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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen

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Age: *creaks*/ Sentient nuclear powered 100MHz 486 / they/them agender aroace brain in a jar / Archaeotechnomancer / Beta8088_Proto on CVR, Beta_8088 on VRC / GameCube lover / syndicalist / PVC music circle enjoyer / galaxy's #1 hater of Ikea furniture

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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 8h
tens of millions of years of evolution just to get toofobtained and stuck in a curtain
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 10h
i feel like Haters' Garage trying to get his 1982 Charger 2.2 to stop idling at 7 grand and stop disconnecting the shifter
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 10h
the latest mistake in question:
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 10h
not me strangling VLC to get it to behave itself (it decided the "default" audio device on my latest Arch Linux mistake system should be the DisplayPort-to-HDMI cable that carries NO audio)
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 14h
welcome to American politics, where nothing makes sense and everyone is a bastard.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 14h
Federal minimum wage is STILL 7.25 an hour. And every time the idea of raiding it gets floated a million fuckwits go "B-b-BUT mUH iNfLATION biG MAck WILl COSt 300 DOLLarS" as if inflation isn't already higher than wage increases and hasn't been for 40 years.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 14h
I believe it's been said that there's nothing more immature than trying to appear as mature as possible and that it's, in fact, more mature to accept what you like and enjoy things
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 15h
even where I live, where we have a functioning welfare system, half of my benefits go to housing, power, internet, etc and I'm left with essentially a third of minimum wage for my other expenses.
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Anton @antonhand.bsky.social · 15h
The business cold-emails I get are so stupid.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 15h
Social security literally pays more month to month than minimum wage work, too, so these people are literally the problem.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 15h
uh, no. SNAP benefits equate to ~1200-1500 on average, PER YEAR, PER family. It can't be spent on almost anything but groceries, with HEAVY restrictions. Minimum wage work in the US, full-time, for 4, 40-hour work weeks, is ~$1160 a month. And the latter is still not enough to live on.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 16h
so talked to my housemate about that and yeah, turns out, it's probably the guy all the way at the end of our street (which, impressive how loud he is), and my housemate knows who the guy is and how much of a fuckhead he is so i'm thinking the bloody assault and the screaming last week were related
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 16h
BAD AND NAUGHTY SEATING DEVICES GET CHAINED TO THE VERTICAL STRUCTURAL SURFACES TO ATONE FOR THEIR CRIMES
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 16h
several other scandals were involved too but advertisements inadvertently suggesting your bottled water had semen in it was NOT a good look, especially to a population that sneered at the concept in the first place at the time
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 16h
For those of you who don't know, Coca-Cola tried to introduce Dasani into the UK in 2004, and their advertising said that it contained "spunk" ...which is slang there for... Ya know. So that destroyed Coca-Cola's attempt to sell bottled water to the UK and you still can't get Dasani in the UK.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 19h
Always hilarious when LLM cultists get mad when you point out that overhyped technologies end up being irrelevant all the type. I’d have a whole pocket full of nickels if I had one for every time one blocked me when I mentioned the word “blockchain”
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 19h
token ring networking but for intellect
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 19h
now with 30% less S P U N K (...that joke is going to fly right over the heads of anyone who doesn't live in the UK and isn't a millennial)
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 19h
(side note: curse you, writer brain, for immediately firing THOSE neurons after I wrote that reply, i have two cursed comms I have to write and I do NOT need a third thing added to my queue tyvm)
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 19h
I'd tell em "back off if you want to keep it attached".
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 19h
something something "you just think that b/c you haven't tried my di-" b/c cishet, allosexual people simply can't fathom that they're not the center of the universe
static.klipy.com
Arthur's Fist Angry Meme
ALT: Arthur's Fist Angry Meme
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 20h
11/10 veri helpful acornbrane
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 20h
“But Asexuals aren’t discriminated against!” Here. Read the fucking article. We are. And we have been. To hell with queerphobes. To hell with religions that demand marriage and procreation. To hell with governments and people who demand it, too. And to hell with deniers.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 20h
Reminder that this stuff is pushed by US Christian organizations. This is what they want in America as well
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 20h
you got any fluffy helpers?
