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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Official recognition for new creative jobs is kinda what France has been doing to encourage the industry for a while now: Saint-Gobain, Gobelins, Meilleur Ouvrier de France for foodstuff, Festival de Cannes, Fashion Week, etc.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can I pick who?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m just curious: are they assuming both of those things are quiet enough to… ?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*Catholics There was a couple of kerfuffle about who should listen to whom.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Europe had thousands of such centers open, widespread messaging about them, and did not kick out anyone. Still, thousands of people died because they thought they would be fine without those. Don’t be a hero, go and think of all the fun neighbors you are going to meet there.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I would say that those metaphors are a bit on the nose, but they are more like…
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Punching Meme Face
ALT: Punching Meme Face
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
J’ai une mauvaise nouvelle : ton fils est un fan de Mamdani. Il est temps de lui parler des dangers de la Social Démocratie, et du risque que ça représente pour nos amis les milliardaires.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don’t know who is going to win, but I know they are going to be given a microphone with the rest of the world listening.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hesitate to argue that it’s good to spell out the argument in detail, so that people who are not immigrants can follow, or that shorter is better for their attention span…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jon Oliver has ducks’ corkscrew penises, you have… that.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is probably the best response to that incredibly frustrating suit question.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I didn’t know the video quality was that good on here. Is that because you are verified, you get the high-end stuff?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wait… There’s *more*? The Jerry threat is multiplying?!
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Let’s be honest: we don’t pick up on Jerry. He picks on us all, relentlessly. And we are trying to contain and preserve the younger generation from the horror.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If you don’t want your Youtube Premium money to go to buying usually controversial, hard-to-find and possibly out-of-primetime electronics…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This conversation is going in circles
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Costs are rising because risks are rising or because there is something blocking competition?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Don’t share photos like that on the internet, or the menswear guy is going to see it and get upset.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There is apparently 17.45 billion payment cards with PIN around the world, and 15% of those are randomly generated. Assuming randomly generated PIN codes are all evenly likely, there are 261,750 people wondering why everyone is discussing their specific PIN code right now.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
All of you are criticizing the guy, but imagine your job is to prepare people before they testify to Congress. You can just play that tape and say: Don’t do that. Don’t do any of that. All of that is terrible, and if you do that, people will start googling if Congress can throw you in jail forever.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That is a lot of cringe. Where else would you store it?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Why is this relevant?” Dude, that’s usually the part they use on the TV to explain why you had to leave your job.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
All those clips are just confusing because the right answer always seems obvious, and you end up thinking… Am I missing something? Why do they keep being weirdly defensive? And Caine just say “I do.” and that’s like—perfect. So they can do it. And then there’s the clown car… They choose not to.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do you feel represented by the Democratic Party?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I feel like ”functions as an actor of a liberal democracy” is doing a lot of work there, but I don’t disagree with the sentiment. Clerks were, technically, selling groceries. They contributed to the store more than the guys who shot their way in, robbed the place and set it on fire, but…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Or you know, controversial statements like “Don’t do crimes, even when they ask you to: it’s illegal.” like that firebrand Senator Mark Kelly. I know it would have been a giant waste of everyone’s time—still, I regret no Military tribunal ruled on the legality of saying “Don’t obey illegal orders.”
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Among other reasons, because mentioning them fosters copycats
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The finger-to-palm ration is a little high. Children have shorter fingers, relatively.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do we know the gender of the shooter?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What about comedians?… … I’ll see myself out.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
*been accused of I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a video of it happening. Just a lot of parents with bad trigger discipline or an anger management problem that blamed their baby for something tragic.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I believe that polite society used to describe those as “Lady guns” that would “fit in the smallest purse”. Not, you know, marketed for kids.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Found the gun owner…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You meant: 💀👶
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sir, The shooter was after pedophiles. Why would you think this is you? Who is “us” in that case? Do you have a list?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can the Secret Service asks that guy what he thinks of pedophiles? He looks suspiciously very anti-Trump all of a sudden.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do you like pedophiles? Mind you: if you say No, that might be considered a direct attack on the President. Who is absolutely not a pedophile, or defensive about it. Absolutely not. How dare you?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He wrote that he was targeting a pedophile. Assuming he was after Trump is making unsubstantiated accusations against the President that was clearly exonerated by showing all the unreacted Epstein files that ██’█ contain any reference to him.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The only possible point of contention: it’s not a Toyota. I would argue that’s not a *requirement*, we just have never seem one that wasn’t one. But I can see how some people would see this as unconventional.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
No way you count as old… We are the same age. Right?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can I pro-actively make sure that I never found out? Pro-active lobotomy, or banning certain keywords from my DNS provider?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yes. It’s usually an automatic weapon, but a mortar counts. 1. High-wheel clearance for all-terrain action 2. 360-fov. high-caliber weapon 3. Terrorism: Fanatic has been using violence to achieve political goals. We just have no idea what those might be. Asking lead to more unhinged violence.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Aaron, next time you go out, please let the Secret Service know. Thank you!
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Other photos on that story have a credit, except this one. Can I ask who took that photo?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Watching some politicians use this tragedy to score political points is disgr… Wait, we are not doing that this time?
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
> how America views this man Spoiler: it’s so much worse outside of the country…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another proof for HMRC that those *are* cakes.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Je veux pas mettre Randall Munroe de xkcd en particulier à l’affiche, mais s’il fallait savoir dessiner pour être le dessinateur professionnel le plus drôle du monde, personne lui a pensé à lui dire.
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
They are really committed to this idea that troops are too fat…
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bertil.bsky.social @bertil.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He knows him?
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