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Ben Seager

@benseager.co.uk

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Software developing, NCFC season ticket holding, video game playing, polyhedral dice rolling overgrown child. Opinions all, very much, my own. NCFC feed (bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66iacpmbjq…)

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Fuck this! I assume this wouldn’t be legal in the UK/EU - but also wouldn’t surprise me if a) Amazon didn’t care and b) they found loopholes apple.news/A3Gw1dAMCQ2W...

Amazon's delivery driver smart glasses will reportedly take photos 'almost constantly'

Amazon doesn't have much to say about privacy when it comes to drivers wearing camera-equipped smart glasses.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/09/2026

#Labour #LabourConference

The “Star Wars Right Meme” but with Andy Burnham.

Text reads “low-income pensioners won’t be dragged into paying income tax in this Parliament” and “So you’ll be raising the tax thresholds right?”

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Cheers Michael. Rest in peace

A pint of beer on a wooden table in a somber Lion and Castle. Black and white images of Michael Wynn Jones are on the TV screens.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 28/09/2026

It's behind a paywall, so sharing here: #ncfc will have a book of condolence in the Lion and Castle from Midday on Tuesday. From the Evening News:

The book will be available from midday on Tuesday, September 29.

In accordance with the wishes of Wynn Jones' family, the pub will also serve drinks to raise money for St Elizabeth Hospice.

The Lion & Castle will stay open for the rest of the week to allow fans time to pay their respects and write in the book.

The pub's opening hours will be Tuesday (midday-9pm), Wednesday (9am-9pm), Thursday (9am-9pm), and Friday (9am-midday).

On Saturday and Sunday (9am-5pm), the book will be available in the South Stand reception area.

Supporters will not be charged for parking at the stadium.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 19/09/2026

oh dear how sad nevermind

An article in The Times, written by noted ghoul Fred Done.

THE TIMES THE SUNDAY TIMES
Betting shops and jobs will go if the morality police strike again
The Betfred co-founder argues that after all the tax and wage rises already imposed on the industry, a raid on slot machines would be a wrecking ball
Fred Done
Saturday September 19 2026, 1.00pm,

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 17/09/2026

The Sky commentators when Man City scored #ncfc

Stan Marsh (South Park) covered in semen

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/09/2026

Mo doing Mo things #ncfc

Screenshot of the BBC Sport live text showing Kick Off 1’ and Goal 1’

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 06/09/2026

Went to Thorpe Marshes yesterday evening for a stroll, and finally managed to catch a Long-Tailed Tit. Then, this morning, the garden is full of them! Hopefully they take up residence 😃

A Long-Tailed Tit perched in some reeds

A Long-Tailed Tit perched in some reeds

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 03/09/2026

This should be the end of Farage and Reform. It won’t be, but it should be. apple.news/AE9Jviea0SO-...

Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
By Channel 4 News Investigations Team ›
Undercover footage verified by Channel
4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/08/2026

Meadowsweet is incredible. 10/10

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/08/2026

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/08/2026

To lunch!

GWR 2-6-0 Steam locomotive 4277 Hercules at the platform at Sherignham Station (North Norfolk Railway)

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 29/08/2026

Sixteen years. Get less for murder etc etc

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 28/08/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 27/08/2026

Good. Red-tape them into oblivion

Headline from the FT:

“Robotaxi launch in London drifts into slow lane over red tape”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 23/08/2026

In case there was any doubt, yeah - he’s a weapons-grade cunt. Like his son.

A photo of Lunch with the FT with Errol Musk.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 22/08/2026

A seagull shouting “fucking boo”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 22/08/2026

Good. Waymo etc can fuck off.

Article from today’s FT weekend. Headline:

“Black/cab drivers plot ‘skulduggery’ to put brakes on London’s robotaxis”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 15/08/2026

Core was utterly sublime

Table setting at core. A small posey on a napkin

Lamb! Tongue, cannon and shoulder with some incredible peas!

A wonderful blackberry fool, with a yoghurt rose

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 14/08/2026

It’s far too warm for long trousers… …but needs must

My leg. In trousers.

The Michelin sign on the outside of the restaurant Core

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 09/08/2026

I fucking detest Disney FC

A screenshot from r/WrexhamAFC in which a yank “documentary” fan bemoans the fact that the English football league is inconvenient for him.

Highlighted section: “I know that this really shouldn't be a big deal given Wrexham don't play in America. But then again maybe it should be when you consider a significant portion of supporters are in America.”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 07/08/2026

No

THE TIMES
THE SUNDAY TIMES

Is Elon Musk right that money will be worth nothing in ten years?

The world's richest man says there's no need to save because Al is going to change the value of everything. He might have a point...

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 04/08/2026

However - I don’t have anything that it will run on 😂 Grabbed this off eBay for KOTOR. My Mac collection is PowerPC only, and Empire at War is Intel.

Star Wars Mac Pack containing Knights of the Old Republic and Empire at War

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 04/08/2026

Got the full (ish) set, but for Mac. Love them.

Big box versions of Age of Empires 1, 2 and 3. Boxed version of Age of Mythology.

Big box versions of Baldur’s Gate.

All Mac versions

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 02/08/2026

Yes please. Do this immediately.

