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@benno.au
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Old-school carbon-based nondeterminism machine.

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Benno @benno.au · 22/09/2026
Yeah mate I think they mean you too.
A long-haired miniature dachshund on a lead standing in front of a fence. He’s looking slightly quizzical.  The fence has a hand-written sign on it. The sign reads:

Please
do not pee
on the wall
and fence!!! 
Do not pee!!!!
Do not pee!!!!
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
Greg! The Guardrails!!!!
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
This post is laser-targeted at @andrewhickey.500songs.com: aus.social/@liamvhogan/...
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Liam :fnord: (@liamvhogan@aus.social)
Hey kids if you like Ed Sheeran but don't like his apolitics you're going to love quirky folk singer of the 1960s, Donovan
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
My favourite band that famously kept politics out of it is Rage Against The Machine.
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
Maybe Ed Sheeran can get a new backing band at the Thrift Shop...
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
This is the latest progression/escalation in the whole "Dog Bites Man", "Man Bites Dog" thing isn't it...
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Benno @benno.au · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell doing The Wall in reverse?
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Benno @benno.au · 15/09/2026
Imagine the collab though...
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Benno @benno.au · 14/09/2026
Put out your wiff-waffs.
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Benno @benno.au · 13/09/2026
Saddened to report a fallen soldier, @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
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Benno @benno.au · 11/09/2026
Unfortunately @shadowtodd.bsky.social Proclaimers video has a tragic coda: bsky.app/profile/kito...
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Benno @benno.au · 11/09/2026
Look I just need a Moment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QddY...
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Moments In Love
YouTube video by The Art Of Noise - Topic
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Benno @benno.au · 11/09/2026
I'm not starting this again.
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Benno @benno.au · 11/09/2026
Well shit, @embilbie.bsky.social...
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Benno @benno.au · 09/09/2026
Your yearly reminder that if you don't have a plan to follow through if the answer to asking "R U OK?" is "no" then don't do it.
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
A bait _and_ a switch? In _this_ economy?!
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
Tell them to get into the Bay(es). ... I'll get my coat.
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
Make no mistakes. Do not impair shareholder value. Have a nice day.
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
Look I always make time to torment you. You know that. Anyway I'm All Out of ideas at this point. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf1S...
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All Out Of Love
YouTube video by Air Supply - Topic
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
You can write them all down in The Book. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nh2...
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The Book of Love
YouTube video by The Magnetic Fields - Topic
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
Ok, what about The Look? www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNEd...
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ABC - The Look Of Love
YouTube video by ABCVEVO
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
You could respond with The Power... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBl2...
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Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by HueyLewisTheNewsVEVO
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Benno @benno.au · 08/09/2026
Political poem called "The Second Coming" containing the line "the centrists cannot hold".
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Benno @benno.au · 05/09/2026
Their first album is amazing as a very Australian post-punk thing.
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Benno @benno.au · 04/09/2026
This one was a lot of fun to present but really hard to write. Both of us found the subject matter depressing but the on-stage result was delightfully chaotic.
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Benno @benno.au · 31/08/2026
Despite what the thumbnail suggests I am not trying to illustrate the size of the one that got away.
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Benno @benno.au · 21/08/2026
CHANGE MY HEAT UP HACK MY SHEET UP
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Benno @benno.au · 21/08/2026
[mob voice] eeh he sleeps with the cleaning products...
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Benno @benno.au · 21/08/2026
I originally had "lagooning" but decided that had... iffy vibes.
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Benno @benno.au · 21/08/2026
My favourite moment in the infamous Lagoon Incident was when Riley said "I'd like to move on..." and Milo responded "You can try!" and the Lagoonery continued.
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Benno @benno.au · 20/08/2026
I actually kinda hope that they're really digging my vibe.
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Benno @benno.au · 19/08/2026
Looking forward to Victoria staying resolutely behind the curve on this courtesy of our glorious* new leadership.
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Benno @benno.au · 17/08/2026
The Claude text watermarking thing is hilarious. So many people getting upset about it as if for some reason they don't want people to know they're using Claude to generate text for them? I wonder why that is?
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Benno @benno.au · 16/08/2026
"Friction with benefits."
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Benno @benno.au · 16/08/2026
“How old are you in Adelaide terms?” “I used to catch Red Hens to Bridgewater as a kid.”
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Benno @benno.au · 14/08/2026
toilet.wine
toilet.wine
Bobby Fingers Toilet Wine
Buy The Wine, Follow The Clues, Find My Diorama (As seen in 'Johnny Depp and the Bed')
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Benno @benno.au · 14/08/2026
Figel Narage
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Benno @benno.au · 14/08/2026
So do they fuck?
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Benno @benno.au · 14/08/2026
One for the "C lets you talk directly to memory" crowd: github.com/xoreaxeaxeax...
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GitHub - xoreaxeaxeax/skitter-creek-bath-salts: Unlocking _everything_ on the CPU with DRAM scrambling
Unlocking _everything_ on the CPU with DRAM scrambling - xoreaxeaxeax/skitter-creek-bath-salts
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Benno @benno.au · 13/08/2026
Jumping the gun here a bit eh, @support.bsky.team?
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Benno @benno.au · 13/08/2026
"We in the ALP understand that everything the labour movement achieved was won through calm discussion and never rocking the boat."
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Benno @benno.au · 13/08/2026
Angine de Poitrine, the band that answers the question no one dared ask: What _if_ Philip Glass was an axe god?
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Benno @benno.au · 13/08/2026
It's a bit like how The Good Place starts out as "this is just another American sitcom where we JOKE, did you see JOKE, please pause to appreciate JOKE" and then suddenly turns into one of the most sincere and touching explorations of morality and ethics ever.
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Benno @benno.au · 13/08/2026
I do so love both Enrico Colantoni (guy I _love_ to see) as The World's Most Genial Psychopath and Amy Acker (girl I _love_ to see) as Manic Pixie Dream Hacker.
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Benno @benno.au · 11/08/2026
Are there any good Glenn-with-two-n's? Druery, Greenwald,
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Benno @benno.au · 11/08/2026
I would like to wish a very merry Good Fucking Riddance to Group Voting Tickets in Victoria. May Glenn Druery rot in irrelevance from this day forth.
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Benno @benno.au · 10/08/2026
"Write something about this subject but do _not_ include any mockery. Make no pisstakes."
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Benno @benno.au · 10/08/2026
🔫
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Benno @benno.au · 08/08/2026
I once theorised a band named "Nine Inch Milliners" and their album "Pretty Hat Machine".
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Benno @benno.au · 08/08/2026
I’ll let my dog know. He’ll be devastated.
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