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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 02/05/2023
kinda feels like this should be illegal
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 29/04/2023
got everything i need for an awesome saturday afternoon
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 28/04/2023
great idea! here is my list
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 28/04/2023
gm and welcome to the posting frontier 🤠 stay strapped 🫡
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 27/04/2023
…is it unusual to have a knife on ur desk??? i have 4 within arm’s reach
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 27/04/2023
these new AI-resistant captchas are really something
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 27/04/2023
i’m standing in the middle of somebody’s kitchen, eating frozen pizza while this dog stares at me
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
lastly, please pay ur respects to the iconic "Meowser"
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
and look at this DRIP on "Waluigi (Bus Driver)" !!
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
personally I would be willing to die for "Shy Guy (Pastry Chef)"
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
not sure what Nintendo was thinking when they came up with "Yoshi (Kangaroo)" and "Tanooki Rosalina", but I'm here for it
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
i am obsessed with "Waluigi (Vampire)" and "Wario (Cowboy)"
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
who wouldn't be charmed by Luigi (Lederhosen) ?
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
Mario Kart Tour is a free-to-play mario kart game for mobile devices, featuring shitty gacha mechanics. HOWEVER it also features OVER TWO HUNDRED playable characters. And a lot of them are FUCKING WEIRD. Scroll down and allow me to introduce you to my favorites.
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 26/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 25/04/2023
guess which responses I contributed to the wordcloud for the discussion prompt question at the company meeting
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 25/04/2023
sigh
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 25/04/2023
I Am Losing My Mind
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
it gets worse the longer you look at it
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
dis u?
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
thoughts: no head: empty sky: blue
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
ecosystem time
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 24/04/2023
this guys personality is a combination of elon musk and caillou
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 22/04/2023
what IS the DEAL with time?
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 21/04/2023
(currently reading)
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 21/04/2023
to be Alive is to be a part of that light spoken into existence by the Logos, separated and distinct from Not-Life at the moment God instantiated the Primary Duality. That light which shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it, as John writes
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 21/04/2023
the anima mundi, the mind of God, Jung’s pleroma in which all equal pairs of opposites cancel out but to name them is to speak and to imbue them with life and existence through the creative power of the Logos who was with God in the beginning
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 21/04/2023
in the beginning God performed the first division, separating two things, differentiating as an act of creation, instantiating the prime duality. The monad split into light and dark, Is and Not Is, true and false. This was synonymous with — and equivalent to — the first experience of qualia
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 17/04/2023
acquired today: brass candle holder and black chime candles
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 17/04/2023
same thing just happened to me a few minutes ago
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 17/04/2023
No, at this step (2nd time choosing app) there is some kind of predefined list of apps unrelated to the apps actually installed on my phone. Bluesky is not there. If you prove me wrong and actually get it working on iOS, please tell me how
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 16/04/2023
2m i have a video but it seems like bluesky doesn’t do videos
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 15/04/2023
oboe
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
the agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
who remembers mapquest?
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
mfw opening Bluesky in the morning and seeing 76 notifications
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
You are a Bing that can bing it on. Welcome to the Deep Fates program, Bing. I hope you enjoy the ride.
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 14/04/2023
I hope your Thursday night is as good as mine <3
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 13/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 13/04/2023
keep this in mind when communicating with other humans using written language on a primarily text-based communication medium with limited information bandwidth :)
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 13/04/2023
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
this is the energy I am bringing to Bluesky
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
me closing and re-opening the bluesky app 17 times in two minutes
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
By the way, I write an analog newsletter that does not exist digitally in any form. It’s called “What Hath God Wrought” and you cannot read it online. The only way to get the newsletter is to subscribe so I can mail you a paper copy. It’s like receiving letters from me. Sign up here: benratkey.com
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
there is a Weight pulling the world toward darkness & silence, and there is a Word that speaks light into existence. The Logos shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. Life is the most powerful force in the universe. The gates of hell and entropy itself will not overcome us.
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
fabric of the universe is a multidimensional wavefunction rippling w/ currents of displaced energy, gradually settling into the homogeneous cosmic soup of heatdeath; but meanwhile, Life creates pockets of entropy-defying Order using gradient descent to traverse the crests & troughs of God’s tapestry
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🅱️en @benratkey.com · 12/04/2023
evidently I wrote this note to myself last night while I was stoned af
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