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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol these people have no idea how easy it is never to be exposed to pop music in the year 2026

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They’re everywhere! Your firearms are useless!

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Very irresponsible patsy.” Is this anything?

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Chris Richards and Takehiro Tomiyasu playing together warms the cockles of my cold dead heart

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know that not loving Argentineans is kind of in vogue right now, but we shouldn’t let that cloud our judgement into thinking that Julian Alvarez isn’t REALLY FUCKING GOOD. The dude is a game-changing talent. If we wanna win the CL, we gotta find a way to roll with dudes like that.

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

11/10 satire from Hailey here

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

They each played a huge part in turning the culture of this club around. Forever grateful.

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I seem to remember a year when hull were top after a surprising number of games… 2008 maybe? (Not gonna look it up because that will spoil the fun)

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

RIP Man United title challenge: August 22, 2026 - August 22, 2026

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ah, the rampant anti-Argentina rhetoric is back, baby! Ban them from the next WC because of two players fighting and milquetoast banner! But their real crime? Winning a couple games of football that it was looking like they weren’t going to win!

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If they don’t look like they’re in an American Apparel ad WE DON’T WANT THEM

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is Teenage Witch erasure

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

These little shits have unparalleled comedic potential

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

23 year old edgelords finding their way into social media admin positions and then posting shit like this as if they DON’T KNOW… smh

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Miami is the only must-watch in modern MLS lmaooooooo

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

MLS 1.0 energy (compliment)

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It seems as if the Pep magic is gone and that city will regress to their mean. I’m reeeeeeally looking forward to this season right about now 😍 #Arsenal #champions

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN…

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you asked me to enumerate the reasons I watch this team, I think my brain would short-circuit. #RBNY

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I feel like it’s important to remind everyone that without THAT Martinelli PL goal last season, there’s a real possibility that we don’t finish as champions…

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Man I loved Road Rage so much

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

lol holy shit… Is there no way the NBA can block this?

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

His humor has always felt maddeningly lazy, especially given that they supposedly cater to “smart” people

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

How much could Ryanair be these days?!?

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think the market has only gotten insanely inflated in the last 15 or so years. Coincidentally, that’s the time period during which we’ve been clawing to get back to the summit, and a team like that doesn’t sell important pieces. Fabregas would fetch us 120 million in today’s market.

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The “I could win a point against Serena” rhetoric is exhausting. People don’t know tennis. She could double fault! Boom, that’s my point! In an actual rally? No, I’d die. But that’s not the question!

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m gonna do an elaborate “Parent Trap” setup where I try to get Arsenal to send players on loan to RBNY. Ethan would do well with a spell in North America, I’m gonna say!

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Chelsea have become a parody of themselves

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It’s painful to admit, but the pool of world class left wingers who will be an upgrade on Martinelli is painfully small. Then the probabilities come into question: is it more likely that we land one of them, or that Martinelli makes the leap to the next level? #Arsenal #randomthoughts

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Ben Noonan @bennoonan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026