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Many Jewels Surround The Crown

[loud] [loudest thing on earth] i love ocean eyes !!! bring me back to 2009!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkEd...

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me: [glancing over] no thats Many Jewels him: ohh [obviously imagining the bloodcurdling scream jumpscare] maybe we skip that

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of all things to think this could be

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my brother: [glancing at the queued shuffle at the stoplight] [sees this album cover for half a second] [with complete sincerity] oh i think owl city is coming up

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[VB longneck guy voice] Dueep Dish And Fouuurrrr Beerrsss

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the aussie mind — that thinks flip-flops are 'thongs' the chicagoan mind — that proudly calls the place you park your car 'Da Gräj' If we join forces the world would kneel Or cover their ears maybe

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Any time i mention Australia now val somersaults thru my window and smiles at me real big very scary dont hurt me

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Two aussies and a minnesotan walk into a bar

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REAL RICH getting Aussie likes on my post making fun of insane americanisms

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I think everyone should shut da hell up forever

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Genuinely shocked none of these quizzes ask you about your use of the term 'bud'. That would IMMEDIATELY air my ass

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Honestly a good way to weed out the great lakes midwesterners would be to ask if they add 'over by the—' before and '—there' after naming a location while giving directions, usually before even naming the cross-street Oh yeah over by the jewel there. [pointing vaguely] at uhhh 103rd and kedzie

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Its funny theres a NYT version of the dialect quiz tht has a map that live-updates My map was all over the place, but then it asked what you call athletic shoes. I say sneakers now but as a kid it was 'gym shoes'. The map INSTANTLY went dark aside from a blindingly bright spot on chicago LMFAOO

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Also sorry what the fuck is this

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also erm its not 'the city' its 'downtown' bozo

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'You're prooobbbably from Illinois but also Minneapolis i guess' who tf else calls highways 'expressways' and public trains 'the L' One of the questions is literally just asking what 'the city' is for you lmfao

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 13h

Ppl might think ur kinda crazy for disliking dogs or cats, the two most beloved domestic animals on earth for Thousands of years for some reason the mothheadz always feel compelled to PROVE YOU WRONG YOURE WRONG YOURE WRONG MOTHS ARE SOOOO CUTE A

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No youre wrong theyre cute see [ten horrifying close-ups of hairy ass moths] why arent you squeeing.... heres ten more

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 13h

you can tell ppl you dont rly fuck with an animal or bug or whatever and usually the worst youll get is someone going "aww :( theyre cute though" dude almost EVERY TIME i mention i dislike moths, the other persons first order of business is, of course, To send me as many pictures of moths as po

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 22h

neighbor pacing in his driveway outside my office window talking loudly on the phone about CS:GO

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 23h

yeah good theres Man and then theres Wierdman

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 23h

ur weird even WHEN im opinionated potentially even moreso and thats aersom

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brendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 23h

ive stopped being so opinionated on my nsfw so now the weird furry repliers are returning holy fuck

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i think im gonna just start blocking ppl who clearly wander in from off the street onto posts i make from this acct. me tapping the 'let us have locks' sign again. its been tapped so frequently and for so long that the center of it has warped into a cup

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that being said, some of the reactions on This side of the fence have been fucking crazzyyy "i cant wait for him to call this antisemetic"

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ppl are talking about change and restorative justice or whatever, but like yeah me personally, i've never in my life felt compelled to fucking Assault someone, especially not as a grown ass college-aged adult. you have to be an idiot if youre shocked by people saying 'yeah fuck this guy'

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surprise turns out the guy with some of the most entertaining longform videos on youtube, ones youve watched several times in many cases, sexually assaulted someone in college and admitted to it

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man normally if i find out some youtuber i like is evil, i just sigh and move on, but the jacob geller shit succckksss

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Every time you like a drawing i do you should be required to give me $20

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You were either scared of the loud noise, annoyed by it, or thought my disgust at being wronged in one or the most insane ways imaginable made me an 'anti' or whatever all options are born from a brain with a hemisphere missing from it so fuck off lmfao stick to your unfollow clown nose dni

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Cursed to have a VERY good memory when it comes to online usernames so i remember All your good-vibes-only asses that unfollowed after the whole gutted thing stop puttin likes on my shit

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laying down to sleep before the reality of 'i literally dont have enough money to pay off my psych telehealth balance' sets in lol

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WHOOF made the mistake of looking at my paypal balance LMFAO. Gonna try to not freak out for the rest of the night

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same mutual at 40: 3 newports my best friend

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In my mine this person is like a game dev or some shit

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