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Neymar will pull up in training by the end of the week and Joao gets a phone call.

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Difficult to read anything that isn’t that screenshot that you’ve put in my mentions three times inside half an hour tbf. Go on, one more time for luck.

You should post that one example you’ve got a bit more mate, it’s really effective.

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Do I *actually* think there’s a shadowy PGMOL cabal to get Arsenal a title? Is it weird that virtually everything in a booth has gone your way? Yeah.

…in your favour. Not really grasping this concept are you fella?

Therein lies the problem you daft sod.

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I would’ve found ‘it’s not handball because he’s too busy committing a foul’ funny if I wasn’t a Chelsea fan. Luckily we actually scored from the resulting corner, that also helped.

Some holding doesn’t equate to rugby tackles and handballs and you know it.

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“I could shoot somebody in the middle of 5th Avenue and I’d get a yellow at most.” - Arteta at the last PGMOL meeting…

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Arsenal’s title challengers are due in court and they’re still somehow more dodgy…

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What’s Arteta got on them? Every fucking game they get something.

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Arsenal have got VAR in the pockets, this is outrageous.

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Burnley been surprisingly not-shit here. If only they could shoot.

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Worst champions this country’s ever seen and it’s not remotely close. Just so awful. Go and play rugby or something and save us the eye bleeding.

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Ah well. Gave it a go. Obviously it’s a fucking corner.

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Fucking brass neck on Arteta after he was given the title last week.

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Will take more than a couple of charges to get me to be pro-Arsenal

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Don’t disagree. Pure delusion on my part.

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Benjamin Wills @benwills.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Come on Burnley, the whole world is behind you.

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Turned it over for that VAR check. Lucky this is a dead rubber because that’s an absolute disgrace.

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Done 5/9 episodes of Pluribus. E1 was a masterpiece then everything since then has been extremely meh 🙃

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There might be a nagging feeling throughout his Chelsea career that he’s waiting for the chance to hop it to Liverpool, kind of like Maresca to City. But for me that’s a ‘we’ll cross that bridge when he get to it’ problem. He’ll need to do well here to get that chance so 🤷‍♂️

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Alonso is actually the Chelsea manager lmao. Think that’s genuinely a superb appointment but it just seems so odd - he shouldn’t be at a Premier League T6 club that isn’t Liverpool. It’s not like we’re appointing Gerrard or something but it’s still…weird.

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Man City pre-match favourites and, on balance, deserved winners. Need some ‘Xabi Alonso fixes everything’ copium soon.

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I’m now rattled by every non-penalty foul that are fouls now given as fouls that are softer than that Hato one but England blows because it’s less important than a penalty. Fucking shite unwritten rule in football.

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Your classic ‘if that’s not in the box it’s a foul’ foul. He’s beaten Khusanov, he’s brought down. It’s a foul.

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All of the Chelsea penalty ‘shouts’ were just me shouting HEY at the telly then realising no on a TV replay. That Hato one is a foul though.

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Fair fucks what a goal. And that’s us done.

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Cherki on. Yep. *Sound of door unlocking*

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Surviving. When not if Man City unlock the door and break hearts, specifically mine. Have a long history of watching Chelsea play and sometimes win finals playing the counter-attack game but it will never not make me feel sick.

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Just have a dig there Cole, fuck sake!

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Hey, Man City. Can we have a turn with the ball please?

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When you order Petr Cech off TEMU

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Sanchez makes it and James as a centre mid. Alright. Huge underdogs, we’ve won trophies before in that scenario. I still feel like shit going into this but that sort of copium is all I’ve got.

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Don’t use the word lightly but that’s just blatant corruption. Not the incident in isolation but that’s apparently fine for Arsenal to do week after week but not against them. Premier League apparently fine with their aesthetics of their league being shat through a bin bag.

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Give a penalty for Rice on Mavrapanos then

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That’s a fucking disgrace of the highest order

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Rice has got two arms wrapped around a West Ham attacker but that’s fine apparently

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They’ve done it all fucking season. Fuck all the way off with that.

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If that gets disallowed every Arsenal goal needs reviewing

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Not a defeat for a change so…good? Did very very little after our disallowed goal, most of that side that finished the game looked absolutely dead. Don’t rate Delap but weird that McFarlane planned to bring him on then gave up on that idea.

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Haven’t got an Ngumoha narrative goal so that’s something. That ‘assist’ doesn’t count.

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Get Colwill off McFarlane ffs

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That’s getting chalked off. Saaaaake.

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