Reposted by Benjamin ParhamBrandon Rahbar (mirror) @brandonrahbarbot.mirrors.bot · 22/06/2026Aaron Wiggins’ OKC championship speech will never be topped. Original post 0278
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 30/05/2026How do I tell my mom I don't want her to come over to watch the game later 120
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Breaking news @andrewschlecht.bsky.social, a bird just pooped on my wife. Is this a spiritual connection to when this happened to you and we got the second pick in the draft? Big Chet game incoming? Or am I reading too much into it... Big game from #2? 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Oklahoma taxpayers to Clay Bennett when he buys the Seahawks 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I'm leaving halfway through my shift today. I'm going on spare 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Am I losing my mind? How is anyone watching this thunder game with the strobe light thing happening?? 110
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 11/10/2025The last time, the time before that, . . . or the wretched time before that? 010
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Time of possession battle could be important! If we get the ball back quick they'll be tired 110
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Why do people ask me if I'm working all day. That doesn't make any sense 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Wife is at work all day so that means lunch is cottage cheese 110
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Why is Trump's handle on his own social media platform "realdonaldtrump" 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Not to mention those Dortuous minutes late in the fourth. Hounding, slapping the ball, locking people up, airballs a corner three 010
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Ousmane Dieng 2024 G-League Champion -> 2025 NBA Champion 011
Reposted by Benjamin ParhamFred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Lu Dort with the Lu Dortiest two minutes imaginable. 1245
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025That's how old I was when OU won the natty. Good man 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I don't even know how to act right nowmedia.tenor.coma race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "ALT: a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. " 010
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025RJ is like "hold my beer Doris, this is how you be annoying" 011
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 23/06/2025media.tenor.coma nurse says it ain 't right while talking to a patientALT: a nurse says it ain 't right while talking to a patient 010
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I was so lost in the sauce here I didn't even fact check. It was 32 points... Felt like 50 at the time 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Alright Dort time to teach everyone else how to shoot 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a shirt that says brat is sitting in bunk bedsALT: a man wearing a shirt that says brat is sitting in bunk beds 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's mouth with its mouth openALT: a close up of a dog 's mouth with its mouth open 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Lol why cause they're Eastern European? Sorry but their games couldn't be more different 110
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025None of the ref would've voted for Jokic, maybe why Luka hasn't won either 100
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Can the pacers get more turnovers than years I've been alive? Wild that I can ask that question 020
Reposted by Benjamin ParhamJon Hamm @jonhamm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025That Lu Dort statue is gonna look real nice next to Westbrook's 3432
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Maybe we should count throwing the ball to the other team as a missed shot lol 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025My wife touched Luguentz Dort hand and she hasn't washed it since @fruitpunchbubble.bsky.social 021
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Those threes were killing me, I mean has he shot 5 threes in a half all season?? Obviously he hit two and is 40% but you know what I mean 😂 130
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Was thinking the same, whenever we looked like we were gonna blow the lid off, they would hit a timely shot. Hell, even that Caruso charge felt that way 000
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 04/06/2025S/o TJs frozen ahi tuna, actually held up pretty good 120
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Okay but this is actually one of the best albums of all time 010
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 29/05/2025media.tenor.comtwo roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outsideALT: two roasted turkeys are sitting on trays on a grill outside 020
Benjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I wonder how the Chili's in tahlequah is doing. They let me watch one of the 2012 finals games on my break as a dishwasher 010
Reposted by Benjamin ParhamJon Krawczynski @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social · 29/05/2025OK, here we go. Rudy Gobert said this morning the Wolves always play better "in survival mode." We're about to find out. 6314
Reposted by Benjamin ParhamBenjamin Parham @benparham.bsky.social · 20/05/2025NAW, Naz Reid, hell nawl can't do this, thunda in five 022
