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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The Designated Diaper Changer reads the articles to him.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Nothing. He's in his shell waiting for the Grim Reaper.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Competition? John has talent. End of discussion.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Didn't some asshole drive his motorcade through the pool before the water was turned back on? I guess that didn't weaken the adhesive at all. F'n clowns.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Well, she's finally gonna have to pay for it. Welcome to the real world, bitch.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I pity the MAGAs in the box with him.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Dear Mark, the call is coming from inside the house. THE WHITE HOUSE.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Colbert and Letterman should've dropped her off the roof last week.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

How soon before Lady G announces he's backing a bill to fund LIV through January 20, 2029?

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Doesn't take much for her to get in that vast open space known as his cranium.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

He has no idea what interdict means. Just something he heard from Melania during one of their few times together.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

May history repeat itself with both of his heads.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

And the brains of R. Budd Dwyer got splattered on the curtains of his office, floor and walls BANG! then the sounds of silence

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Does Congress ever reassert its power in any meaningful way or do they accept their castration and admit it’s just a launching pad for podcasters and no longer an effective branch of government? Was a 79 year-old drug addict too much of an adversary for our once mighty republic?

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Take the deal, just like you and your multi-colored leader take it in the rear from Putin.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Rust never sleeps either, especially in Herr Miller's corrosive mind.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Grandpa and the regime think they released 400% or 500% or 600% of the materials.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Wut? I swear Poopy Pants said ISIS was eliminated during the 1st regime.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Nope. It'll be auctioned off to the highest bidder or the 1st country to award a trophy or medal to Sleepy.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Also fails to mention Trump's use of 'ludes.

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Why not just make a trophy of him getting orally pleasured and built it like the Stanley Cup so names can be added to the rings?

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Donnie Dumps in Depends @berzerkyzman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Multiple independent sources tell me Kiffin is milking this to death (no surprise) until ESPN tells him the right time to step to the podium. They still need to pick who will play the Jim Gray role for THE ANNOUNCEMENT PART DEUX. Odds favor Marty Smith and his beautiful hair.

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