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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How can Snap, Crackle and Pop still be snapping, crackling and popping after all these years?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Remember when Meng was always in the news?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You never see a construction crane go up. One day it’s a big empty lot, the next day there’s a giant hole with a crane sticking out.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Imagine, if instead of, “roses are red, violets are blue”, we said, “monkey face orchids are red, maroon, yellow and brown, pussytoes are white”, how different the world would be.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If cars could travel at or beyond the speed of light, would they even need headlights?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why isn’t the singular of pants, pant?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve never seen a woman with a toothpick in her mouth.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is a promise only a promise if you preface whatever you say with, “I promise”?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m going to don some pants and head outside.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I haven’t said Ruprecht in about six years.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How far down do you have to dig before you have to call?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m having an amazing, lazy Sunday on a Thursday.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Do we really need so many underwear options?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What’s another city in Yukon?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s 2026 and we can’t agree on how to spell perogie?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Why don’t we call it cold chocolate? We call the hot stuff hot chocolate.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The munchkin’s swinging in Sicamous.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Doesn’t everyone by now know how to buckle an airplane seatbelt?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It’s fun making peoples phones buzz.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What the heck is Mindy short for?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

For every 22 simple joys, I need a big joy.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The flags suggest it’s going to be a blustery morning.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

We didn’t use a tripod and she never knew.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Isn’t every property a pre-sale?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

They looked like pants in the lift.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

All the chaises are being used.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I would have made a terrible caveman.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

How can an airport not be located on Airport Road?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I wish buses had a shower before entering policy like pools do.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It sounds like jingle bells and horseshoes.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My bus driver sure was horny today; he honked at four different drivers.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Has anyone ever waved their hands around like they cared?

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Instead of putting out poison, they should leave out tasty birth control pellets for rats to eat. That would solve the problem.

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BEN WILSON @benwilsonthings.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Clearwater is one of those places I can always find on the map when I don’t need it.

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