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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I like to outline by hand, free thoughts need to have the room to bloom all over the page in big, bold, sprawling letters. From there we go to a typed one, a detailed one, and it grows from there. But each story has its own notebook to fill with ideas, quotes and pictures. #revpit #revpitwaiting

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Oh, I have to add another one 😂 #revpitwaiting #revpit The meme my teenager made for #MaybeTodaySatan

A fake #aita post from Satan's point if view

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I know I shouldn't, but I couldn't stop myself: I'm working on the second part of the Underworld-series with Definitely Today, Miss Satan. This time, Hell has a housing crisis. #revpit #revpitwaiting

A pitch card of Definitely Today, Miss Satan

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Meet Mau, who 12 years ago entered through the open balcony door and just never left. And since this is still #revpitwaiting, meet Cerberus, Rory's pet hellhound from Maybe Today, Satan 😍 #revpit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

My MCs in "Maybe Today, Satan" each have their own theme song Poppy: Leith - To Hell With You 💕 Rory: Hozier - NFWMB 😠 #RevPitWaiting #RevPit

Pic of a couple kissing, an audio player playing NFWMB by Hozier

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

This excerpt from Maybe Today, Satan 🥰 How exactly do you flirt with the Lord of the Underworld? #revpitwaiting #revpit

An excerpt from Maybe Today Satan #revpit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Maybe Today, Satan - the fluffiest version of Hell you'll ever get to read. #RevPitWaiting #RevPit

A collage with pictures of a man, a woman, twin sisters, a three-headed dog, the grim reaper giving forehead kisses and Magnum

A collage with a two couples kissing/hugging, pet animals, pictures of heaven and hell

A mockup movie poster for Maybe Today, Satan with a couple in front of lava

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Maybe Today, Satan - DUAL POV Meet POPPY, a shy pet zoo keeper who accidentally finds herself in Hell, where she meets RORY, the Lord of the Underworld, and secret cinnamon roll 😍 #revpitWaiting #RevPit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Entered #revpit with Maybe Today, Satan. Let's gooo 🤞🏼🧿

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x AWGtFDAD Sometimes, hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships the ground you and your twelve goats walk on. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay - even God and her stupid bingo nights. #questpit #q #MaybeTodaySatan

A collage of lava, a man, a woman, a couple out of focus kissing and the grim reaper

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Cordelia likes people, photography & observing Nate making cocktails. Nate hates everything, especially his sweet regular Cordy. But when his boss tasks them with creating a new cocktail menu, things get shaky, feelings get mixed, & everybody is craving a drink #questpit #rc #wip

A collage with a cocktail menu, a man and a woman, a girl with a camera, a man pinning a woman against the wall and kissing her and some wine bottles. #questpit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

“You look very handsome today,” I said, taking in Death’s formidable form at my door. The black t-shirt hugged his bulky body, and the leather jacket was just tight enough to make me wish I was a dead cow hanging over his broad shoulders. #Joypit #SatanWip2 #RC #RF

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Oh to be a cat on a table in the sunshine

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

The cat and I going through all the awesome movie posters of #posterpit. What a fun, creative event! Thanks, @posterpit.bsky.social And thanks to everybody for the love on my pitches 🥹🌸

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Gabriel is a witch. Sage isn't. Sure he's suspicious when the cute con-artist opens up a magic shop next to his apothecary. But when she's accused of murder through love potion, he reluctantly comes to her aid. How to catch a killer, when magic is in the air? #posterpit #wip

A witch in a gazebo. Title: Sage Against the Machine #posterpit #posterpitw

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT 🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers ⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️ 🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes 🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it) ❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC 👠 Fierce bestie meddling #posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a

Movie poster for Very Begrudgingly in Love

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

"Isn't scaring me your job?" "I'm the Devil, not the Boogieman, Sweetheart." #posterpit #posterpitq #romantasy

A movie poster with a couple in front of lava.

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Me before the pitch event: Noooo, not ANOTHER one. Me during the pitch event: #1stlinepit

Hello kitty in a burning office scrolling on her phone

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

“Welcome to Sage Against The Machine, how can I hex you today?” a blonde woman with the most dazzling smile welcomed me as I strolled into my own property and my best friend’s old bookshop which, apparently, had become a witch’s den while I had been gone #1stLinePit #conwitchwip

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

“Satan, please, have mercy,” a shrill voice echoed against the cavernous ceiling of Hell’s Throne Hall, grating on my nerves. #1stlinepit #MaybeTodaySatan #amquerying

Pitch card for Maybe Today, Satan, a comedic Romantasy

12 goats, 2 alpacas and 1 evil twin is all Poppy has when she suddenly finds herself in Hell. Lucky for her, Satan is a softie. Total cinnamon roll. hell just got hotter, because the sparks are sparking between these two! But when God decides Poppy belongs in Heaven, the devil comes out to get his girl back.

