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Berni Johnson

@bernij.bsky.social
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Writer of things, administrator of systems, devourer of entertainment, and haver of ADHD. 💙 voter in a 🔴 state. Spy Trivia book: www.stablebookgroup.com/products/th… Other book and website links: linktr.ee/Bernij

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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If the clown shoe fits…
Picture of Marco Rubio standing around other cabinet members, talking in one guy’s ear, with an overlaid cutout and zoom-in image of Rubio’s too large shoes.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Here’s the tldr spoiler. Never expected a house listing to tie in to my spy trivia book.
Last section of text of property listing that reads: “The Salisbury city centre provides a vasi
variety of further facilities. These include, but are not limited to, high street shops, super markets, a selection of great primary and secondary schools, and restaurants, pubs, and bars to suit a range of tastes.
Salisbury train station is nearby and provides further links with direct routes into London Waterloo and into the West Country. The area is also well-connected for those needing regular access to the coastal cities of Bournemouth and Southampton, as well as routes into the New Forest for those who enjoy a range of outdoor pursuits.
Agents note: The property is available to staircase up to 75% ownership Wiltshire Council, with no eligibility criteria. With a 30% share the rent on the remaining 70% is £559.52. There are solar panels which are owned by the property and are used to heat up the hot water. For full disclosure, this property was involved in the Novichok event that took place in 2018.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This official government site is nothing but unhinged dehumanization of immigrants. This administration is just evil.
Text on a background of black space and stars with header ALIENS: 
« THEY WALK
AMONG US
For 60 years, the U.S. government has kept a closely
guarded secret.
Aliens have been walking among
"us, living in our.
neighborhoods, and interacting
with'us in our daily lives.
They've shopped in the same
stores, attended the same
classes as our children, and
lived seeminaly normal »Text on a background of black space and stars with header ALIENS: 
« lived seemingly normal
human existences.
With one exception - they
do not belong here.
Millions' arrived under the
cover of darkness and embedded
themselves directly into
our society.
Countless presidents,
congressmen,, and senior
officials knew exactly what
was happening.
Instead of protecting American
citizens, they chose to cover
it up and even accelerate »
Text on a background of black space and stars with header ALIENS:
« it up and even accelerate
the invasion.
Until one man finally had the
courage, to tell the truth.
Bold. Unapologetic. Unafraid:
President. Trump was' the first to call out the real danger:
Aliens pose to every American family, every community, and the future of our nation.
The truth is no longer
out there. It is right
here. Right now. »
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😂
Image from Nissant Hooda’s (CEO of Docket) LinkedIn post saying “Stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle’s support bot is free.” Includes an image of a chat request to the Chipotle support app that says “Pepper | 13:19:45
I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help?”
And the bot’s response:
“Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach.
Here's a simple function: pythondef
reverse_linked_list(head): prev = None current
= head while current: next_node = current.next
current.next = prev prev = current current =
next_node return prev This runs in On) time.
Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today?”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The censors do not approve of this depravity. 😂
Screenshot of original post with image blocked with a “Graphic media” label.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The lone lovely icicle on our back door overhang after the ice storm. But that other ICE? It needs to go. #abolishICE
A single icicle hanging from a house overhang with blurry trees in the background.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Derpy Thanksgiving, to all who celebrate!
Front half of a parade balloon of the Derpy Tiger (the blue cat character from Kpop Demon Hunters) in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade with gold confetti falling all around it.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Axolotls for democracy. #NoKings
Two people in inflatable axolotl costumes (one blue, one pink), standing on a sidewalk, the blue one holding a sign that says People Rise / Kings Fall.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The original 1982 Poltergeist is also a possibility (loved it as a kid, although I’m not sure I found it scary).
Poltergeist 1982 poster with back of little girl with her hands pressed onto a tv screen displaying static.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Others (2001) is a really good creepy but non-gory one.
Movie poster for The Others with a woman holding a lantern in the dark looking scared.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Fed my notebook addiction at Spirit Halloween.
Brown notebook with magnetic clasp with title “Handbook for the Recently Deceased” above a 1940s style portrait of the backs of a couple looking at sun and clouds (replica of a book from the movie Beetlejuice).
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Screenshot of post from gray-d.bsky.social dated September 15, 2025 at 9:09 pm with content obscured by Self-Harm warning label.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Terrier with scruffy black and tan fur laying on a couch cushion with puppy dog eyes
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
All the praise Sinners is getting is well earned. Beautifully done with great original lore and perfectly timed moments of comic relief. I experienced moments of movie-induced euphoria while watching it. And be sure to stay through the credits so that you don't miss the epilogue.
Movie poster for Ryan Coogler’s Sinners showing Michael B. Jordan as twins, Wunmi Mosaku, Hailee Steinfeld and several other characters, all in 1930s clothing in front of a backdrop of a large sun on a burnt umber horizon.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One of my fave signs from the protest (and the one I actually got a good picture of).
People at a protest, with man in tan shirt in the center holding a sign that reads “There will be hell toupeé.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I know who we should hire to fix it for him.
On left original fresco of Christ on the wall of the Santuario de la Misericordia  in Borja, Spain. On the right the botched restoration that completely mangled it.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Nice! And same! Here is a diverse group of fowls I ran across in Reykjavik a few months ago.
A duck and swan standing in the foreground on pavement in front of a metal fence in front of a pond, with more ducks, swans, and seagulls in the middle-ground behind the fence (some on pavement at the shore and some in the water), and a white building with a steeple in the left-hand background
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
West End Squirrels
An altered image of the Pet Shop Boys “West End Girls” single with the two band members in black and white and the song title changed to “West End Squirrels” with an image of a squirrel added underneath the song title.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just checked and yep! That’s the new message when I open TikTok! Although funnily enough, the immediate video underneath was Maggie Reed making fun of Trump.
Screenshot of TikTok with new message saying TikTok is back due to Trump’s efforts, with image of a Maggie Reed video making fun of Trump behind the message.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
So much better than mine. I’m going to need some spaghetti to get through this year.
Post from Merriam-Webster that says “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is
YOUR word for 2025. Godspeed.” And the word displayed is “crestfallen.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Nooooooo! Although sounds about right.
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster post that says “Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025,” and the word displayed is “crestfallen.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
A Duolingo app phone widget icon with the bird Duo’s face all in red looking angry and text “Save your streak!”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Picture of Fallout Vault Boy kicking the Monopoly man with text “Refugees didn’t take away affordable housing. Rich landlords and greedy politicians did.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My SO went to the store for some essentials.
Black, gray and white packaged alien action figure from the movie They Live labeled “Male Alien” and “Buy.”
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Small terrier poking out from underneath a deck.
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Berni Johnson @bernij.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Hello, Bluesky! I never know what to post first, so here’s my favorite Medieval art post.
Medieval art of knight on a horse in profile, and another horse from the front with bizarrely drawn anatomically incorrect front legs. Text reads “Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other from the front. Medieval artist: From the…front? Patron: Right. You know how to draw horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally.”
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