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The Wolf Writer

@benny-g.bsky.social
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I write novels, draw pictures, and play music. Sometimes I even show them to other people. Patreon @ patreon.com/c/Ben_Goodridge.

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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me get this straight. You put down the steel pellets, you cover them with birdseed, roadrunner comes along, eats the birdseed AND the pellets, runs off, you get out the giant magnet, and get hit in the face with a submarine. At this point it seems you're just feeding birdseed to roadrunners.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great, now I have to dig up my copy of Zootopia and decide if everything's ruined forever...
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I have shower thoughts about what I would characterize as the bizarre opening-weekend failure of "Forgotten Island" at the box office. Maybe I'm putting more energy into this than necessary, but I'm thinking about something odd I saw on the Dreamworks subreddit.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They gave me a senior discount. No, I'm fine. I'm just going to pop into the next room and crumble to dust for a minute, BRB.
A ticket to "Forgotten Island" with a senior discount.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Flaghole.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, look, it's the thing that destroyed mobile gaming, now coming soon to an Xbox near you. I'm sure this won't have any negative effects. It's not like the gaming industry is in trouble or anything. Best of all, Microsoft can have a huge pile of money to go with its huge pile of money.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The other day, having run out of music to play and audiobooks to listen to, I switched my car radio to WBLM-FM for the first time in months. I shouldn't have been surprised to hear the usual round-robin of gruesome campaign ads, but Susan Collins comes across as particularly desperate. /1
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No surprises here. Most of these were released long after my formative years, so I guess this is more "nine animes I happen to like."
Poster art for Beastars, Wolf's Rain, Polar Bear Cafe, The Boy and the Beast, Princess Mononoke, Pom Poko, My Neighbor Totoro, Famous Detective Holmes, and Brand New Animal.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He looks like my Dad when he gets yet another necktie for his birthday. Maybe he already has one?
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Floating an idea: CEO's Playpen, but for politicians. The Boss decides he wants to get more involved in the day-to-day, but doesn't know anything about what his employees do. So they give him simple tasks to keep him busy so they can get on with their actual tasks. They call it the CEO's Playpen.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bob Mackie's triumphant hour.
A shot from the Carol Burnett Show's "Went with the Wind" parody featuring Burnett wearing a tattered hoop dress adorned with a set of window curtains complete with the rod still attached.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They call it "Forest City" for a reason.
A walking path in the Fore River Sanctuary woods.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ChatGPT, how do I make pasta?
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Durian Durian
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Tess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Re-igniting my appreciation for carnival rides, I'd like to introduce you to a family favorite for fifty years. It is my pride and pleasure to present: The Astrosphere.
A large domed building with a tunnel entrance.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Saucy Jack," the Jack the Ripper rock musical by David St. Hubbins and Derek Smalls of "Spin̈al Tap" was the first one that came to mind. "You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack; You're a haughty one, Saucy Jack..."
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today, a day at the County Fair. ...A *slow* day. Of course, it's Thursday. Things did pick up as people got home from work, but this picture makes me think the Joker might be by to make an offer on the place
A picture of a nearly-empty carnival midway at around 3PM.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey, look at that, I just realized I have something else to do that day, good luck with the movie.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just want to poke my head in to say that yes, I did see Coyote Vs. Acme, yes, it was a terrific film and you should all see it and share the love if you get a chance. Depending on taste, it might seem to take a while to get real traction, but it's well worth the whole ride.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, that'll do it.
A screenshot of a Washington Post headline reading, "What should I do to fall asleep faster? Take our quiz."
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Road Warrior Fury Road: Flamethrower Guitar
ALT: Road Warrior Fury Road: Flamethrower Guitar
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saturday night, same as it ever was.