MCN
THIS WEEK
Speeding 'should be impossible'
Panel proposes mandatory speed limiters to
MPs
By Ben Clarke
DEPUTY HEAD OF DIGITAL
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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Today I’are been mostly pickling beetroot. Not the biggest haul, but they were ready to come out of the ground

Beetroot straight out of the ground

Two jars of picked beetroot

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 31/07/2026

Dr Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park.

Text reads: “YOUR TECH BROS WERE SO
PREOCCUPIED WITH WHETHER OR NOT THEY COULD
THEY DIDN'T STOP TO THINK IF THEY SHOULD.”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 26/07/2026

The “designer” is utterly unrepentant and it’s almost worse because *he is a musician*

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 24/07/2026

A seagull shouting fucking booooo

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 23/07/2026

But if you work you’ll pay. Just scrap the triple lock ffs

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 22/07/2026

Oh boy

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 22/07/2026

Finger on the pulse…

Gordon Ramsay vomits after being served
'rancid' rotten meal by head chef
Gordon Ramsay visited a restaurant where the head chef specialised in
'fine dining', but what he was served made him physically throw up.
BY KATIE PALMER
PUBLISHED 22 JULY 2026 13:20

Speaking directly to the cameras after recovering in the episode, which aired back in 2004, Ramsay said: "It's grim. It's f****** grim, and it's out of order."

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 16/07/2026

Bootiful evening

A view across Norfolk marshland. Green reeds, a broad and blue sky. The setting sun is low in the sky

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 16/07/2026

This seems wrong… What she wrote might have been vile, offensive, and uncalled for. But illegal? news.sky.com/story/univer...

sky news

University of Aberdeen worker charged by police over Ann Widdecombe death comments

Heather Herbert was reported to Police Scotland over an online post on Bluesky following the politician's death last week.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 15/07/2026

BBC News

FIFA bans football club’s submarine badge on flag.

Barrow fans were told they could not display their flag inside the World Cup stadiums

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 15/07/2026

What an absolute joke of a policy 😂

ITV News
Teenagers to face overnight social media curfew and infinite scrolling shut-down

Sixteen and 17-year-olds will face a voluntary overnight social media curfew, the shut-down of infinite scrolling and breaks in Al chatbot use under plans announced by Technology Secretary Liz Kendall.
The changes, part of the Government's wider restrictions on social media for children, will see default settings prevent access for older teenagers between midnight and 6am.

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 14/07/2026

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 08/07/2026

It’s always the ones you most expect etc etc

From The Guardian
Politics
More Reform UK transactions worth millions reported to National Crime Agency
Exclusive: Bankers have raised potential money-laundering concerns over loans and donations involving senior party figures

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 28/06/2026

Monumental stupidity. Utterly, utterly stupid.

Dominic Hauschild, Lara Spirit
Sunday June 28 2026, 9.15am, The Sunday Times
Sir Keir Starmer has scrapped plans to replace the Royal Navy's ageing destroyers and frigates in favour of funding drones in his long-awaited defence investment plan (Dip).

Money for up to eight Type 83 destroyers and five Type 32 frigates will no longer appear in the Dip, which the outgoing prime minister is expected to unveil as early as Tuesday as he seeks to shore up his legacy by shaping the future of Britain's military.
While it is understood that some form of new crewed vessel will be commissioned in the near future, autonomous vehicles will be

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 27/06/2026

There’s always a loophole

THE TIMES THE SUNDAY TIMES
Water boss denied bonus is granted
£435,000 'allowance' by company
United Utilities' Louise Beardmore was one of six water bosses whose bonus was blocked by Ofwat under powers to punish them for serious pollution incidents.
Louise Beardmore, chief executive of United Utilities

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 26/06/2026

If you see this, post an archer.

HMS Raider (P275) A Batch-2 Archer class patrol boat of the Royal Navy

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 23/06/2026

#HydrationBreak #ENGGHA

A seagull shouting “fucking booooo”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 18/06/2026

This pile is known as an “Ipswich” #Facts

A poster from London Zoo stating “White rhinos use a communal poo pile, sniffing it to discover more about each other”

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 17/06/2026

Today's "Top Story" is exactly the type of article that is making me consider my @thepinkun.bsky.social subscription. There are no "questions" - just the inane ramblings of a Reform cunt given front-and-centre, uncritical, prominence. archive.is/vFJSj

Screenshot from the main page of the Norwich Evening News 08:55 17th June 2026

"Questions raised over bid to turn old Debenhams into massive soft place centre"

Questions have been raised over plans to convert a derelict city centre department store into a giant soft play centre.

Nick Taylor, Reform UK chairman for Norwich, said the scheme for the former Debenhams site doesn't seem viable and might not be profitable.

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

6️⃣ Hello Sunshine (Charnwood). The Fat Cat

A pint of beer on a bar in a pub

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

5️⃣ Greyhound Strong Bitter. The Reindeer.

A pint of beer on a bar. Many chrome beer taps in the background

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Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

4️⃣ Grain Best Bitter. The Plough

A pint of beer on a wooden table in a pub. The bar and fireplace is in the background

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

3️⃣ No Submission (Ampersand and Adnams). The Rumsey Wells

A pint of beer on a bar

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

2️⃣ Anglo-Saxon. St Andrews Brewhouse

A pint of beer on a pub bar. Hand pumps in the background

Ben Seager @benseager.co.uk · 12/06/2026

1️⃣ The Wildman. Black Sheep Blonde

A pint of beer on a wooden table in a pub. The bar is in the background

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