Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh no, they are doing room checks this week, I hope they don’t find Bernard. 000
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Imagine being bald and still being Christian, talk about faith. #joke #nodisrespect #unlessyou’rebald 011
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The cleaning staff make me feel territorial 001
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If Franz Kafka had a scat fetish would he be Franz Caca? #FranzKafka #truth 010
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I think that human chair guy is back at it again and has made himself into an airplane seat, but he didn’t like me and was digging his knees into my back the whole time. #EdogawaRampo #JunjiIto #travel #carpentry 011
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I like humans, I wish they wouldn’t do that though 000
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Have you considered that everything I’ve made up is true 000
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I found a recipe for one ingredient banana Ice cream, but it was paywalled so now I’ll never know how to make it. #misery #NoOneIngrediantBannaIceCream 001
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I love it when people become friends #buddies 000
Berserk Squirrel @berserksquirrel.bsky.social · 24/11/2023The cows at Chick-fil-A are such boot lickers. 021