A television shows the Fourth Doctor. A box of Jelly Babies sit on a small table.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Know what I saw in Kennebunkport the other day? A *Lamborghini.* I can't think of a less suitable place for a Lamborghini than Kennebunkport. Maybe a Dave and Buster's parking lot. The roads are about as wide as Jack Skellington, traffic is bumper to bumper, and it's packed with tourists.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1961
P1- NANCY MEETS A LITTLE GIRL DOWNTOWN 
NANCY: HI, LI'L GIRL---YOU LOOK TIRED
LITTLE GIRL: I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT AFTER WATCHING ALL THOSE MONSTERS, GHOSTS AND WEREWOLVES
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NANCY: WHAT TELEVISION SHOW WAS THAT?
P3- THE LITTLE GIRL STARTS WALKING TO HER HOUSE 
LITTLE GIRL: WE HAVE NO TELEVISION
NANCY IS SURPRISED TO SEE THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A HUGE HAUNTED HOUSE
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
mmmmmmaybe
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today marks the third time in a row I've heard "Cake by the Ocean" specifically in the dairy section of a supermarket. Different supermarkets, too. Shaw's, Hannaford's, Aldi's, always "Cake by the Ocean" in the dairy section.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, that solves everything. Thanks, Republicans, that'll do it.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today's Random Neuron: You remember FernGully? Half-assed anvil-dropping animated movie from 1992 with Robin Williams as a crazy bat? Tim Curry played Hexxus in it. Thing is, the soundtrack version of his villain song is...a little extra. youtu.be/arlSomdnSGM
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04 "Toxic Love" - Tim Curry
YouTube video by FernGully: The Last Rainforest
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why people who study literature must also study history, Part Eleventy-Six.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Made in 1989, this cartoon based on mediocre comic strip "Hagar the Horrible" has stuck with me for some reason. It stars Peter Cullen, Lainie Kazan, Don Most, and Frank Welker. youtu.be/hl796YyyGts
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Hagar the Horrible | Comics Kingdom
YouTube video by Comics Kingdom
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Argh
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is a political thread. I recently read a story about a lawyer brought in for surgery. He was told he couldn't eat or drink anything, nothing solid or liquid. The next day, the nurses who came to prep him found him eating yogurt. Neither solid nor liquid, said the lawyer. /1
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's the matter, dear? You haven't touched your shrimp rings.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Made a friend at Build-a-Bear... He was expensive for an impulse purchase, but I checked my account and he's fine. Just needs a name. I'm leaning towards "Chip."
A stuffed brown werewolf plush from Build-a-Bear, wearing tennis shoes, distressed jeans, a blue flannel shirt, and Halloween deely-boppers, carrying a cell phone and a trick-or-treat bag.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Minus the bad jokes, let me show you around. This is the Portland Breakwater, colloquially known as Bug Light. Really, the Maine coast is embarrassingly photogenic. You have no idea. Onward.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*sigh* I'm going to extra hell for this.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There was this herd of people at the foot of Glen Ellis Falls who seemed to have the wrong end of the stick about the site. They seemed to have come prepared for picnic tables, barbecues, and bathrooms, but the site was an observation platform about the size of a parking space.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's go for a walk. Right through here. Let's see where it goes.
A pedestrian tunnel under a highway
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm at Diana's Baths.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every Enterprise bridge has that big viewscreen up front, but I'd guess that there's not much to see from the conn when the ship is just...traveling. Unless they're facing off against the Romulans, it must be pretty boring, just watching the stars go by. You think they have Movie Night?
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today's random neuron, and possibly earworm: Bon Jovi played on a mechanical organ. youtu.be/P50CDDZ7xbw
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Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin On A Prayer’ played on a Dutch Street Organ.
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OK so last night I dreamed I was watching Zootopia 3 and it was a crossover with The Bad Guys 3 and now I don't know what to do with this information.
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sail away, sail away, sail away...
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The Wolf Writer @benny-g.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found a quite nice tapestry in one of those new agey shops at the Mall and couldn't decide whether to buy it because I didn't know whether it was AI. AI libraries must have done a lot of training on mid-1990s Spencer's airbrush aesthetic.
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