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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR

@bentleybats.bsky.social
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RubberBatDog, Good Dog, Photo Dog, Jeep Dog, Music Dog, Camping Dog, Coffee Dog, DogDog. Sometimes a Maned Wolf. Multicrunchwrapper. Fuck AI. Devastatingly Asexual | it’s gonna get weird | NSFW 🔞 US

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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 1h
No time like the present
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 1h
What’s your carnival ride-sona?
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 5h
This uh…isn’t what it looks like 🥴🥴🥴
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 17h
Very hot dog 🥵
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 17h
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 21h
Do you have any games on your phone
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weather?
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Call their corporate headquarters. Ask for their legal team’s information. Be insistent. Tell them why you’re calling. This has worked for me in the past.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
IT DOES LOOK LIKE THAT DOESNT IT?!?!
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Music to eat your friends to. We call that vore to the floor.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d be happier if I had one of these in my house.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Er coffee.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably because I haven’t had any food or anything to drink besides water.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Extremely bad mood today.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Adeerable!
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sick Bluesky isn’t loading posts again thanks.
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Pup Aros ™️ 𓃡 -> mir @rubberdogaros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I tried so fucking hard and I switched to telegram because notes fucking sucks
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to find the people who design commercial toilet paper holders and publicly shame them.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Draw me bitch.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How hard could making a fursuit body really be?
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes yes yes yes yes YES
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huh! That’s weird…I thought I gagged you before I stuffed you in that eagle suit! I guess I got…a HEAD of myself! 😉
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi~
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Particularly for a cutie like you
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Since this video I’ve been using that head for my dirty socks and underwear!!! Here, come take a real deep sniff nerd!!!!!
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my favorite moments of the last horrible 4 months at my shit fucking old job was when our project leadership was demanding everyone stay on past 5 to finish up tasks, and the Brazilians logged off at 5 (worker protections) and they lost their fucking minds. My coworker and I died laughing.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GOD THAT SONG IS SUCH AN ENORMOUS VIBE. ONLY 90s KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great shots! I can’t help but think of free Willy
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have been bamboozled
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay this works REALLY WELL collar by @candycoated.bsky.social
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its not friendly if there isn't a passive aggressive smiley emoji
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Awwrrrrraaraaararaa
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kaleido wants cuddles. You should cuddle him before he starts making loud dog noises and pisses off the neighbors.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I miss the forum days of the internet
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love gags
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Picking a pup name based on related words to enhance SEO.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HUUUFFFFFFFFFFF HEY SO I CHECKED AND THATS ACTUALLY SUPER ILLEGAL AND UNFAIR!!!!!!
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want a crossover series where James Hoffman and Francis Bourgeois talk. Cars and Coffee.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
REH MYUPH HHHHH
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway you should follow my clown kink account @boinksytheclown.bsky.social where I’m a weird horny clown.
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey yall I’m into humiliation isn’t that fucking shocking?????
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jarbs
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gosh what a hot puppy!!! 🥵
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Embarrassing kinks you say? 👀 💦
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😳
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No you!!!
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aromantic -> Aromatic
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a reason these spreadsheets are numbered honey you just haven’t thought of it yet
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CUTE DOGGY
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Kaleido!!! 🔜 MIR @bentleybats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some tea we might never be served unfortunately
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