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Bentleysbird

@bentleysbird.bsky.social
183 followers 99 following 120 posts

Food, travel, politics (foreign and domestic), Spurs

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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
He is my true love. Until he leaves us 😂
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Stunning and brave decision
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I await the follow up from her kids "How I bought my first home at 23"
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's genuinely one of the greatest nights ever on twitter
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Seen this one? 😂
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My concerns are that my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet's too small for my fifties 💅
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I'm breaking in gently but will take you up on that later!
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Yeah, been taking a bit of a break from the socials! All good ta, you?
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Got confused earlier when I went to reorder my shelf of Stephen King books and they all fell on my head. Then IT hit me.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
That is every day
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Can I have a raise? No. Oh...
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
They for sure think it is
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Projection again,hes thinking of areas of the US where anyone darker than my milk bottle shade of white is scared to go in case his Nazi lite troops pick them up and disappear them.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Well I did!
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Deffo not getting into the US for the next three years am I 😂
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@jonnorris12.bsky.social @forzabahab.bsky.social
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My favourite genre
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Not sure this one can cope with London tho
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Are you going to start a go fund me for them?
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Rule 1. Rich parents
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
*chefs kiss*
Four panel Superman comic:
1) Superman walking down the street in Superman outfit
2) Superman sees a burning Tesla dealership
3) Superman runs to a phone booth to change
4) Clark Kent walks past the burning building, whistling and ignoring the fire
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
@jonnorris12.bsky.social @forzabahab.bsky.social
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There's a Saaarrr man, he's magic on the ball. He plays for Tottenham Hotspur and he comes from Senegal.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Perfection, no notes cc @forzabahab.bsky.social @jonnorris12.bsky.social
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Our bad stretch is about 20 years tho tbf
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Yes, they spent a billion and in a massive shocker it's now paying off. But we're still a fucking shambles of a club.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Two things can be true tho.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Imagine breaking both CBs to try and save your job and ending up with that result.
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T.J. @dastardlyflea.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Now try and be a fan of them and Tottenham Hotspur. I’m fucking struggling rn
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Shall check, thanks
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I didn't used to be able to go wrong but she is now super opinionated 🤣 Thank you
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
You make a fair point
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
That is not what my niece will be getting!!
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I have been praying for that since first thing this morning
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Are there any "must have" toys for six year old girls this year? My bro is not giving me any ideas for my niece! #AskAParent
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Had a wonderful day thanks to your planning 😘
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Really were!
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When in Venice cc @katlaw.bsky.social
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Whether it's Democrats nominating Black people to be president or Republicans choosing sex offenders to be Attorney General and Secretary of Defense, both parties have made some controversial nominations.
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Now normally I don't mind a tribute band, but this Craig David one is just lazy.
Troy Deeney saying he buried his dad on Friday and went to jail on Monday
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Look, he's the one who chooses to wear a shirt a size too small. I just support his right to choose.
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I used to have a boss who with as much sincerity as he was capable of would say whatever the person with him wanted hear. And if the next person wanted to hear the opposite, they did 🤷
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Pedro Porto is not going to like the baggy cut...
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Shhhh he doesn't like to talk about it
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm pretty sure despising Laurence Fox is not an indication of being a misandrist, more a sign of being sane
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Let's just hope these are also the people who don't have passports...
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That's quite the mortadella! (will not be eating it, tastes like luncheon meat to me)
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Bentleysbird @bentleysbird.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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