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Bernard Meisler

@bernardmeisler.bsky.social
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Publisher of Sensitive Skin magazine. Author of the Neo-noir satire "THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO DIE." Retired computer programmer. Rootless cosmopolitan, psychopomp, & part-time trepannist. Trans rights are human rights!

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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
There’s an old saying: Don’t fuck with the mouse.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If we gave 1/2 of their $, still leaving them incredibly rich, to the bottom 50%, increasing their standard of living by 50%, & this country would be a much happier and healthier place. Obviously it’s not quite that simple, but the idea stands – we need some sort of wealth tax.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Two-week TACO
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Good news! Trump said today the US is taking in $2 billion a day from tariffs! At this rate, it will only take a little over 12 years to make up the $11 trillion lost in the stock market over the last 4 days! Huzzah!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Are you better off now than you were 4 months ago?
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is an ad from a Marvel comic from 1968, and it explains a lot!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
That’s because the superhero America resembles most right now is Bouncing Boy.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The only thing that can stop the mad King now is impeachment or the 25th amendment. Where is Jamie Lannister now that we need him?
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
1st season was great! And the perfect feel-good show during Covid lockdown. But by the last it had become sickeningly sweet.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Grew up near the ocean, that’s what everyone called them.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
We need a Democratic version of the tea party so bad
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Short covering/relief rally/extremely oversold/dead cat bounce.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
More proof - as if we needed it - that Tommy Tuberville is a moron.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Read the comments on the 4/15/82 show from Providence for a laugh!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Wow, I recognize them! If nobody else has taken them, I’ll take them back - good memories!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Canadian French cracks me up - Trudeau sounding articulate & well-educated in English, then switches to French & sounds like an 18th-century beaver trapper.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
IMPEACH TRUMP!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Thank Shiva there’s finally a new episode of A History of Rick and Roll in 500 Songs! Part 3 of Never Learn Not to Love by The Beach Boys (via Charles Manson). My favorite podcast!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
January 20: FAA director fired January 21: air traffic controller hiring frozen January 22: aviation safety advisory committee disbanded January 28: buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees January 29: first American mid-air collision in 16 years. January 30: Trump blames DEI.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Jack Kirby created this cover a year before the US entered WWII - and received death threats for it.
Cover of Captain America 1, from 1941, showing Cap punching Hitler.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Is it time to pull the plug, trade everyone except Steph for picks & expiring contracts & start a rebuild, or are the Dubs *almost* good & someone like Vuc could get them in the top 6 (based on how many clutch games they’ve played - could an extra basket or a few FTs have won 3-5 more games?)
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I saw somewhere on the Internet, so it must be true, that there’s a Godwin’s 2nd Law: If someone uses the word “woke” pejoratively, there’s a 99% chance that person is an insufferable asshole. Is this a real thing, or if it isn’t, should it be? @mnemonic.bsky.social
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
One of the many reasons David Lynch was so great - no irony. He loved Americana, his coffee, apple pie & Bob’s Big Boy. I’m guessing 1 of his biggest influences was Douglas Sirk, who is high camp to modern eyes, but you can tell Sirk loved his mis en scene. Lynch’s films are love letters.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If (hah!) we stopped putting any more CO2 (or methane, which is 10 times worse) into the atmosphere today, it would continue to heat up for 30 years or so. But we should still try to limit its output however much we can.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
JFC
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s just my way! Happy Hanukkah!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Learned it from the most recent episode of the world’s best podcast: A History of Rock & Roll in 500 songs. If u start from the beginning, the first 50 episodes are a bit of a slog - check out the Velvets episode, or the recent 4-parter on Sympathy for the Devil. Fascinating!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Am I an idiot for accumulating TLT at this low level? Or am I just an idiot?
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have no beef with the Cavs! I always liked Donovan Mitchell & hope they make it out of the East instead of the (ugh) Celtics. LeDisney, that’s a different story…
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John Merchant @johnmerchantmix.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Fantastic, insightful, depressing yet hopeful essay from @juliusgoat.bsky.social www.the-reframe.com/a-system-bui...
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A System Built to Eat People Never Stops Eating
A brief history of the systems we've inherited, and the story of two very different reactions to two murders, in a country founded on murder.
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Bruce Carlisle @rbcarlisle.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Who wore it best? #Luigi
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Classic. Recently learned that Bobby Beausoleil was an original member of Love.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Of course I instantly block MAGAs - but I’ve also taken to blocking “Blue MAGA” - the left-leaning “influencers” who repost Trump’s Truth Social posts & say “OMG, can you believe this?” Don’t care, don’t want to see it. And now my BSKY barely updates…
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Laughably bad, had every legal movie cliché you can possibly think of, plus stereotypical cardboard characters - the stoner! The sweet old southern lady! The black guy who works with at risk kids! The Karen! The alcoholic! The overweight dog groomer! The retired cop! We were literally lol.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Make 3s worth 2.5 points, so 50% from 2 = 40% from 3 - no advantage. Or move the 3-point line farther out & eliminate the too-easy corner 3. It’s ruining the game - object should be passing till u get close to the rim as possible, NOT pass till u have an open 3. It’s boring.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I forget,,what are extreme right Germans called again? It’s on the tip of my tongue… www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/w...
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Musk Expresses Support for Far-Right Party in Germany’s Election
It was not the first online intervention by Elon Musk, the entrepreneur and adviser to Donald Trump, on behalf of once-fringe anti-immigrant parties in Europe.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
youtu.be/4sJY7BTIuPY
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Any man who must say I am the king is no true king. GoT3x10
YouTube video by Greg Nordlist
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Doechii is fantastic! Like an all-girl mashup of James Brown and De La Soul! youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c?...
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Doechii: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I can remember being like 6-7 years old, and mocking the kids next door because “They still believe in God!” Figured it was the same as Santa.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Attn Amazon shoppers: If you go to the site (or app) and enter “thank your driver” into the search field, they will receive a $5 tip, at no cost to you.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
All it took was a babe in a space bikini and Kirk’s IQ dropped 40 points
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T. Tex Edwards @ttexed.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - The Kinks youtu.be/uEzYnNXuHdI Dec. 1965 "Ready Steady Go" episode, featuring the Kinks performing a Christmas Carol "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".
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All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - The Kinks
YouTube video by Pelacanyes (David Panades)
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Quisling.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
UNH denies 32% of claims, compared to the industry standard of 16% (which is already disgusting). I’d send thoughts & prayers, but unfortunately they were out of network.
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’d be sending Thoughts and Prayers but unfortunately they’re out of network and require previous authorization. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12...
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UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Is Fatally Shot in New York City: Live Updates
The executive, Brian Thompson, was shot in what the police described as a “brazen targeted attack” outside a hotel where the company was holding an investor meeting. The assailant was last spotted in ...
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Siri is set to “learn” on every damn app on your phone unless you turn it off! Damn!
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
THE APPRENTICE, mini-review (no spoilers): Ha ha ha, we’re all so fucked! But I really feel bad for the cast & crew who had to spend time with Jeremy Strong while he was in character as Roy Cohn. ***/****
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yes
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Bernard Meisler @bernardmeisler.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Speaking as an ex-fuckup, I’m happy Biden pardoned his fuckup son.
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