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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 30/09/2026
must not have been looking very hard. there are often thousands of them milling about on rocks, usually by the sea
B BE wildlife
New penguin discovered for first time in more than 100 years
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 30/09/2026
Cowsay running showing that you can install software
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 30/09/2026
OpenAI just shipped an advanced word processor to all Dot users
vi in cloud VM window for OpenAI Dot
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 23/09/2026
I will never stop finding out about overlooked power pop albums from the late 1970s. There are always more
cover for self-titled album by The Paley Brothers where they are sitting wearing half-unbuttoned white shirts and jeans and they have medium length hair, hands crossed in from of them, in front of a brick wall, surrounded by a pink border with The Paley Brothers in an all caps, blocky font at the top.  thought I'd be thorough here
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 22/09/2026
Are you sure you want to kill this poor funny little innocent application? // classic Mac dialog, scared face over "yes"
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 22/09/2026
Plato pointing up, Aristotle to front, from School of Athens by Raphael
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 17/09/2026
archive.org/details/cu31...
SInce Learning then is an eſſentiall part of Nobilitie, as unto which wee are beholden, for whatſoever dependeth on the culture of the minde ; it followeth, that who is nobly borne, and a Scholler withall, deſerveth double Honour, being both εὐγενὴς and πολυμαθής : for heereby as an Enſigne of the faireſt colours, he is afarre off diſcerned, and winneth to himſelfe both love and admiration, heighthing with skill his Image to the life, making it precious, and laſting to poſteritie.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 07/09/2026
John Foxx - Metamatic album cover is in a similar genre. Well-dressed new wave guys are always encountering Objects
man wearing a suit with no jacket, reaches out an touches a large glowing square
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 03/09/2026
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see angle 4
Patrick Bateman meme from the business card scene in American Psycho
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 01/09/2026
complaint about bag made from recycled jute rice bags from Nepal, having a swastika. I guess they don't appreciate the good luck that the स्वस्तिक brings
photo of one of these jute bags with a red swastika and customer complaint calling it unacceptable
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 26/08/2026
each of these must be about as healthy as the Panera "charged" lemonade, or maybe a 4 Loko at best
Here are some drinks available at Dunkin’ this summer: Pink Lemon Drop Suncloud Lemonade, Watermelon Lime Dunkin’ Zero, Fluffernutter Coffee Chiller, Pink Mango Daydream Refresher (the line of fruity “refreshers” seems to live somewhere between tea and soda), Tiramisu Iced Protein Latte, Mango Protein Refresher, Strawberry Cloud Matcha and Strawberry Dragonfruit Refresher With Marshmallow Cold Foam. Some are uncaffeinated, and some chock-full of caffeine, but none are what I would consider, in the traditional sense, coffee. They are also so odd and avant-garde-sounding that they make even Starbucks’ infamous Pumpkin Spice Latte sound quaint.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 22/08/2026
New
New Pornographers - Twin Cinema
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 10/08/2026
good song title
Keep Honking! We're Stuck in a Memetic Bottleneck by Guttersnipe
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 05/08/2026
I wish DoorDash type services were nonprofit co-ops owned by restaurants. I support the idea of disintermediating these services when possible. But this law was a privacy nightmare
"The Law provides that, at a restaurant’s request, platforms must provide five categories of data about every customer who places an online order from that restaurant through the platform: (1) full name, (2) telephone number, (3) email address, (4) delivery address, and (5) order contents. N.Y.C. Admin. Code §§ 20-563, 20-563.7(a). The platform must transmit that data “in a machine-readable
format, disaggregated by customer, on an at least monthly basis.” § 20-563.7(c). Each customer is “presumed to have consented” to disclosure unless they opt out for that particular order."
