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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bad News: I Skimmed Four Slides From An Instagram Post About Somatic Healing And Decided You're Ontologically Evil :(
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If anyone would like a metaphor for the UK economy in 2026 my local bank has a "Digital Zone" which is the words "Digital Zone" written in sharpie on printer paper and sticky-taped next to an empty table
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is there a stage magician whose entire gimmick is that they don't know how the tricks work either and they're constantly hissing "what the fuck, what the fuuuuuuck" as a dove flaps out of their cupped hands
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Coming outta my cage because I bought the wrong size / gotta gotta retrieve it from my pant leg /
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@mariadahvana.bsky.social as a leading Beowulf scholar can you confirm that "hwæt" can be loosely translated as "soulja boy tell'em"
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"I wish we had fast-travel in real life" I say before dissociating for the next forty minutes on public transport
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 13/06/2026
owned
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have been laughing hysterically for the past ten minutes
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'll say this about American exceptionalism, it took the Hapsburgs centuries to produce a mad king who shits his pants constantly
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Also Pizza Punks you fucking hacks. CRUST PUNKS WAS RIGHT THERE
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fucked up that the Cuban restaurant in town is called revolucion when they could've gone with Fidel Gastro
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favorite slime girl @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026
if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to
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Carpinche @claiborne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If anyone's looking for a new drag king gimmick I think Perry Menopause is free to a good home
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If I ever appear on national TV please remind me to turn off whichever filter makes me look like Beaker from the Muppets
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don't care 🎵 who you are 🎵 where you're from 🎵 how you got in my house 🎵 why you're dressed as a hot dog 🎵
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
went to the enlightenment faire, it's like the ren faire but everyone's wearing top hats and trying to come up with a new religion that's woke but still cool with slavery
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Jessi Zabarsky @hugbox.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I believe in you, strangers
a four panel comic in yellow and brown about noticing strangers doing good in the world
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Chris Morris hosting The Day Today
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
@zerosynthie.bsky.social your new pfp is fuckin cute btw
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
US politics both foreign and domestic really is a matter of elites who rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove vs elites who think velvet gloves are gay
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Do you think the people who make viral rug-cleaning videos also have fetish content where they soil the rugs in the first place. Seems like they're leaving money on the table
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's Elmo's birthday
Dr Jordan B Peterson
@jordanbpeterson
Go to hell you woke
Virtue-signaling race-baiting
Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist
Clickbait disseminating
Bastards
Pop Base
@PopBase • 12h
Today is Elmo's birthday.
He turns 3½ years old every year.
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You ever see a phrase and just mutter it back to yourself in a Werner Herzog voice?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Does Venezuela have a right to defend itself
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles, repenting. Me though, i do. I'm a real piece of shit
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The most enduring image of twenty first century America won't be 9/11, it'll be some Mormon tiktok dude looting Charlie Kirk's merch stand for memorabilia he can resell as the man bleeds out onstage lmao
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just checking with the terfs, did he have to trans his gender at any point in order to do this
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Kind of amazed there hasn't been a mass shooting at a Chris Brown concert yet. It's the perfect crime "your honour, my client is a *very* talented performer"
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I GET KNOCKED DOWN / BUT I KEEP EATING EGGS / I'M EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS OFF THE FLOOR
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
@nogodsnomayors.com Riley please tell me you know about Tim Shadbolt
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Joanne if youre reading this go get a fucking life
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Babe wake up, the Ukrainian Autocephalous Orthodox Church in the United States just canonised Johnny Fiveaces
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I love how six years ago you could deduce that a Labour leader was denying the holocaust by blinking in morse code, and now a Labour leader is simply making anodyne observations about which colours are and are not in the union jack
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
British columnists fucking love describing things as Orwellian, *unless* it's an institution dedicated to eroding equality and human rights called the Equality & Human Rights Commission
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
When I first moved to the UK fifteen years ago I thought there was a lot of unmedicated schizophrenia because of all the people talking to themselves on the street, and then I realised they were just all using hands-free headsets. I don't think it's the headsets anymore
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Every six months or so I forget that Whiteclaw tastes like a homeopathic glade plug-in
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Man Kanye is such a good case study of why billionaires shouldn't exist. Like one guy has spent the past decade actively sabotaging every revenue stream he has with horrid bullshit and still manages to have more money to his name than the entire fucking GDP of Denmark
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Ever think about how we were saying "abolish ICE" like a decade ago and all the sensible liberals dismissed it as a crazy dangerous notion with no public support. Cool
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Egg
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It's easy to make fun of cybertrucks but let's be real you americans are also huge dorks for the dodge ram and the f150. You should only ever be driving god's own flatbed, the Toyota hi-lux
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just saw some schizophrenic graffiti and instantly understood the thought process, is that good 🙃
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Do you think Marlboro Country is the same kind of psychic realm as like Silent Hill
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
"Is your name Elcid Barrett because I'd smash like a bowl of eggs"
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bestbroz4eva.bsky.social @bestbroz4eva.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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