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Bertski

@bertski.bsky.social
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Dad joke maker. I hate describing myself. Longing to live in precedented times lol

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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
With the way my kids are using electricity and water, I’m starting to suspect that they are actually just 3 data centers in a trench coat.
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don’t disagree.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Ashley @inkedintrovert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I miss the times when the worst thing that the executive branch did was the VP misspelling potato.
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Resist the World’s Oligarchy @greyghost65.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He’s the stupid people’s President.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
They make Un poco
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You can literally get anything on temu apparently
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
So is Boebert going to tweet out “1776” tomorrow like she did on Jan 6th? Or is that only for insurrections?
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent. Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
So judging by the maga rally for Charlie, I guess it is no longer too soon to politicize his tragedy?
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Maybe @jimmykimmel.com and @colbertlateshow.bsky.social should start their own network
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I gained 5lbs in the shower, I accidentally used shampoo instead of body wash. Now I have more body.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It’s all coming together.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
We are really going to need someone in the media to ask Trump “what conditions would make a woman “fully depreciated”? And as a follow up, when would a woman be at her max value?”
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Trump is about two weeks away from walking an extraterrestrial out of the Oval Office to distract from the Epstein files.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
They are really pulling out all the stops to distract from the Epstein files
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
First PBS and now this administration is going to put @theonion.com out of business
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Caught on kith cam
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
New couch being delivered to the VP residence
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The rich and powerful after the Epstein list drops
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
While I’m glad WSJ published the article, but the birthday letter is on brand and unsurprising. We know Trump was bff with Epstein. There are more pictures of them together than there are trans athletes in the NCAA. The only ones that are in denial about Trump being a creep are his cult members.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Republicans get so much plastic surgery because the wretched things they do makes it hard to look at themselves in the mirror.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Imagine being at your job, whatever job you have. Something goes wrong in your department and you turn to your boss and say, “I’m sending you thoughts and prayers”….. I don’t think you would get a good performance review.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Spot on. It’s happening right now…this is how it starts.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Every day for trump is “In depends dance” day
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Republicans are celebrating, but now they own all of what’s coming. The national debt is theirs, ever person that loses healthcare, every human rights violation committed by ICE, it is all the republicans.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When the big ugly bill is signed in to law, Dem better get ahead of the GOP propaganda that will blame every bad thing in it on them.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So did we lose jobs or gain jobs?
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Never in the history of doing things has “rounding up large amounts of people with the same characteristics and putting them in cages” been the right thing to do
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I feel like with all the time that republicans have spent working on their one huge bill, they could have passed a bunch of smaller bills. But then they wouldn’t be able to bury their vile agenda under a vail of “no tax on tips”
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Republicans are in a race to the bottom
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My name is Selena and my CLEVELAND BROWNS have ruined my life 🥹 @ssttn.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I FKIN HATE the news, these days 🙄 BREAKING NEWS: SOMEBODY YELLED AT STEPHEN MILLER. 😒 BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP'S FEELINGS WERE HURT 😒 BREAKING NEWS: KAROLINE LEAVITT ISN'T WEARING HER CROSS 😒 Just STFU.. NOBODY CARES!!! The only thing y'all need to be talking about is STOPPING TRUMP 🤡💩
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
How has it only been 6 months?
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/06/2025
When WW3 pops off, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect all of the Trump supporters to be the first to get into the fight to show us how strong they are. DEI is over, so no minorities, women or LGBTQIA in the military. Time to step up, boys! This is what you voted for, after all.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
America didn’t just bomb @iran.bsky.social, Donald Trump did.
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I miss when presidents didn’t announce the start of WW3 on their social media platforms
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
How many hours between English Thyme and German Thyme?
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
He thought he’d get away with it. 😂
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Operation Sparkling Ice
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I should download signal and maybe I will randomly get added to their group chat like the spam messages on Twitter
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trump is inching us closer to nuclear war to distract from the fact that he did not win the election
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
How is this even legal? How did we get here?
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Bertski @bertski.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Does anyone believe that Trump plans to leave office Jan 2029?
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