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 20h
@mythiccvixen.bsky.social
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 20h
mind you this is only about 5 days after I heard some guy screaming at a woman, in what I could only assume was a domestic abuse situation, from half underground, through a double-paned window, while it was pouring rain, with a TV on, at like, 11 at night
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 20h
neighbours at the end of the street beat the shit out of each other blood EVERYWHERE lots of screaming police took 10 minutes to arrive (my neighbourhood is 2 minutes drive from the police station) my neighbours are clearly the pinnacle of human decency
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 21h
Transphobes just make shit up
A dumb tweet that reads "There seems to be a PATTERN...
Uvalde Shooter - Trans
Denver Shooter - Trans
Georgia Shooter - Trans
Nashville Shooter - Trans
Colorado Shooter - Trans
Aberdeen Shooter -Trans
Minnesota Shooter - Trans
Philadelphia Shooter - Trans
Canadian School Shooter -Trans"
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 22h
how i arrived on bluesky www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Zc...
youtube.com
Teletype Model 33 over WiFi
YouTube video by FozzTexx
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
as someone who had 40 megabit satellite internet in the late 2000s with 10+ devices yeahh
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
most consumers are idiots, ask anyone in customer service
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
absolutely
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
to be fair, chinese dropshippers regularly steal these images to promote their scams so i can kind of see a point to this still really unfortunate, yes
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
if you time traveled back to 1985 and released the ILOVEYOU worm, it wouldn't do anything b/c it depends on code and stuff that doesn't exist yet. If you did the same in 1999, it would ruin everything. If you did it today, it wouldn't do anything. The first one is what XP is to modern viruses.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
On this point specifically: Hackers are trying to make money. And you think, somehow, that they would continue to waste resources and computing power to automatically target 0.05% of all computers? Linux has basically no viruses and it's a whopping... 0.5% marketshare.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
Fearmongering about doom because a company isn't going to support a product that still works post-support doesn't make the product stop working, and fearmongering is just mindless panic that means nothing to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
hell, I've had people swear up and down and round and round that the second a Windows XP sees the internet it's gonna get hacked magically somehow meanwhile I've had FOUR connected to the internet in the last 10 years and this has happened exactly 0 times.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
What am I gonna do when Windows 10 support ends? Nothing. I'm not a target, Windows 11 is in and of itself a security vulnerability, and I am not running vibe-coded garbage on a system that, these days, would cost 6 grand thanks to all the AI bullshit things like Windows 11 shoves down my throat.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 07/10/2026
the fatal mistake anyone can make is to assume those guys believe in literally anything
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Charcole ΘΔ @charcole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
banned books in general are stupid. we need to toss out the entire idea of banning books
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
I know, and that doesn't make it less stupid
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
inb4 anyone who is unfamiliar with Maus takes issue with the cover and assumes it's full of Nazi apologia, no, it's a graphic novel in which a survivor of the Holocaust relays his experiences in Nazi concentration camps to his son. It's meant to lay bare the horrors of fascism.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
if we need to censor books for juniors and seniors in high school because they're touchy subjects, I would like to point out that means you think Maus is too much for a student who is currently being taught about the Holocaust in history class, and that makes you look stupid.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
and even granting the absurdity of Gender Queer being aimed at 10-year-olds (which it is not), if any books with touchy subjects are to be removed, then that means books like Maus are too much for students actively learning about the Holocaust in high school history class and that's absurd to me.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
I think they're talking about "Gender Queer" by Maia Kobabe, but the author has come out and said that it's not meant for minors and even middle schools that happen to have copies don't just let 6th-graders grab it off the shelf, they have to get special permission to even get to see it.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
i'm sure a lot of Irish people with reasonable concerns about being violently mistreated by the British for being Irish for centuries would vehemently disagree with this take.
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
@azikira.com u BOING RODENT
static.klipy.com
Silly Lilly the Bunny Eating Salad
ALT: Silly Lilly the Bunny Eating Salad
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
more artists should have this energy
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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen @beta8088proto.protogen.club · 06/10/2026
labeled adult for *obvious reasons* but funny
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