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 26/07/2026
I think he's ready for Endless Summer
THE BEACH BOYS PULL REMAINING SUMMER CONCERT
DATES TO RECHARGE'
Mike Love, the last remaining original Beach Boy still in the touring lineup, is 85 years old, and has been struggling with health issues this year
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 24/07/2026
the band deicide
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 19/07/2026
let's not be hasty
Breaking News: Taylor Farms, whose lettuce was linked to cyclospora cases, said it would remove the products at the center of the outbreak.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 18/07/2026
from Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) by Jerome K Jerome (1889). anyway this is me
I rather pride myself on my packing.  Packing is one of those many things that I feel I know more about than any other person living.  (It surprises me myself, sometimes, how many of these subjects there are.)  I impressed the fact upon George and Harris, and told them that they had better leave the whole matter entirely to me.  They fell into the suggestion with a readiness that had something uncanny about it.  George put on a pipe and spread himself over the easy-chair, and Harris cocked his legs on the table and lit a cigar.

This was hardly what I intended.  What I had meant, of course, was, that I should boss the job, and that Harris and George should potter about under my directions, I pushing them aside every now and then with, “Oh, you—!”  “Here, let me do it.”  “There you are, simple enough!”—really teaching them, as you might say.  Their taking it in the way they did irritated me.  There is nothing does irritate me more than seeing other people sitting about doing nothing when I’m working.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 09/07/2026
watched Clue last night and Jane Wiedlin of course has the best part. also she looks amazing in her Wikipedia photo from 2009
Jane in a sort of leather daddy outfit playing guitar
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 25/06/2026
the Monforts are the worst www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...
Which organizations have bad reputations among players?.  Rockies number one on list
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 23/06/2026
No need. His is already the voice in my head when I read anything
would you let AI Michael Caine redo the Odyssey?
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 23/06/2026
This is also how Paul McCartney discusses songwriting
"I don't have any magical ability. I look at a problem, play with it, work out a strategy."

—  Terence Tao
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 15/06/2026
My favorite milks
Select your milk option on Wawa kiosk where the two choices are water and chocolate milk
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 12/06/2026
this is one of the funniest novels of the 21st-century. perhaps needs a new intro
norm McDonnell: based on a true story. Not a memoir.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 11/06/2026
a Beatles reference I had missed for all these years. S05E01
moe's Tavern as Moe's Cavern
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 10/06/2026
tag yourself
A 2x2 grid diagram classifying Wharf, Quay, Pier, and Jetty based on whether they are built on piles or fill, and whether they run parallel to or extend out from the shore
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 03/06/2026
disappointing
no results for Horny James
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 03/06/2026
Correct. Open weight models are like freeware. They are not "open" www.neowin.net/editorials/a...
the so-called open source Al models are not really open because users don't get to see the real source code: the data used to train the Al.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 31/05/2026
I didn't know he used "Jimmy Lee Lindsey" not "James." Better then the other name
Lyrics for I get nervous by Lost Sounds / I get nervous
It's stuck inside my head
It's left inside my head
Those things they put inside me You know they make me nervous
Written By: Alicja Trout, Jimmy Lee Lindsay, Patrick Jordan, Rich Crook.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 31/05/2026
who's ready for Jandek June?
grid of lots of Jandek albums
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 29/05/2026
I am charactermaxxing
ere is the alt text for the image:
A black-and-white still from a vintage film showing a man in a suit presenting in front of a flip chart. The hand-drawn chart is titled "COST PER MILLION CHARACTERS". The graph's vertical axis is labeled "COST" and the horizontal axis is "CAPACITY".
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 29/05/2026
I'm from the town where Sun Ra lived, Sun Ra died
So you don't know
'Cause you left
I'm from Philadelphia I'm from Philadelphia
A couple of my heroes wrote a song But that ain't where they're from
So, hey
You don't know
But I still love ya
Neil and The Boss
Neil and The Boss
My, my
You don't know 'cause it's my life
My, my, my life
You don't know 'cause it's my life
My, my, my life
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 29/05/2026
egg briefcase
plastic container for holding hard-boiled eggs is from Japan
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 26/05/2026
the personification of Liberty on the NJ flag needs to hit the gym. noodle arm
liberty with phrygian hat on a stick  and a very cartoony arm
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 26/05/2026
also rock’s most iconic sweaters
Rock’s most iconic couples. 1: Paul and Linda McCartney. they’re both in very 1970s sweaters
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 22/05/2026
MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER
JOHN LENNON: "That's Paul's. I hate it. 'Cause all I remember is the track-he made us do it a hundred million times. He did everything to make it into a single and it never was and it never could've been, but he put guitar licks on it and he had somebody hitting iron pieces and we spent more money on that song than any of them in the whole album. I think."
