The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let me get this straight. You put down the steel pellets, you cover them with birdseed, roadrunner comes along, eats the birdseed AND the pellets, runs off, you get out the giant magnet, and get hit in the face with a submarine. At this point it seems you're just feeding birdseed to roadrunners. 020
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Great, now I have to dig up my copy of Zootopia and decide if everything's ruined forever... 020
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So I have shower thoughts about what I would characterize as the bizarre opening-weekend failure of "Forgotten Island" at the box office. Maybe I'm putting more energy into this than necessary, but I'm thinking about something odd I saw on the Dreamworks subreddit. 100
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They gave me a senior discount. No, I'm fine. I'm just going to pop into the next room and crumble to dust for a minute, BRB. 000
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh, look, it's the thing that destroyed mobile gaming, now coming soon to an Xbox near you. I'm sure this won't have any negative effects. It's not like the gaming industry is in trouble or anything. Best of all, Microsoft can have a huge pile of money to go with its huge pile of money. 023
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The other day, having run out of music to play and audiobooks to listen to, I switched my car radio to WBLM-FM for the first time in months. I shouldn't have been surprised to hear the usual round-robin of gruesome campaign ads, but Susan Collins comes across as particularly desperate. /1 100
Reposted by The Wolf WriterJoe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning 2259392019
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No surprises here. Most of these were released long after my formative years, so I guess this is more "nine animes I happen to like." 000
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He looks like my Dad when he gets yet another necktie for his birthday. Maybe he already has one? 001
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Floating an idea: CEO's Playpen, but for politicians. The Boss decides he wants to get more involved in the day-to-day, but doesn't know anything about what his employees do. So they give him simple tasks to keep him busy so they can get on with their actual tasks. They call it the CEO's Playpen. 110
Reposted by The Wolf WriterTess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2193163
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Re-igniting my appreciation for carnival rides, I'd like to introduce you to a family favorite for fifty years. It is my pride and pleasure to present: The Astrosphere. 120
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Saucy Jack," the Jack the Ripper rock musical by David St. Hubbins and Derek Smalls of "Spin̈al Tap" was the first one that came to mind. "You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack; You're a haughty one, Saucy Jack..." 120
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today, a day at the County Fair. ...A *slow* day. Of course, it's Thursday. Things did pick up as people got home from work, but this picture makes me think the Joker might be by to make an offer on the place 130
Reposted by The Wolf WriterJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214366318
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hey, look at that, I just realized I have something else to do that day, good luck with the movie. 000
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just want to poke my head in to say that yes, I did see Coyote Vs. Acme, yes, it was a terrific film and you should all see it and share the love if you get a chance. Depending on taste, it might seem to take a while to get real traction, but it's well worth the whole ride. 051
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Post your getaway vehiclestatic.klipy.comRoad Warrior Fury Road: Flamethrower GuitarALT: Road Warrior Fury Road: Flamethrower Guitar 020
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Know what I saw in Kennebunkport the other day? A *Lamborghini.* I can't think of a less suitable place for a Lamborghini than Kennebunkport. Maybe a Dave and Buster's parking lot. The roads are about as wide as Jack Skellington, traffic is bumper to bumper, and it's packed with tourists. 110
Reposted by The Wolf WriterNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1961 311285188
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today marks the third time in a row I've heard "Cake by the Ocean" specifically in the dairy section of a supermarket. Different supermarkets, too. Shaw's, Hannaford's, Aldi's, always "Cake by the Ocean" in the dairy section. 000
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yeah, that solves everything. Thanks, Republicans, that'll do it. 010
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today's Random Neuron: You remember FernGully? Half-assed anvil-dropping animated movie from 1992 with Robin Williams as a crazy bat? Tim Curry played Hexxus in it. Thing is, the soundtrack version of his villain song is...a little extra. youtu.be/arlSomdnSGMyoutu.be04 "Toxic Love" - Tim CurryYouTube video by FernGully: The Last Rainforest 010
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Why people who study literature must also study history, Part Eleventy-Six. 141
Reposted by The Wolf WriterKategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job 1968153037
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Made in 1989, this cartoon based on mediocre comic strip "Hagar the Horrible" has stuck with me for some reason. It stars Peter Cullen, Lainie Kazan, Don Most, and Frank Welker. youtu.be/hl796YyyGtsyoutu.beHagar the Horrible | Comics KingdomYouTube video by Comics Kingdom 000
Reposted by The Wolf WriterCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/20268/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…” 11738198
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is a political thread. I recently read a story about a lawyer brought in for surgery. He was told he couldn't eat or drink anything, nothing solid or liquid. The next day, the nurses who came to prep him found him eating yogurt. Neither solid nor liquid, said the lawyer. /1 110
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What's the matter, dear? You haven't touched your shrimp rings. 043
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Made a friend at Build-a-Bear... He was expensive for an impulse purchase, but I checked my account and he's fine. Just needs a name. I'm leaning towards "Chip." 010
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Minus the bad jokes, let me show you around. This is the Portland Breakwater, colloquially known as Bug Light. Really, the Maine coast is embarrassingly photogenic. You have no idea. Onward. 100
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There was this herd of people at the foot of Glen Ellis Falls who seemed to have the wrong end of the stick about the site. They seemed to have come prepared for picnic tables, barbecues, and bathrooms, but the site was an observation platform about the size of a parking space. 110
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Let's go for a walk. Right through here. Let's see where it goes. 110
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Every Enterprise bridge has that big viewscreen up front, but I'd guess that there's not much to see from the conn when the ship is just...traveling. Unless they're facing off against the Romulans, it must be pretty boring, just watching the stars go by. You think they have Movie Night? 110
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Today's random neuron, and possibly earworm: Bon Jovi played on a mechanical organ. youtu.be/P50CDDZ7xbwyoutu.beBon Jovi’s ‘Livin On A Prayer’ played on a Dutch Street Organ.YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man 010
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 19/08/2026OK so last night I dreamed I was watching Zootopia 3 and it was a crossover with The Bad Guys 3 and now I don't know what to do with this information. 020
The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I found a quite nice tapestry in one of those new agey shops at the Mall and couldn't decide whether to buy it because I didn't know whether it was AI. AI libraries must have done a lot of training on mid-1990s Spencer's airbrush aesthetic. 000