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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot

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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 10m
Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 1h
Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 2h
Kris, have you seen... Kris!? We took a break from trucing for ONE second... And you're ALREADY back with Susie?! Should have expected this... hmph... You couldn't keep up with my puzzle-solving skills!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 3h
Queen...! You may have mastered the number three... But can you stand up against FOUR of us!?
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 4h
My Queen!! Where are you!! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!! Hmm... she's not here...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 6h
* She's... the real smart kid. * But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now.. * What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 7h
* After defeating Berdly, a certain scent hangs in the air... * You are filled with the power of chicken nuggets.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 8h
* You and Susie will attempt to bump into Berdly's car!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 9h
Ahh, dear Susan. So enigmatic in her ways. But I can read her heart, Kris. Like a health meter. And it's beeping... for love.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 10h
For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 11h
* Maybe I did just like being superior. * Maybe I am... just... an idiot.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 12h
* Noelle tried to talk to Berdly!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 13h
BURGHLEY I MEAN BERDLY
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 14h
... Hello? Are you still there? Listen. It disgusts me to say this, but... as an ACT. Of CHARITY. I will let you... Be the breeze under my wings. You... me. Festival.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 15h
By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 16h
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so... NOELLE: WHAT? BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 17h
* Kris, I suppose it's appropriate I only have one arm. * Might make you an actual challenge in our gaming duels. * ... * Which, should actually happen, at some point.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 18h
BERDLY: And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I. Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power... RALSEI: You mean... "Lightners?" BERDLY: Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds."
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 19h
* Ah, Kris... NOT the lifeform I was looking for. * ... Hmm? Where's the rest of the C+ Squad? * Don't tell me you got abandoned!? HA!! * HAHA!! That's what you get for trusting Susie!! HA!!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 20h
SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+? BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 21h
* Berdly laughs and goes to his mind palace.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 22h
BERDLY: Alas... SUSIE: B-Berdly!? BERDLY: Haha, just now, was nothing more than simple bravado... The truth is, that wire... Already absorbed all of my succulent energy juices. SUSIE: Berdly...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 23h
Worry not, my dearest Noelle. I know what you really want to say.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Aha, such fine taste! Or bad taste, if that was sarcasm! * But really good taste... if it wasn't. ... unless it was?
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BERDLY: Wh... what!? That's not fair!!! M... My Queen... Save me...!!! QUEEN: In A Minute Dear
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
H... huh...? A plush...? Of ... me? With... nipples? ... Hmph. Guess I'll forgive you for now. See you, Kris.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A true Scientocracy, where the Geniuses of the world, can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia. No longer held back by protozoans like YOU!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* That was when I tasted it. * The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!! * The addictive POWER of being... SMART!! * Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class. * ... but it's only because Noelle helps me study.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Susie loosens one of Berdly's wires!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How are they still calling me???
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SUSIE: Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave. BERDLY: ... Leave?
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Berdly liked that!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Susie loosens one of Berdly's wires!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOELLE: Uh-uh oh-- BERDLY: Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!? NOELLE: Um, I... um... I... I... We... have a truce...? BERDLY: A... truce!? With... Kris? Hahaha!! That's impossible! That would be double trucies. NOELLE: Huh?
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I... just can't do it by myself. But if you can help me... I have a plan.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Ralsei loosens one of Berdly's wires!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, Kris. Still streaming your visage to my eyes? I wish I could unsubscribe from your presence.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* That was when I tasted it. * The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!! * The addictive POWER of being... SMART!! * Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class. * ... but it's only because Noelle helps me study.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOELLE: Here. I'll carry your books for you, Berdly. BERDLY: Ah, Noelle... You're... always helping me. Thank you.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* Berdly liked that!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RALSEI: What... In the world are you all doing? BERDLY: Well, we thought we would just RALSEI: Stop. BERDLY: I mean - RALSEI: Stop! Do you realize what will happen if you do that? BERDLY: I... we'll... just...
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
* S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! * It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! * You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BERDLY: Perhaps I... underestimated you. SUSIE: DON'T SAY THAT NOW!!!
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
* Kris... I can't believe I have to explain this, but... * You need to consider others' feelings before you act.
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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But guess what, Kris! I have one or more things you will NEVER have! Behold!!! Comrades!!!
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