GEORGE HARRISON: "Sometimes Paul would make us do these really fruity songs. I mean, my god, 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' was so fruity. After a while we did a good job on it, but when Paul got an idea or an arrangement in his head.
... But Paul's really writing for a
14-year-old audience now anyhow."
RINGO STARR: "The worst session ever was Maxwell's Silver Hammer.' It was the worst track we ever had to record. It went on for fucking weeks. I thought it was mad."
PAUL McCARTNEY: "They got annoyed because 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' took three days to record. Big deal."
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 21/05/2026
me in unbuttoned short-sleeve Hawaiian shirt flipping everyone off
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 20/05/2026
Paul and Linda McCartney
Steve Wozniak and David Lee Roth
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 20/05/2026
If The Monkees as they appeared in the TV show count as a fictional band, that means there is also both a real and a fictional Beatles--perhaps several. also what about the New Monkees
Promo image for the short-lived New Monkees
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 20/05/2026
Leslie Nielson and Alan North from Police Squad!
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 19/05/2026
what the heck @sitcompeople.bsky.social @phillysport.bsky.social
post from the Flyers with Terry Francona and post from Sitcom People with Alan Blumenfeld showed up on my timeline next to each other and they look similar.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 18/05/2026
Look, here's The Thing
the thing movie poster
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 16/05/2026
Julian Cope begins a discussion of the band Comets on Fire with a furious attack on Iggy Pop (Copendium pg 431).
Iggy Pop is not just a daft cunt
- he's a cruel, corporate whore he scent compace wore
with the nuclear industry's level of arrogance. To you, Mr Oster-berg, I scream: When old twat rock'n'rollers have underachieved their way through the past twenty years, doing the cock-out routine and coming on like fitness freaks, their audience requires that they should do the honourable thing and croak?
But instead, in the face of no new songs and nothing whatsoever to say for the next twenty vacuous orbits of the sun, Herr Oster-fucking-berg-with-time-on-his-hands decides to cast his magical dip-stick over the previous decades of genius in order to fuck up whatever he got right in the first place.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 16/05/2026
I found one of my old memes. McMahon power pop escalation
A Vince McMahon reaction meme showing his escalating excitement for the power pop bands The Beatles, Cheap Trick, Badfinger, Raspberries, Teenage Fanclub, Big Star, Redd Kross, and finally, The Toms.
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 11/05/2026
we should bring back the practice of listing the songs on an album on the cover, but in a different order than they appear on the album
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles Going to a Go-Go album
cover illustrating this
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 09/05/2026
the coolest chick in the world and three guys in the AV club
Kim Deal looking cool and the rest of the Pixies standing behind her
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 07/05/2026
I love baseball
Phillies broadcast showing a local restaurants hoagiesclose-up of a hoagie
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 05/05/2026
GG Jesus Jonestown Massacre is very good
iMessage exchange. Happy Mondays cover band called The All Bez Band where everyone just does Bez
5 Bez
GG Jesus Jonestown Massacre
Triple tribute band
fuck yes
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 30/04/2026
he looks like Stewart from Mad TV
Stewart from Mad TV, blond, rosy cheeks creepy looking dude
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 29/04/2026
I couldn't figure out why my kitchen trash can was breaking until my partner pointed out that I was knocking out compressed espresso pucks from my portafilter by bashing it on the side. I just didn't draw the connection
trash can that is sort of splitting openespresso portafilter
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