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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓

@bestboyzero.bsky.social
960 followers 2.6K following 1.4K posts

I dunno I’m just a dog 🐶 🤷‍♂️ DM friendly LvL 23 from Ohio Will sniff your pits >:) Often NSFW soooo 18+ pls 🐶 Partnered and Closed 🩵

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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 16h
Cold house, ass out, fireplace on, peak human experience 😇
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Need to drag the bf camping with me sometime 😁 ⛺️ 🔥 🍂 Just two doggos alone in the woods together, perfectly cozy 🥰
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact I haven’t eaten all day has finally set in and I’m in Spain without the S 😭 I gotta stop forgetting I need food because something more interesting is going on 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God the last 48 hours have me up a tree rn, all I wanna do is break something, heavily considering a rage room lowkey
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s fun playing jump rope with the line between romance and lust 😁 like I wanna do romantic gestures but still grab his ass and say something lewd 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think if cops were only out on calls we wouldn’t have as many issues, like tf you mean patrolling helps, all yall do is instigate and escalate shit that doesn’t need your help, if people need the police they will call you, stop butting in on poor ego judgement calls because ur insecure as a man 🤷‍♂️
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ride or die appliance 💪
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only pro to having anxiety is feeling skinny after throwing up from panic 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck dude it just sunk in we’ll never get another Oliver Tree album 😭 I’m not okay
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FedEx can actually go fuck itself, tell me why the bday package I sent my bf got returned and the food stuffs was all opened and half ate then shitily resealed, like what in the actual fuck, do better.
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love my bf 🐶 ❤️ haven’t said it enough here x3
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s crazy how the things I want for myself in the future have completely changed in the last year, and it’s definitely all for the better 💛
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your cat likes other dad better 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t sleep, time to watch engine rebuild videos on yt 🙃
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idc what anyone says, Sousuke Aizen is the best written Macguffin device in anime. Easily my fav bleach character
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t wait to watch season 3 of Percy Jackson with him ❤️‍🔥😝
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love watching our ceo go nuclear over an HR email 😂 (tldr he’s dumb, hr called him dumb, the dumb thing he did just blew up, he’s blaming hr when it was HIS decision lol)
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else just feel like every time they open their mouth it’s wrong, doesn’t matter what, like my ability to read social situations is at an all time low 😵‍💫
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the hunt for new strains that’ll really promote the puppy brain 🐶 🍃
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This new Percy Jackson show is keeping me from blowing my shit smoove off, this is my buoy in the storm tn 😵‍💫 The tism is battling the anxiety and it’s at a stalemate 🥲
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been feeling really subby today and kinda here for it 🙈
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it bad I want another sword 😆
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bengals won, storms are leaving, good day 😎
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sleeping in the cage has me so needy 😵‍💫
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Couldn’t sleep so decided to throw the cage on 🙈 wonder how long I can go with it on
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re coming home with me that’s a promise 🥵
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite crayon is the blue one cuz it tastes the best 😁 🐶
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SpotGideon @shepf.art · 18/09/2026
it's so stupid, and yet I love it
rear end of a Rivian R1T EV with a pair of wire nuts hanging underneath the rear bumper
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg a tree I can see from my window is starting to turn orange!!!! I’m actually so excited!! I need Fallll
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Debating road tripping on a bike this weekend, not sure where but just need outta town or something for a few days 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hearing older hillbillies come up with a way to say gay without saying the word is the fucking peak of American culture, I’m sorry gay sounds so clinical, I’ll have you know I spend too long stirring another man’s chili 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird feeling being able to slip jeans on that 9 months ago barely fit, like didn’t even need to undo the zipper or button, can’t say I’ve had many moments like this and idk how to feel 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need hole 😵‍💫 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eyeliner with black pup hoods lowkey fucks hard
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The inside thoughts are yelling at me to give the bf belly rubs til his mind turns to soup x3 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well I feel better after throwing up 🙃
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We will be Christmas maxing this year 😎
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get you a partner who will have a daily gab sesh with your cat over the phone 😂 I love my goobers 😁 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This dab is much needed 😵‍💫 too many big emotions for one day for this doggo 🍃
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Need my face in some pits like YESTERDAY 😵‍💫 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dare I ask him to be my kirkentine for the kirkiversary 👀 👉👈
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Pup Avi the ATL Pride Dog @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm · 09/09/2026
If I met me, I would genuinely describe me as "a bit much". I'm superscatterbrained, dont really mind looking foolish, generally talk too much, and am usually always up to something that may or may not end up being a good idea. But hey it's better than doomscrolling all day so... bark bark!
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Need my shiny puppy to come cuddle 🐶 ✨
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wonder how hard it would be to get the bf to clicker train me 🤔 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The oral fixation is heavy this day 😵‍💫 🤤 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s truly a gift when someone makes you feel like you can’t feel nothing 🥰 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love my silly doggo 🩵 💛 🐶
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m at that level of eepy where I’m like “resting my eyes” type deal but why tf does my brain think it’s SOOO funny to jumpscare me with an out of body experience of stalling a motorcycle, like I deadass jumped because I thought it was real 😭 wtf is wrong with me 😂
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🍓ZeroWuffy🍓 @bestboyzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh incredibly needy for my bf tn 🐶 🥵
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