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Ok yeah but if we didn't have politicians how would we drain Saudi bank accounts?

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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 41m
The simplest explanation is he's a fucking cheapskate. Its why all the "gold" trimmings he put up in the WH are all styrofoam spray-painted gold.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 1h
Pro-life for fetuses, but only "I don't think we should televise state murder" for anybody else.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 21h
Look just cause a number of Linux users are fatasses doesn't mean we don't know how losing weight (hypothetically) works
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 21h
Making the switch to Linux is kinda like getting on a exercise regimen where you change a lot of habits and realize you didn't really need a lot of the things you were relying on, or you find healthier alternatives
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its already been pointed out but they're not doing this to make the users better people, they're doing it cause they believe the statistical model is alive and will hurt them in revenge when it grows up if it gets beaten too much.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The class: Say the line!
Bart in an FBI cap: He was on our radar
*cheers*
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lucky
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How was it?
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really do think for a lot of them, the implicit message comes to them as "take the poker I put in your ass out and put it in a democrat's". Like they're happy someone gave them a poker in the first place no matter where he put it, cause now they can fuck someone else with it.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone in NYC ask Zohran if he can get on this one.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I assume Hassett is like the main guy in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist they trained wrong as a joke
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my stars! They covered her neck! However shall I be titillated now??
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what, sure. Go ahead DHS, waste money on an ad that will do literally nothing for Trump. Better than using it to fund concentration camps like it would've.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was my immediate thought, every private Christian uni is gonna beg for a carveout.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Queer equivalent of Mario Puzo picking up a screenwriting book to met with "watch The Godfather"
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verify your (MoCA test hand-drawn) clock
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bessent sounds like he's a minute away from bawling his eyes out
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a layman publication says this it means either a) they read a couple comments on whatever aggregator this was posted to or b) they're lying.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All my life I've been looking for something more than the quadripod
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bicon
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just like me fr
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oooooo you're into horses ooooooo
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The rest of the GOP to Matt Gaetz:
static.klipy.com
Fresh Prince: Uncle Phil's 'WE !?!' Reaction
ALT: Fresh Prince: Uncle Phil's 'WE !?!' Reaction
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lindsay Graham's still demanding we nuke Vermont from his office in Hell, so its not that dated.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
World War 2.5
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robbie Rotten (Stefan Karl) as a Pirate
ALT: Robbie Rotten (Stefan Karl) as a Pirate
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Casting fireball with your bayonet only for intimidation
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rationalism is already a religion, this shit basically proves it.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: I love all children everywhere, and because I want to see no one, especially children, murdered, I'm disgusted that Palestinian children are being murdered. Zionists: SO YOU WANT ME DEAD HUH, YOU JEW HATING BITCH
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Just cause I don't talk about my views doesn't mean I don't care" Yeah but that's like, literally the bare minimum to demonstrate that you do actually care, speaking out.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ALLAH SURIAH BASHAR
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
F1 motherfuckers strutting around like golfers with $3k set of clubs while Rally chads continue pay pennies for the privilege of nearly getting run over by a beater car going 200 on a dirt road
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've never played a Final Fantasy game. I hope this helps.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Jar Jar was the worst part of the prequels, change my mind"
Gen AI George Lucas
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There were thousands of posts about Roko's Basilisk before they drove Yudkowsky insane, but unfortunately for Nate they're all gone now.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Him being analogous to Theoden would imply there's something worth saving under all the cursed grime.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The people of Marzipan City have a right to defend themselves
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its called a Mt. Dew Kickstart
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they weren't fuckin lying when they said "now is the time of monsters" (they specifically being Gramsci)
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
do they think this makes him look less cool?
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Mississippi, our Rubicon
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My fucking hero
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every programmer too
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"They're worried they're not spending enough" The Business Degree should be excised from academia like the cancer it is.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Linux is free mf
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I othered her lifeless body from the river
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can tell the difference between good and bad propagandists because the bad ones immediately turn into nothing but snitches the moment their guy gets in power.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
According to Hemant it isn't, I was wrong actually.
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Lunchtown @bentograd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ok, I was right though. He shot Franz Ferdinand in 1918 and then died the next day.
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