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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 11h
This would be an absolutely atrocious Dallas loss
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 13h
I’m in. We can always use more offense off the deep bench.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 13h
Why the hell are you flopping in preseason??
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 13h
I just turned on the game a few minutes ago and saw Garza first and for a second thought “what’s with these extra dark green jerseys we’re wearing?”
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 13h
First half report: we are so fucking back.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 14h
Oh shit! Milos is on the training camp roster?!
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Another Game For Milos!
ALT: Another Game For Milos!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sabrina what the fuck?
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tough night for Jonquel.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WOW!!!! 🗽
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stewie is playing dominant basketball but the Liberty can’t hit a fucking free throw.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI is useful if you’re a teacher of young children and need to make a flyer for when the Halloween costume parade is and you’re okay with getting most of the important details wrong. It has no more powerful or useful applications than that.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anecdotally the Dan Campbell Lions are the worst defense on 3rd/ 4th and longs I’ve ever seen. Theyre almost always a disaster. They routinely get in spots where it’s like “okay you just have to not give up a 4th and 8 here…oh you gave up a forty yard touchdown instead”. And I need to know why.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sabrina went crazy I just think Liberty got too sloppy with the ball in that 3rd quarter stretch. Oh well, Libs in 4
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Liberty really gave the game away that quarter. Dewanna Bonner is destroying us.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Smith did not slap him hard enough.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eating lunchables on his birthday!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Started spooky season on a big Amblin note! It is crazy and cannot be overstated what a huge (and positive) cultural impact Spielberg had for like three decades. He was making the biggest movies in the world AND getting his friends movies made AND getting Pinky and the Brain and Animaniacs made
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is simply no one more snacky than a medical examiner in a tv show. Somehow they always have to do an autopsy during their lunch break when they’re trying to eat a big sandwich and chips.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Mike Tomlin Minecraft thing I just think is really beautiful, we really contains multitudes.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Caitlin Clark’s missing the end of this game because she’s in foul trouble like an idiot.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if the Flintstones would snake their toilets with actual snakes.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are you, a baby, being grumpy at me that you haven’t pooped today? Just poop if that’s what’s bothering you!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was late to work today because I had a doctors appointment and me and the doctor could not stop talking about how they simply do not make tv shows like Mad Men anymore.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Among just about every Liberty player playing well was little Pauline Astier playing really really great defense on Olivia Miles and making things hard for her.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really one of the most surprising wins I’ve had as a sports fan, I really thought Liberty were dead in the water coming into the playoffs and now if the can beat Minnesota they can beat anybody (except for some reason the Valkyrie, then cannot beat them)
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I respect the hell out of the Lynx but Sabrina should’ve hit them with the “night night”.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sabrina’s entry passes and pick and roll passing with Jonquel has been brilliant all game.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SAB!!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberty are getting sloppy
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Libs are pushing the pace!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LIBERTY GAME 2 BABY! Let’s close it out!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m excited to finally see Sleeping Beauty’s home planet.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Player of the game for the Liberty was Leonie Fiebich. Incredible defense and huge threes.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STEW YORK! What a game
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LFG LIBERTY!!! 🗽
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Classic Tigers not giving Verlander any run support, he wouldn’t have it any other way!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Liberty are gonna be fucked in the playoffs
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With…. Incentives?
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I gotta say, Jameis hasn’t impressed me too much tonight!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wonder how much he’s going to play but if he’s in the rotation Conley is tailor made to be my wife’s next favorite Celtic. Previous favs: IT and Al.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dont know which one but I accidentally closed a tab I’ve had open on my phone for years to google “does Dane Cook have kids?”
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God damn it Private Pyle you WILL get hard in my barracks
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Robert Smith, what’s the deal with this stuff?
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That is a heartening Liberty win!
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jared Goff you are embarrassing me dawg
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was such a loser in high school no one would even “Carrie” me. The cool kids said they “needed the pigs blood for something else”.
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretentious two year old: “I don’t even weawy wisten to Old McDonald anymawr.”
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benny gesserit spice agony @benzfriendz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That guy who hit Kyler while he was already sliding is just gonna be allowed to stay in the game?
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