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Bess Kalb

@bessbell.bsky.social
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I liked our DEI stock market better!
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Last time he did it de killed a million of us and the rest of us were inside for 2 years and the markets crashed but THIS time he said he had a magic solution for EGGS!
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I might not be a financial expert, but letting a failed real estate guy from the 80s who played a businessman on TV and then lost money on casinos run the economy because he promised it would be ok for you to be racist and now all the money is gone is a teachable moment!
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Do we know if there's a public memorial for Chelsea in the states or will we have to go to the UK?
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yeah i'm hearing a lot about old men with purple noses oy oy oy
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The well-intentioned things people have said to me, a 30s woman, include: - "Oh I had it on my thigh we call it my shark bite!" - "My nose doesn't line up with my face anymore but women think it makes me look British" (A MAN) - "I met an 80-year-old with a giant scar on her face it was so badass!"
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I'm so glad she's ok AND I don't want to be a cautionary tale scaring children, but thank you!
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I will say, due to the location and depth of the tumor on my face, the surgeries I ended up getting were oddly disfiguring. I will be physically fine, but the mental toll of this is draining. If anyone has been through this on the tip and length of their nose, please reply to me here. Thank you!
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Get your skin checked, even if you never tan, even if you are almost pathologically OBSESSIVE about sunscreen. Get a biopsy if you suspect something is off. I am so lucky I have health insurance through my union, and know if I didn't, I would still have a tumor growing under my skin.
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Basal Cell Carcinoma is a very common and EXTREMELY curable skin cancer. One in five Americans will be diagnosed with it in their lifetimes, most of them sweet old men named Saul, who were all in the waiting room with me. The treatment is MOHS removal, if you catch it. I am so, so glad I caught it.
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hi. I am going to be okay because I sought a FOURTH opinion. I'm someone who only goes to the doctor because my husband essentially guilts me into it. Three different dermatologists said a tiny red spot on my nose was nothing, and yet, I knew something was wrong. The fourth one told me it's cancer.
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If Nancy Mace wants to keep sex criminals out of bathrooms in federal buildings she should introduce a bill to mandate Donald Trump use a port-o-potty in the Rose Garden.
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hi, guys. Please tell me this place is good and fun.
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Bess Kalb @bessbell.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Since almost nobody follows me yet I can tell you that when I was in my 20's I pitched an ad for Sandals that was the jingle: "Cut my fruit into pieces. This is Sandals Resort."
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