Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me, to the office worker watching me squash spotted lantern flies on the walk to my car: "They're invasive!" Me, to my reflection in the rearview mirror afterwards: "Seeing the light of life leave their eyes makes me feel powerful." 041
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me: "man, I wish I had something, anything to help me understand this character's struggle with addiction." UPS: Sir, we just delivered $300 of expansions for a boardgame you've owned for 2 years and never played. Me: "...if only I had SOME common ground, anything at all!" 080
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When I want to be playing videogames but reading up on accelerationism 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"But February made me shiver- Because with some fava beans and a nice chianti I ate his liver..." 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I want something else That pairs well with this Semi-soft kind of cheese Baby, baby I want something else I'm not listening as you pour Some wiiiiiiiine 131
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.static.klipy.comTommy Lee Jones: I Don't Care!ALT: Tommy Lee Jones: I Don't Care! 050
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I know there are people going through much worse than I am. But still today felt like it had big "Fuck you, Tom!" energy 160
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Zenimax Online Studios has lost most of a team today, having been cut too deeply for too long. I loved working with the content team on Elder Scrolls Online. We scrambled stories out the door with crusty tools and old technology. We made dumb jokes and characters dripping with fantasy pathos. 36810
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I spent 45 minutes of a 4 hour road trip walking my kids through the arcs Digimon Adventure seasons 01-02, including all digivolutions (standard, armor, DNA and otherwise). LMy wife looked on with a mix of fascination and horror 120
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Inside of you are two wolves. Because you are a moose carcass. 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'm looking for a Senior Narrative Designer to join my team! Quest folks, mission folks, apply within! www.cdprojektred.com/en/jobs/2206...cdprojektred.comCD PROJEKT RED | Award-Winning Creator of Story-Driven RPGsAs the team behind The Witcher 4, Cyberpunk 2077, and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, we create revolutionary RPGs with memorable stories that inspire gamers. 45136
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man is drinking a cup of coffee and making a funny faceALT: a man is drinking a cup of coffee and making a funny face 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wheatus initially intended to release follow-ups to "Teenage Dirtbag" to chronicle the life and condition of the American Dirtbag over the course of their lifetime. A real shame the MacArthur Fellowship fell through. 030
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Sometimes you read a 80s cyberpunk novel and you just whisper "hell, yeah" at the bottom of each page. 230
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Zoe wondered if the plant bed she bought was too modern. It's avant-garden 040
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Some day I have to stop being depressed, or they need to invent self-folding laundry. 120
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Finished one, starting the other. Guessing my way through my project's Appendix N. 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Will 2026 be the year I run a tabletop campaign that isn't just a vehicle for goofy bits? 030
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Movie day: -Ratcatcher (my heart hurts) -The Warriors (am I too old to join a gang??) -Licorice Pizza (In progress) -One Battle After Another (on deck) Watching movies in one sitting is a luxury I rarely find time for. Time to make hay! 110
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This year was full of great games. At the 11th hour I've discovered Dispatch is my personal GOAT (2025). Such a blast. 000
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Having folks over tomorrow to play Arkham Horror (2E, ow my nostalgia!). It is only fitting that my attempt at making macarons resulted in formless monstrosities. 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Regarding the amount of nickels I would have for each post a game writer made re: hating on stub dialogue: (Did something happen???) 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Super fun but as an old man my hands are now withered, fingerless stumps. 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Normally I wait until I finish reading to post a bit about the book I'm reading but this moment was too fucking good. The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. Not exactly an undiscovered gem but amazing to read. 030
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I am not a proud man by nature but sometimes I'm just really satisfied with a dumb joke I made weeks ago and I take time to revisit it. 170
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Sons: "Dad, what can we do on this 2-hour car ride?" Me: "TRY TO SURVIVE" 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Been derelict in my reading reports. -The Devils, Joe Abercrombie. I liked it well enough by the end, but I found the dialogue too quippy for my taste. -Ancillary Justice, Ann Leckie. Man, it took me a while to get going but once I did I could not stop. -When Gravity Fails, George Effinger. Ehh. 040
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Mfw I beat Chronos for the first time youtu.be/XM6Fch0VKrg?...youtu.beOut of Shape Video Gamer PSA Who's The Man 2000YouTube video by Rewind Me 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Me: I have seen wild turkeys every year for the majority of my life. Also me: OH FUCK, TURKEYS AT 9 O'CLOCK 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 06/10/2025wonderful art as always. Meln is a character I wish I could redo. On paper, he was supposed to be among the most powerful Telvanni driven to senile coot-ness by the forces he sought to control. In game, man he loves that ghost sight 😁 1143
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Genetic proof that I could have a rocking 'stache if I had a fraction of my dad's swagger 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I love my birds but pretty stoked at the bee action on my goldenrods. 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I tried shouting "be happier" at myself in the bathroom mirror for 15 minutes straight this morning. Hope it works! 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 22/09/2025How do you sustain an hour-long design/story debate where you simultaneously: 1) don't think you're wrong 2) don't feel like a huge asshole for not conceding Because I'll tell ya gang, I had 2 of these today and I am exhausted 120
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Finally ate a (previously frozen) durian. My family hates me and my wife says the house will never return to its original smell. 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Finally escaped library hold purgatory and got to finish this guy. A vampire story set in 1978 NYC, and I think it's a total gem. 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Honestly am wondering if I will finish silksong. This is a disappointing state to be in. 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Andzrej is awesome -one of those people that seem to teach you something in every conversation 010
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 02/09/2025After a few years GMing pretty much anything BUT Dungeons and Dragons, I ran a oneshot (2024 rules). And it was actually a blast. Nowwww I have to resist the urge to buy a bunch of new books... 020
Tom Murphy @bentaporst.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I have two work paradigms: "I have nothing to do." "I have more deliverables due this week than can fit in five lifetimes." 010