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Eid Mubarak! I'm not the most religious of people (shocking, I know 😁), so today is mostly about good food and fun.

A picture of the Turkish dessert Şekerpare

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I think I might have pitched too often, but I can't help myself, #unhingedpit is when the weirdness comes out to play. Sorry not sorry

Sabrina Carpenter and Pedro Pascal.
Text: me and #unhingedpit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Summer: I'm going to open up a witch shop next to your apothecary. Gabriel: #UnhingedPit #conwitchwip

A pic of a very disgusted looking Sebastian Stan

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Gabriel: What are you doing in my sweatpants? Summer: If it fits, I sits. #conwitchwip #UnhingedPit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

When Gabriel just wants to drop off some super pretentious special coffee, but Summer isn't dressed yet. She's so unserious. #unhingedpit #conwitchwip

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Imagine you're Satan and hate your job. Wouldn't you too prefer to enjoy eternity with the cute pet zoo keeper that accidentally landed in your lap? Even if it means going up against God? Or teaming up with your sweetheart's evil twin? #PopUpPit #luckypit

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x A WITCH'S GUIDE TO FAKE DATING A DEMON ☀️Sunshine & Cinnamon Roll 💞Love at first sight 🥰Cozy comedic romantasy 🤝Dual POV 🔥Set in Hell (and Heaven) 🐐12 Goats, 2 Alpacas, 1 Three-Headed dog #luckypit #popuppit #amquerying #MaybeTodaySatan

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Poppy wouldn't have expected to accidentally end up in Hell & date Satan, yet, here she was. Thankfully her new beau is willing to do anything to get her back when she is ordered to Heaven - even team up with her evil sister & go up against God. #luckypit #popuppit #amquerying

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I'm not saying I'm gonna write a book like this one day, but I'm also not not saying it 😁

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

An Agent's guide to MAYBE TODAY, SATAN, a cozy and hilarious Romantasy. #amquerying #litagents #agentguide #WritingCommunity

A plot description of Maybe Today, Satan

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

She's helping with this Gordian knot of a plot hole.

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Gabriel is a witch. Summer isn't. Sure he's suspicious when the cute con-artist opens up a witch shop next to his apothecary. But when she's accused of murder through love potion, he reluctantly comes to her aid. How to catch a killer, when magic is in the air? #wspit #wspitw #rc #conwitchwip

A moodboard with potions, a Victorian shop, a crow, a kissing couple and a man and woman.

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

12 goats, 2 alpacas & 1 evil twin is all Poppy has when she suddenly finds herself in Hell. Lucky for her, Satan is a softie. Total cinnamon roll. Falls for her instantly. But when God decides Poppy belongs in Heaven, the Devil comes out to get his girl back. #wspit #wspitq #RF #RC #MaybeTodaySatan

A collage of laughing people, happy couples and a three-headed do

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

*Freeze frame, record scratch* Hi, I’m Rory. Satan to my minions. You're probably wondering why I'm sneaking into Heaven with my darling's evil twin and The Grim Reaper - simple, we're trying to get my girl back. Because she belongs in Hell with me. #wspit #wspitQ #romantasy #a

A picture of lava.
Text: An Agent's guide to Maybe Today l, Satan

A picture of a couple under an umbrella.
Text: Pitch - Twelve goats, two alpacas and one evil twin is all Poppy has when she suddenly finds herself in Hell. Lucky for her, Satan is a softie. Total cinnamon roll. Falls for her instantly.
But when God decides Poppy belongs in Heaven? The Devil comes out to play (and to get his girl back)
#wspitq

Pictures of a woman and man laughing.
Text: Themes & Tropes
- cozy comedic Romantasy
- dual pov
- Sunshine/cinnamon roll
- love at first sight
-banter everywhere
-12 goats, 2 alpacas, one three-headed dog
- set in Hell (and Heaven)

Comps
Assistant to the Villain. - Hannah Nicole Maher

A witch's guide to fake dating a demon

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

One year ago, it was a silly little idea on Twitter. Today it's a manuscript in the trenches with five full requests from litagents. Happy birthday #MaybeTodaySatan 💕 #WritingCommunity

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Berna is querying 🧿 @bernawrites.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Omg, thank you! *Freeze frame, record scratch* Hi, I’m Rory. Satan to my minions. You're probably wondering why I'm sneaking into Heaven with my darling's evil twin and The Grim Reaper- simple, we're trying to get my girl back. Because she belongs in Hell with me.

A picture of lava. Text: An Agent's guide to Maybe Today, Satan

A pic of a couple under an umbrella. Text: Pitch
Twelve goats, two alpacas and one evil twin is all Poppy has when she suddenly finds herself in Hell. Lucky for her, Satan is a softie. Total cinnamon roll. Falls for her instantly.
But when God decides Poppy belongs in Heaven? The Devil comes out to play (and to get his girl back)

Comps
Assistant to the Villain
Witch's Guide to Fake Dating A Demon

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