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Gelatinous Cube

@bentacles.bsky.social
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My name is the "LaBelle" variant too
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Do you have any kids? My wife went to college for child sciences and early education and can say with much certainty that you just pulled that out of your ass. If gender identity solidifies by 12 why was I struggling with mine at 23? As long as you know who you are why does it matter
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm not sure if you have any kids or not and I don't want to sound presumptuous but... kids are fucking dumb dude, I've always said that if my son ever starts showing interest in feminine things I'll support him no matter what. But he also drinks his bath water after peeing in it.
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
But like why? I've known a ton of trans people who began transitioning later in life who never even brought up puberty or how hard it was because they were too focused on the hell that is being trans as a kid.
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The puberty they want...? Am I crazy bc I never once actively thought about going through puberty, it just sorta happened.
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Very true. This is a little wild but I have the same last name as you and I've never met someone else with my last name. Please tell me you aren't also from Ontario
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Yeaaaaah, toyota is kinda the worse. You got 3 emergency call ins before they tried firing you and seeing as how my wife was pregnant I used them pretty fast which is why I got the write up for not being able to come in in that weather lol (plus a tree was blocking the driveway)
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I did this when I worked for Toyota bc if we were late no matter what the conditions we would get written up. I live in Indiana tho
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Yert
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Halo 3 multiplayer
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Aspire to be the scary story in a woman's life 💯
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It's better when they start talking but then it gets bad again bc they talk back. It's all worth it tho
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oh look my home team! (Minnesota Wild)
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
All the Bright Places
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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a man in a black shirt is standing next to a statue
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing next to a statue
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
They're on the inside of a truck
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Where's the parking and emergency trailer brakes?
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, and that sounds boring
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, have you considered having better opinions?
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Wouldn't matter bc I would make sure anything you got was laced with fentanyl for this atrocious take 💀
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bloodborne > Sekiro and it's not even close
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
2013 is gonna be my year forreal
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Me when I see a stash of fentanyl laced cupcakes
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I drive a semi I can help
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Not as good as the name dogbanger in marvel rivals (not my name but I was in a match with him)
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I'm too afraid to look that up. He has the chance to do the funniest thing ever though
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Bc it's only okay for men to be groomed duh
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
She's a fucking creep bro absolutely agree with this
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Is there a nice cheap way to remove the skin from my bones?
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Both are bad return to Pandora radio the way the ancients intended
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
His head would look lovely on a pike..... in minecraft
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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a man is laying in the dirt and saying i hate you
ALT: a man is laying in the dirt and saying i hate you
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I just had a visceral reaction to this
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
N. O. They fuckin with my favorite game growing up
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
We should play League
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My sister got this for my son last year and he LOVES it so much
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Fentynal
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Who is the first one?
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It's all a sham, I'm a truck driver and make a ton of money but I'm still living paycheck to paycheck with a 3 person family. I finally start pulling ahead then BAM I get into a car wreck that totals my car and now I can't afford food. I love our system ❤️
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
FINALLY
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We got fromsoft hero shooter before bloodborne 2
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's actually a really bad card and I'll be happy to take it off your shoulders
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm from Canada and my exes uncle once asked me how I feel about trump and I told him that I think his rhetoric against immigrants was dangerous and as an immigrant myself I couldn't condone it and he almost said this word for word but about me.
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm not even sure because it's so far back that my father I get it from is part german so the only thing I have is a super French sounding last name but NOTHING ELSE
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm half french canadian it could always be worse
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
He's scared that he'll be next.
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL TASTES
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a cartoon character from nickelodeon with a blue shirt and tie
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wtf is metaphor refantazio
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Gelatinous Cube @bentacles.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Proud 1% Neanderthal
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