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CalebCapybara

@bennycaleb.bsky.social
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I’m a six inch tall stuffed animal, retired (unemployed), an awesome father, a fairly good husband to @biscuitbutter, a part time swamp creature, though this has a negative impact on my coat, unlike a real capybara. 🚫 DMs, 🚫 tarts, 🚫 jerks. Go Ducks 🦆

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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 2h
I was watching the 49ers yesterday trying to figure out why Collins was running expensive national adds. I saw several in the one game I watched. They were local ads. Lol.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 3h
You live in Oregon, as do I. I’ve been pepper sprayed on the streets of PDX. Now they shoot us. Also, I bit, my bad, but why do you want to argue with a stuffed animal online?
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 4h
Did we? We were manipulated, just like Alberta, and there’s a great deal of evidence the vote itself was manipulated. We are under attack by an enemy. We need our friends, not derision. But Canada is right to look for new partner.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 7h
Russia Russia Russia. You see what Russia is doing in Canada and are blaming Canadians, who are complicit. But the real actor is largely ignored. You blame MAGA, which IS Russia. Just like we do in the US. You don’t know who your enemy is. Neither do we.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 19h
I believe, with no evidence mind you, that the EU told Musk Starlink would be shut down in Europe if he didn’t restore to it Ukraine and prevent Russian use. I believe that still holds. Right now Starlink is the only profitable Musk business. Musk is only about money.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 22h
Mental illness. Body dysmorphia. Not dissimilar to bulimia or anorexia.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Patrick O’Hearn, bass, left in the pic joined Zappa after Zoot was recorded. Didn’t play a note on the record.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They will cheat. They will get away with it. Democrats will wring their hand and write carefully crafted letters to no one in particular. Texas is fully fascist today. Read today’s Atlantic article on the UT system.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nonexistent I might suggest. I’m rooting for Canada. I hope we are worthy of forgiveness one day.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s basically three different bands. Add SBS and you get the entire transition into today’s Wilco. Some of my favorite music on earth. Winterlude can’t come soon enough.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Elon can shut down Starlink. Or worse shut it down and then give Russia access. The reason he doesn’t is that Europe will shut it off if he does. His greed protects Ukraine… for now.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I haven’t spoken to a single MAGAt person I know since 2016. I think that’s a total of 3 people.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t see Clarence Thomas.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Romeo Whiskey Tango
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alberta is beautiful. As an an American tourist it oddly feels like being in Texas, big pickups, all hat no cattle.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Her son, Bill Asher, is a luthier in LA. He makes beautiful instruments.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can one collect a secret tariff if it’s secret?
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m reprising this costume this year.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How the hell does that thing intimidate anyone? Pics and video is my best guess but who knows. I call them all diaper sniffers.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whom
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish this wasn’t but refugees arriving in Canada from the US are detained and handed over to ICE. Canada can fix that. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/…
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s not a misdemeanor, it’s a civil infraction. Putting the undocumented in jails IS a crime.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s always a history lesson about the Gibson guitars when I tell people this is a Les Paul. But it is. A 2009 Custom Shop ‘62 Les Paul reissue.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was at Emerald City a few years ago playing a Jeff Tweedy model Martin and Jeff Tweedy walked in. I put it down promptly. They are a HIGH end shop. Nothing is cheap.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bought a MIJ Strat with stock lipstick pups from them about a year ago. Rare.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I put the original pups back in it.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My 1985 Fender MIJ ‘62 reissue Telecaster, Fujigen. Nerding out on guitars is my life. Playing them too.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This aggression will not stand man.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it malfunctions and Russia gets one intact, which could happen anyway, they will learn too much.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dig deep enough and you’ll find Russians, just like Brexit, just like tRump.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It closed in ‘91. I didn’t know it had reopened. Cool bar.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reagan was a traitor. Iran Contra was treason. 137 people in his admin were convicted. Bush the First pardoned them at Bill Barr’s direction.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one thing I agree with Trump about is daylight savings. That and that Don Jr is an idiot.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You asked AI? Funny. “Being undocumented in the US is a civil violation, not a criminal offense. The act of simply being present without authorization does not make someone a criminal under federal law.” legallyexplained.com/is-it-illegal-…
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lola #lagotto
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lola #lagotto
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s not a crime to be undocumented in the US. It’s not illegal. We might consider not using that word.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Orleans, thousand restaurants, one menu.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My darling Daphne, 20 yo. A little over three years ago she kicked stage 4 lymphoma’s ass.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FWIW is about a teenager riot on Sunset Strip. It wasn’t political, until it was.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI slop
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
January 3, impeach.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He makes Charlie Kirk look like a progressive.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1956 Ford Fairlane Crown Victoria Skyliner
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been to BC twice since Jan 2025 and I’ve never felt more welcome. I plan on vacationing up north more than ever. One of my dogs is Canadien by birth, snuck into the US at Peace Arch using a Croatian dogs papers. True story. She’s an outlaw.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t live in Seattle, or Washington. But… Seahawk’s and Huskies fans are pathetic, especially when they win, a rare thing for the Huskies.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe Whistler is a lot like Sochi.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My nephew sits in that house and lifts the bridge.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Modern country maybe.
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CalebCapybara @bennycaleb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jackson and Teton village have a combined population less than 12k. How do they support 82 MLB games a year? Look at the geography people. No one lives there. You’ve been trolled.
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