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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm pleased to announce the launch of my new AI tool called LifeEnjoyer that takes care of all these tasks for you

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Normal behavior if you're a sorry little landlocked country desperately trying to make a name for itself

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

People who don't talk to Grok are missing out on delightful conversations about their childhood pets and their mom's maiden name, the poor fools

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An instant classic in the philosophy of ethics: Player Safety is Always Important vs. These Fuckin Guys Though

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Phase 1: cut off all suppliers of underpants Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: profit

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Probably just at the level of "we will use the bombs on the bad countries to fix the moneys"

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

So is the influencer just complaining out loud that the dirty deal to get more clout didn't work properly in this case because the government official/influencer biffed it

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In conclusion we hope all our ranchers send a strong message to President Trump that we are only voting for his illegal third term because we assume he'll do better.

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

She'll learn to fit in better by never acknowledging any weakness and pretending that she knows how to do things like looking at a map

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Spreadsheets, Gender, and Social Class: we can fight about how to connect them if we really try (1/87)

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Banking on Trump having his own luxury box in heaven and trying to swipe Melania's ticket

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Minor short-term disruption in the supply of malicious lies, I guess we take it

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Counterpoint: he's afraid of magnets because of the time that nice coyote got hit by the train

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Some of the logos on products at the grocery store changed, damn that woke mob in my head with their torches and their pitchforks

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Journalism is when you describe what you're currently doing but put it in the passive voice as a thing that's happening out there

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Might do ok for him when he asks wikipedia-level questions like What is Medicare?

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They don't know that it only counts as Masshole grammar when used as an adverb.

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The grocer's apostrophe always a difficult foe for these guys, including those "educated" at Princeton

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

People of Ohio: it's your duty re-elect me so I can continue to represent and serve you in my messy family drama where I'm obviously the asshole

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I assume he doesn't address the very sane expectation that the government shouldn't actively hate everybody involved in the production of a burrito.

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Gifts of jewelry, designer purses, guns, things of that nature

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A game for mean-spirited children where the smallest, pettiest moves are technically correct

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Surely one of the prominent gobshites over there must have come in with "in my AMERICAN household we eat CHEESEBURGER"

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

A marine corps veteran and cop killed on duty and the only way to get a moment of silence from "conservatives" is to call him by his first name, Austin

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In today's episode the pastiest of right-wingers suddenly start flexing that they're good at Mexican food, confusing the audience

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

At first I thought that Vance was defending the economy on behalf of the admin but after further review it's a weird cheap shot at someone basically on his side

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They used to talk about "a taco truck on every corner" as a scary thing that the Dems would do but they're not making this connection, are they

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Some people could still use a lesson from the youtube videos where a generally athletic guy challenges a professional female fighter and immediately becomes a little boy getting beat the hell up

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Constantly vandalizing the White House during an armed conflict, leaving the Iranians wondering whether they have to try a War of 1812 move or just not bother

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

In my power as Acting AG I hereby say some things to try to get the power of Real AG so I can say other things

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Becoming a people's representative in Congress to insult people online that they suck at knowing Congress things

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He acted as a sort of check on executive power in the late 90s, so as long as he continues with the same integritude-

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think it has something to do with their enthusiastic embrace of shitheelery

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Guys who don't know anything unless it sticks on their faces and wiggles: really unfair that this wiggly thing showed up out of nowhere

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I hear the collaboration with George RR Martin isn't going all that great, now they're both stuck

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Incredible that the Dear Leader is allowed to have no agency at all so they can make a tyrant out of a science guy

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The big machine and all the smaller machines doing a really poor job with the tyranny here, feels like a straw-machine argument

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Only way to get it down below 30% is if he projectile poops through his pants after eating the RFK Jr lettuce on a Big Mac

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So I guess there's no handbook for winning an award for investigating a sexual predator at an event that selfsame predator has a ceremonial role congratulating the winners, is there

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Agreeing on a brave stance that people trying desperately to keep their families alive faced some suboptimal logistics

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Business leaders remain confident that weaker scamming machines can be replaced by better ones

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

So - trade wars are easy to win, and if you're losing you get to say how unfair it is that your opponent also made moves.

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Critical savings for customers worried about their liquidity

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sad for the Brits that they're only allowed to like one, our liking contains multitudes

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I would have Scooter as manager, his play on the pitch sometimes just isn't aggressive enough

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

English soccer team just finished up in Miami, maybe throw them down in the cargo hold

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Relegation system is a bit like sending entire baseball teams down to AAA if that helps

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Somebody already told me that he does indeed make it back to his college town in upstate NY

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I know we normally assume people have the mental capacity for intentionality but it's really time to change how you describe that rat's nest of disorders

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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ah, the graphic that you don't need if you know what it means

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