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Berton Averre

@bertonaverre.bsky.social
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Played guitar and wrote songs for a living, so I wouldn't have to work.

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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fellow social media people: have we successfully eradicated "woah"?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We're all referring to Elon's minions who caused havoc on our government and glommed onto our SSNs as the Dogebags, right?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I didn't know she was in "Homeland". Who did she play?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The bad vaudeville skit that is the Trump Administration is a galling conundrum. There's never been a DOJ further up the President's ass than the current one. And there's never been a more corrupt President than the current one. So what hope have we for justice to emerge from this vaudeville skit?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
One of Pitchbot's better offerings.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I was reminded by the current right wing figures of Dickensian villains. And then it struck me: couldn't "Donald Trump" be a villain in a Dickens novel? Perhaps a minor figure, a Uriah Heep?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
ABOLISH ICE.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
One thing you gotta give to the American Right: when they do "Dystopia" they do it up proud.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It all goes back to Obama. Oh, to be sure, there already was a (for lack of a better word) healthy bigoted right wing representation in our politics. But a black guy in the White House broke their minds. The response, the ramping up of rage against people guilty of not being white, came from '08.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I would never ascribe self-knowledge to Trump, but I think his meeting with Zelenskyy and the NATO allies (if they still are) suggests he knows how terribly the Putin meeting went. So he sees this meeting as a way to undo the ghastly optics. We know it isn't for the right reasons.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
There are many red states and cities in red states with higher violent crime rates than DC. So, "President Trump, when are you sending the National Guard to Ark./Miss./Nebraska?" "If DC's rate of violent crimes is [stat], how 'out of control' must Little Rock [stat] be?"
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"Banana Republic" ain't just a clothing store.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If you'd like to dip your toe into classical music but don't know where to start, I'd suggest "Scheherazade", by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov. Known as a warhorse, which means "played to death", which usually means "because it's that fucking good." Countless great melodies, intense drama..could do worse.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
MAGA may be facing an existential crisis. Ghislaine isn't just a groomer, she's the sine qua non of groomers. If Trump gives her a get-out-of-jail-free card, MAGA has to say one of two things: "Yes, we do have a line, and yes, he just crossed it", or "Yes, we have been talking shit this whole time."
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Blusky, the other site that isn't Nazi is bursting at the seams with Tom Lehrer eulogies. In an admittedly short scroll I haven't seen any here. Tom Lehrer. Just sayin'.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I don't do "best", "greatest". I will say this: no greater musical achievement that I know of in my lifetime.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Yes we should. Listen, and pass along.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@nytimes.com Hey, I'm curious: how is this *not* bare faced corruption? What is your theory? You must have one, bc you haven't written a sentence about this, and a sitting pres being this openly corrupt would CERTAINLY be worth the ink. Right? Right? Right? DYFJ
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I've been a member for a while and am happy to tell anyone that supporting (and benefitting from) Josh's work is well worth the subscription.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Shit.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This is worth your time to check out, and maybe donate if you can.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I just found out from a British tv show that in Brit English a person who gives a reference is called a "referee". Has anyone encountered this usage for "referee" in American English?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey Trump, Mexico wants Texas. Seeing as we all want peace, let's give it back. Yeah, no, I didn't think so.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Because of course they are.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I just realized why Trump was even more disgusting than usual with Zelenskyy: he had hoped to impress Putin with his threats to Canada, but instead he got stuffed. So he's trying to asshole his way out of the humiliation by trying to bigfoot Zelenskyy.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
1. I reread the clause in your original email stating that responding to any and all emails is not mandatory. 2. I printed this last email out and flushed it down the crapper. #Emails2Doge
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
1. Yup
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You know the old saying "The left hand doesn't know what the right hand's doing?"' With Elon it's the left and right lobes.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This is something.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This makes sense. As in it's stupid, dishonest, and self-aggrandizing, and the most important aspect: Trump remains entirely free of having to be accountable. "Oh I was just bullshitting about tariffs." Fox hails him as a great statesman (for getting us nothing) and they move on. JFC.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Here's a nifty list to remember. I know, Amazon Prime has become hard to not use. But I've found if you look for an item by googling, you'll find other retailers almost always have the stuff and will ship it to you. My hardest one is Whole Foods. I know, I know, but shit.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
An object lesson in the relative plasticity of Time. Prince's song "1999" was released 17 years before the actual year 1999. Which was 26 years ago. Which time period *seemed* to have passed more quickly: the 17 years or the 26?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If Musk ever complains about people calling him a Nazi, we should just take a page out of his book: "You shouldn't be defensive about your history."
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It's a conundrum.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@elzrandall.bsky.social As in Randall's Island?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just realized (probably slower than most) that Trump's plan to mass deport immigrants will involve cherrypicking which and where. So all those farms in Southern (red) states will magically *not* get mass deportations. Whereas those in California will.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So at this point I'm getting significantly more large breasted women's accounts who don't post following me. IGWS (it goes without saying, whatcha think?) I ignore them, or whatever entity is actually running the account. My question: what do the people who run these accounts get out of it?
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Setting the record straight.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
@susansmeltzer.bsky.social Susie Schmeltzer as I live and breathe.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
From my current vantage point looking north (west) from the Venice boardwalk, the sky seems to be devoid of smoke, and it has to be the most beautiful blue sky I've ever seen (no pun intended).
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I can unconditionally concur.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This has to be spread. This has to be read. This has to be heeded.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
For my religious friends.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
So the Vikings' reward for a 14-3 season is to start the playoffs on the road, which means the Rams' reward for winning their division is getting a 14-3 team in their first playoff game. Yeah, this whole valuing division standings over win loss record is working out great.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
What I've been saying.
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Berton Averre @bertonaverre.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This hurts.
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