Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If you can't write a 12-page term paper starting at 3 AM the night before it's due on nothing but 3 cups of WaWa coffee and Microsoft spell-check, are you even a college student? 030
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Real question: Does the phrase "self-medicated with alcohol" exist in countries that have functional healthcare systems where people have, like, actual affordable access to legit medication? 120
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Spoiler alert: Americans actually like monarchism. Lots of it is actually written into the U.S. Constitution. 021
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseTed McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone 14451711635
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Not a field trip, but after high school graduation and the all-night lock-in party, my friends and I watched the sun rise at Walden Pond. 020
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseGabe Waterhouse @gabrielwaterhouse.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I am very excited to announce that over the holidays, my first ever paper (w/ @samiyousif.bsky.social) was published in Cognitive Science! Here, we describe a new illusion of *number*: The Crowd Size Illusion! onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...onlinelibrary.wiley.comThe “Crowd Size Illusion” and the Relativity of Number PerceptionWhen we investigate busy visual scenes, how do we estimate the number of objects that we see? Most work on number perception answers this question by focusing on properties of the to-be-estimated set... 03713
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 06/01/2026On the anniversary of January 6, 2021, we should remember a little discussed issue: An overwhelming desire for NORMAL politics wound up DESTROYING normal politics. Here's what I mean... Congress could have impeached, tried, and removed Trump BY DAWN on January 7. It didn't. 130
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 05/01/2026If your system is only as good as the virtue of the people running it, maybe your system isn't very good. 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This dumb idea was brought to you by the same people who have claimed that the "liberal media" (aka, giant for-profit corporate conglomerates) is "anti-capitalist" and "socialist" for the past 50 years. 010
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Periodic reminder that the U.S. Constitution doesn't need to be "defended" or "interpreted correctly." It needs to be changed. 000
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Sure, but recognize symbolism for what it is. What the candidates should really pledge is to dismember the entire imperial presidency that got us to this point. But they won't. Because they think the system was basically fine until Trump showed up. 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Historians of Bluesky: a query-- Is CalTech out of their minds? networks.h-net.org/jobs/69483/c...networks.h-net.orgCalifornia Institute of Technology - Tenured or tenure-track position in United States History | H-Net 010
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 17/11/2025UNC-Chapel Hill has THREE Rhodes Scholars this year! Congratulations to Tiana, Rotimi, and Gabrielle!! Big thanks to Dr. Marc Howlett, Executive Director of our Office of Distinguished Scholarships, and to all faculty and friends who helped in the process. www.unc.edu/posts/2025/1...unc.edu3 Carolina seniors win Rhodes scholarships - The University of North Carolina at Chapel HillTiana Dinham, Rotimi Kukoyi and Gabrielle Moreau received the prestigious honor, matching Carolina’s record high for a single year. 0112
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Trippy experience today when the hotel elevator opened up and I was face to face with Britt Lower, aka Helly R. I was a little worried about losing my memory before the elevator got to the bottom floor! 010
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This article is insipid and stupid, but the sub-head is worse. No one is "too young" to "fact check" things that happened before they can remember. Maybe too lazy or ignorant, but not too young. Entire professions exist to explain things you didn't live through. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/s...nytimes.comRemember When Things Were Better in the ’90s? A.I. Does Too. 040
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I don't think people should be getting MBAs, but I would point out that there is nothing mutually exclusive about being a history major and going to business school. 060
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I lectured college students today about why Jefferson called farmers "the chosen people of God." I said it was like what a certain 90s movie said about stuff "from the earth... God put this here for me and you." Pretty sure no one caught the reference. 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Favorite US history myth that needs to die a sudden and quick death, GO: "Small business is the backbone of the economy." 071
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Me and my book projectmedia.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it . 060
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I love the idea that GMU originally wanted to call its law school the "Antonin Scalia School of Law" but realized the acronym was ASSoL. 030
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseGabe Waterhouse @gabrielwaterhouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I am excited to announce my first ever paper (w/ @samiyousif.bsky.social ) about a new illusion of *number*: the “Crowd Size Illusion”. osf.io/preprints/ps...osf.ioOSF 22910
