iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

was in a waiting room that had a tv playing videos of people setting guinness world records and it turns out this was not an exaggeration

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playing with kitty cats is the same as going to war

Mikaela from Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave playing with kitty cats and saying “Different than being a mercenary, but just as tough.”

my parents are like Mr. Burns in that they aren’t any specific age they just exhibit whatever bizarre indicator of “extremely fucking old” the writers think would be funny in a given scene.

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you’re hearing it more and more these days

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 29/08/2026

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i’m not in my mid thirties, i’m in my peak thirties 😤

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 30/09/2026

the end of Dietrich’s Path in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is beautiful and shows how having thirsty oomfs can save your life

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 25/07/2026

my Dietrich is hitting everyone twice with a 40% crit chance on both attacks, no combat art needed. my Esmeralda is absolutely annihilating enemies at a range with Throwing Arm+, and has impenetrable defense besides. my Mikaela hits like a dang truck. my Fabio rides a horsey.

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“Crusader of Cunty,” released in Japan as “Shin Souseiki Ragnacünty,” released in Europe as “Slay”

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This is definitely NOT A Life of Glory (Together We Ride) | Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Soundtrack

godddd the Fortune’s Weave version of Together, We Ride is so good. because of Melee that song has been synonymous with Fire Emblem to me since before i even knew what Fire Emblem was, so i got so hyped when this played youtu.be/3Q0JispPzKs?...

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YouTube video by Timothy C

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big fan of how the small main casts in Fortune’s Weave facilitate more characterization in story scenes. in Three Houses your house leader and the Seiros narcs said all the important stuff and the gaggle of students just stood around and chimed in one line each expressing their Character Trait.

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i haven’t finished Dietrich’s path but Fabio might end up being one of my favorite characters in any RPG

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i love when cat owners post a photo of their cat sitting in an usual position with a caption like “what the FUCK is this thing”

flame lords are always requesting audiences with the gods so they can talk about shit like pillows

talking with the god of war in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, a pop up says “You had a very lively discussion about the most comfortable shape of pillow to sleep on.”

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 28/09/2026

they should genetically engineer a round banana. like size and shape of an orange but it’s banana meat in there

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sorry to MUSK (2026) but you expect me to pay money to sit in a theatre and actively think about that man for FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS? i’m not strong enough

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Play Dietrich’s Path in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, starring: • Bloodthristy Murder Machine who literally everyone wants to fuck • Villain-Coded Gay whose only desire is to fuck Murder Machine • Beautiful Woman with super strength whose only desire is to fuck Murder Machine • Mikaela

just sent this to my bestie who is smaller than me but also likes dr pepper

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gay people can never just say normal shit like “i understand you better now” smh

Fabio Fire Emblem saying “I've gained yet another resource for understanding the composition of your character.”

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 26/09/2026

finished Cai’s path and now i’m standing in the obelisk chamber like the proverbial donkey stuck between three equally scary bales of hay

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 26/09/2026

i would like to be rich. could a million or so people please buy Possum Boy: The Ballad of Joey Virginia on Steam and/or itch so i can be rich

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 26/09/2026

i’m sorry peter but i can’t take you seriously when you use the horsekiller bow

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave screenshot showing the horsekiller bow. it’s a bow that looks like Cat-Dog if both ends were a horse.

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 25/09/2026

i keep doing somersaults and singing beautiful tunes for my fire emblem units and these fucking ingrates always look disappointed bitch if i asked a bird for advice for some reason and it did a fucking somersault that would turn my whole life around

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 24/09/2026

that choosin’ texas song just played on the radio at work so now i can’t be an annoying weirdo about how i’ve never heard it :(

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 24/09/2026

been trying to use DuckDuckGo because google is Bad and while the regular search works fine, image search is basically unusable. it almost never returns what i’m actually looking for. what da fuck

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 24/09/2026

i started with Cai’s path and i don’t know which of the three adults to choose for my second path once i finish it because they’re all scary 😰

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 23/09/2026

LGBT stands for “Let’s Get That Victory”

Unkillable Guzran from Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 22/09/2026

on the one hand, Cai is my precious son and i don’t want anything bad to happen to him. on the other hand, Zeno Robinson’s acting when Cai is in Situations is so fantastic.

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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

concept of back

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 22/09/2026

STELLAR BLADE, featuring STELLAR BLADE from the STELLAR BLADE series

Stellar Blade box art which had a smaller Stellar Blade box art on it?

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Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈 @bernard.bigknife.games · 22/09/2026

it’s a shame that Persona 4 Revival is with 99.9% certainty going to trip over its own ass and make the queer stuff even worse. those quotes about the question of a Yosuke romance fucking suck. but also. i always find it funny that people wanna romance Yosuke cuz like. him?