numbers of eyes
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think a medieval Beth equivalent probably made up the Voynich Manuscript. anyway here's a really normal image i drew
round being with many varied eyes, limbs and wings, labeled Ghri'ëspk
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the creature 0.1 seconds after pecking my ankle
buff-colored chicken lurking on wood chips under a folding chair
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
artist's rendition
Double D from Ed Edd and Eddy, edited to have big boobs
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
woman in gray shirt lying on bed
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hooters remembers. Do you?
Hooters 9/11 memorial pin
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a sort of kabbalistic diagram of the ten Arabic numerals and 26 Latin letters, which doubles as an esoteric cipher
a diagram with two rows of three
a row of two
and two rows of one
connected with 26 lines
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
light gray plastic wavy dagger on a green robe
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the spire better watch out
woman wearing a green hooded garment and a white plastic deer skull
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hey Bsky seems to have done a shitty thing where they automatically opted everyone in to never see any naked people. might want to check if that's on for you. just had to change it on my account
Moderation settings in the Bsky app
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i think the boomers who write forced fem fiction are undergoing AI psychosis. What the fuck does any of this mean
screenshot of the summary for "Dragon's Kiss Chapter 6" by Shakes on the website Fictionmania.tv
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh so that's what "milf" is short for
map of Milford, Connecticut
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languag... i came up with
mapping each letter to a two letter consonant-vowel syllable. in order:
BA BA CA DE DE FE GE HI HI JI KI LI MO NO NO PO QO RO SU TU TU VU WU XY (XY or YU) ZY
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
now all i need is a soggy cracker. a moist hardtack, even
chocolate starfish and a glass of water with a hot dog in it
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a decayed/solarized leaf has turned transparent
clear peach leaf in a sealed plastic bag on concrete
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hm
bicycle with the gears and pedals pixelated to censor them
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
booty shorts idea
text on shorts: SIC OMNIBUS, plus a mosaic of a bus
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
these mannequin heads are gonna be sooo safe
blank white mannequin heads wearing personal protective equipment
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this pencil sharpener is decades older than i am
Panasonic Auto-Stop electric pencil sharpener from the 1970s or 1980s
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weezer's Blue Album but with Caesar-associated famous Romans and the text "CEEZER"
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
bird comix
budgie: "CHEEP"
zebra finch: "BEEP!"
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm askin the important questions
Discord poll: which is more yuri? "Closer" by Tegan and Sara" or "Untouched" by The Veronicas
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if you had to guess "Stereotypical Transfem Names" Family Feud style, what would you say?
Family Feud ranked board/list of top answers
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
why does pomni tadc constantly look like she has to piss herself
Pomni plushie
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ImageMagick colors maroon1, maroon2, maroon3, and maroon4the band Maroon 5
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
we got some baby chickens and it's unbelievable how cute they are
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ah this must be the MTG ive heard so much about
bottle of Hapley's Mane - Tail - Groom solution
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
sending my puppygirl to Wiggle Rump Academy
photo of the business "Wiggle Rumps Academy Dog School"
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
losing my mind trying to figure out this Paper Towel Math
paper towel package that says: 6 = 12 Doubles
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
hey just wanted to make sure everyone heard about the sequel
art for the Japanese porn computer game "Sex 2"
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
result: inconclusive
tied Discord poll about what color a tennis ball is
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it turns out a space-filling curve converted to polar coordinates looks REALLY COOL
concentric, radiating pattern of blue lines
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
today's Puzzmo crossword, basically
small plastic crab holding up a Pabst Blue Ribbon High Seltzer
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
apparently they're chamging the Disney+ logo again?
fake Disney+ logo (not real)
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
does anyone know what this thing is? found in the attic of my new place. my best guess is an old VHF/UHF tv antenna
big branching metal antenna in a wooden-roofed attic, by a heating duct covered by pink insulation
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
some wacky guys (drawn by me and @amyuncut.bsky.social at a kava bar)
six weird faces in yellow post it notes
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
3d printed gray bust of Ryan Reynolds
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
he/they with rich parents who runs a disastrous local business
Howl from the Ghibli movie Howl's Moving Castle
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
lego star wars is great
old Ben Kenobi minifig holding a Cerveza Cristal bottle
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
she's so iconic
Nancy holding a knife and waiting to surprise Sluggo, who's walking into q business labeled CRIME
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
what's your favorite arc in the Nancy manga? I'm a big fan of the Sluggko feminization/tournament arc
Sluggo from the comic Nancy with earrings, a bow, eyelashes, and lipstick edited in
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I understand that the Michael Jackson song "Black or White" is about unity across differences, but it stretches my disbelief just a little too far that the house in the music video has both a Giants bobblehead and a Dodgers bobblehead
screenshot of a row of baseball bobbleheads from the "Black Or White" music video
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
what's your favorite opening? i favor the k'rvix's gambit
Alien Chess: six chess-like pieces but with antennae, spikes, etc.
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the creature
Kamado Joe grilla quadrupedal creature with one eye, based on the Kamado Joe grill
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
merch idea
black barista apron with white text: WOKE COFFEE TASTES BETTER
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
the beepers have found a fun new place to perch
two small birds on the insulated cable that goes to a ceiling light
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
ended up redesigning albedo because it felt like it didn't fit with the other two. here they are laser fut/engraved!
three wooden coasters with geometric shapes and symbols, resembling magic circles
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beth (evil) @bethposting.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
three coaster designs for the alchemical color stages, nigredo, albedo, and rubedo
black sun with three white circles on it and three alchemical symbolscircle with a moon inside, surrounded by 3 circlesphilosopher's stone symbol on a white sun
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