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 21/06/2025bet they wouldn't quit if they got paid more 030
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Just want to point out: If Trump proves, retroactively, that he was elected president in 2020, then, retroactively... he was ineligible to run in 2024. Stop the steal? 010
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Amusing reminder that the sloganeers are really maligning the concept of constitutional monarchy. I would happily trade the US system for the Swedish one. But that's not a hill I'm going to die on. So Happy No Kings Day, y'all. 121
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The reason we have historians is so that people don't delude themselves into thinking they can write the history of their own times based on their personal vibes. Like this schlock. It May Feel Like the 1960s, but It’s Worse www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/o...nytimes.comOpinion | It May Feel Like the 1960s, but It’s Worse 120
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 04/06/2025People who get paid to do a thing are generally better at it than people who cannot get paid to do the thing. Or do you not agree with capitalism? 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 18/05/2025We shall be as a dumpster fire upon a hill. 031
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Maybe the clearest case you'll here for increasing federal revenue... 011
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Good reminder from @bretdevereaux.bsky.social that liberal apathy, as much as conservative conniving, lay the groundwork for the awfulness we're all living through. 010
Reposted by Ben Waterhousejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/05/2025among the things i would do if i were king of america is outlaw MLMs 632289218
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025People who use the phrase "do your own research" should not be trusted on anything, ever. You are not serious people. 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Folks: The pastor is an idiot, but please get this history right-- The 3/5 clause wasn't bad because it diminished enslaved people: SLAVERY did that. It was bad because it OVER-COUNTED unfree people to help ENSLAVERS. It should have been 0/5, not 5/5. Or there just shouldn't have been slavery. 030
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Notably, those Latin American countries that turned into dictatorships had Constitutions modeled on the US Constitution. 49412
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseSabine Pitteloud @sabinepitteloud.bsky.social · 24/04/2025New book! Environmental Regulation and the History of Capitalism The Role of Business from Stockholm 1972 to the Climate Crisis Coedited with Janick Schaufelbuehl and Sandra Bott In open access here: www.taylorfrancis.com/books/oa-edi... 1108
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025This is an important thing that people often fail to understand: Philanthropy is a necessary response to social failure. It is not a positive good in and of itself. 033
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 18/04/2025This right here is why we can't have nice things. Yes, billionaires should not have private jets. But anybody who gives their kid a new bike every Easter should be paying higher taxes. Happy Festivus. Gift Article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/b...nytimes.comAre Easter Baskets Getting Out of Hand? (Gift Article)Social media feeds are awash in images of lavish baskets overflowing with expensive gifts. Some parents are giving their children bikes. Others are pushing back. 143
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Seems weird to post personal accomplishments as the world burns but... My book is reviewed alongside @erikmbaker.bsky.social 's new release in The New Republic. Check us out! newrepublic.com/article/1909...newrepublic.comThe Cult of the EntrepreneurWhy do Americans idealize people who found businesses? 2103
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 09/02/2025As Ronald Reagan said: "Defense is not a budget issue. You spend what you need." 030
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Meanwhile, America is still in its First Republic period. 010
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025While we’re banning apps, Microsoft Teams is right there. 731271
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseMatt Salomone @matthematics.com · 01/01/2025Once any space becomes less than 40% male, (straight) men tend to cede it entirely while shouting about how it “went woke”. Fascinating read:celestemdavis.substack.comWhy aren't we talking about the real reason male college enrollment is dropping?We would rather talk about literally everything else. 17133471022
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That sound you heard from Morningside Heights was @rrjohnr.bsky.social's head exploding. 020
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The History Major: Come for the cool old stuff. Stay for the writing and thinking skills. 517422
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The greatest trick the tech industry ever pulled was convincing the world (and itself) that it wasn't "big business." 032
Reposted by Ben WaterhouseNute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now??? 485295015247
Ben Waterhouse @benwaterhouse.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I find it helpful to remember that the US presidency is and mostly always has been a high-school popularity contest. Even when Democrats win. 000