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Taylor Sluggish

@benzed75.bsky.social
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Arsenal, russian imperial stout, test cricket, PS4, progressive death metal & chaotic rounds of disc golf played well over par.

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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's just because Man City being found guilty of all charges means Everton snd Forest will be relegated, so they'll need beer down in the Conference
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How do we feel about acknowledging opposition players' quality, whilst quickly adding "shame he's a c*nt though". Decent compromise?
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like quite the intellectual exchange
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wordle 1,906 2/6* ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WordKing #Wordsmith #Wordle #WordleOfTheDay #WordleGummidge
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look out, ladies!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Swimming against the stream with this one!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lad needs a Hamburger or two, could come back more robust and able to compete against English orcs.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#BetterThanVini 🍦
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As a new fan I can understand you're a little out of your depth, but I suggest to start with "Nicolas Anelka" and try to work the rest out from there. Attaboy, in advance.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not sure his agent being his mother is any proof that his agent cannot be a greedy twat.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There's no "i" in team, but there are 3 "i"s in Vinicius. Food for thought, Betty Berta.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Great news for Tzolis 😵‍💫
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christ. Beiber. Plumbing the deepest of depths. #WorldCupFinal #halftimeshow #FIFA #dohashtagsevenworkonhere
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who the hell are these lads? Dragons Hunter F.C? #worldcupfinal #ESPARG
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Merino is the bomb. #ESPBEL #WorldCup
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Would love Scott, looks a proper diamond (and can play in one too!)
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just wants to be injury-free in order to get his dream move to the champions. Understandable.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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The Simpsons: Ned Flanders Pilgrim Whips
ALT: The Simpsons: Ned Flanders Pilgrim Whips
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🙏
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
These look like big, strong hands don't they?
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a close up of a tree trunk with a monster face
ALT: a close up of a tree trunk with a monster face
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
All well and good shame about thr previous 54 games though! We'd have wrapped up the league in March with a fully firing BS
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
There's no easy games for this team right now, we'd need to be playing Leeds x5 to have any genuine faith.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Clutching at straws, James. You know it, we all know it. We're not taking more than 13 points at best from our remaining games, more likely 9-11. We fucked it up.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Arteta gonna swoop down like a mighty Basque eagle on this lad
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
- "Trust the pro... " - "Let me stop you there. You're fired".
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ahahaha What a joke this yankee doodle dandies are
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
...and because they know Odegaard can't motivate a flea to bite a dog
all.got
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's actually a relief being on a severely delayed train, missing the game. Text updates already have me seething, in a nonchalant / tired way. #Arsenal
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think he's been a far better contributor this season than Saka and Odegaard combined. How dya like those apples?
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Amongst all this fuss and bother about that #GwynethPaltrow dress, my only question is whether that's wrinkled tights or wrinkled skin between the two sections? #bigissue
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
How about an off season?
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Many utter ballbags use public transport as their mode of travel.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bring it home, boys!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I get that to a degree James, but there's infinitely less noise about a club that has 115+ financial and rule breach charges on the back of a sack load of trophies year on year. This disparity in 'noise' is fucking shameful.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And all from receiving a grand total of 7 good threatening passes all season!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Rank your 5 worst pundits from 5 (shit) to 1 (Chris Sutton). Explain your answers, unlimited foul language is encouraged for effect. @arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social #arsecastextra
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
4th at this rate. Who sees us winning against spuds, Chelsea or (lol) City away. We've given historically poor Wolves 20% of their points!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Let's hope we batter them and they applaud us from the field, just like in the good old days :)
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
After the opening stanza, it was 3-0 to Australia, but by half time England had roared back to be 4-3 up. Cue enormous self-congratulation, sneering at Australians, popping of champagne, followed by conceding 4 own goals and losing 7-4.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So much cocky self-congratulation by England after day 1 of the first test. Defeated before the end of day 2. #Bazball #TheAshes
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cricket fans feel the same about baseball, of course
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
You just love what you grew up with, I guess. I'd always thought baseball was absolute bilge until I sat watching the "World Series" in a home in Long Island, drank many low quality local lagers and made frequent visits to the family bong. By the end, I was moderately captivated.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cricket is awesome, mate. Especially the long, drawn out 5 day version. #bigbrain #attentionspan
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Not before time!
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
64% even feels surprisingly low
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Here it comes, the run of unprecedented (except for Arsenal) misfortune that details a season. Michael Oliver appointed referee for the coming NLD, too. Steel yourselves.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
More and more like Ten Hag by the day. A little bit of adversity, and the Dutch egg is breaking and spilling its yolk of nonsense all over the shop
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Set piece again, olè olè! 😁 #Arsenal #ChampionsLeague
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Of course Kevin's not playing. He's tidying his room.
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Taylor Sluggish @benzed75.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Embarrassing innit
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