Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Specifically, here is a post from Sept 22 saying who would be at the dinner on Sept 24. (x.com/WOLF_Financi...) And the SynthID markers are pretty clear on this image if you were to run the check. 000
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Depress handle?" All your handle classmates are much more successful. Some of them work the big doors. All your best turns have passed you by. 030
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is pretty. Not useful. Like, pastel mountains at night. 000
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Bennett Corollary is "a *popular* behavioral observation" . . . I mean, I know AI flatters us, but hear me out, I did this with an incognito browser, and the AI still said it was *popular.* Finally! 120
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 25/02/2026There's something engaging about reading other people's error messages. Here's the subway display this morning. 000
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 02/02/2026@martogo.bsky.social asked me if this was about Dr Marten's, and I had totally forgotten about their tale of woe . . . from PE buying out the founders to inflasted IPO to wherever it is now--checkout the headlines. No, the garbage brand I got my defective boots from is @colehaan.bsky.social 010
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I am watching this on a loop. This is like 200mg of caffeine injected into my veins. To be fair, consulting teaches you a lot, but this is right: it doesn't teach you how to run a function or a business. 010
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Maybe turn this account into a #haltandcatchfire memorial account. 130
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Google Search AI is reading my Medium. Cool. 😁 But, uh, the commentary on top. Not as cool. 🤨 Oh well. This comes from: medium.com/swlh/6-princ... Also, here: www.bennettmorrison.com/2024/11/18/6... 020
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Am I the only person who tracks the engagement metrics on their holiday card? 100
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Santa did a good job. Someone here must have been somewhat nice. 030
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Bagging and labeling all the toy sets before they go into the toy box... so satisfying. This order will last less than 15 minutes, but I will continue my duty against the agents of chaos and entropy. 110
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 07/12/2024This is what my family looks like (even with photo references) from Dall-E -- I have more hair and a beard, and my wife and child have lost all trace of their ethnic heritage. I've seen the future, and it is bland. 120
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Apparently, there is a reason for the games on LinkedIn. www.linkedin.com/posts/ken-ch... 010
Bennett Morrison @bennettmorrison.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Moving to Bluesky has me reminiscing about starting my Twitter account, for stupid reasons. And then, unfortunately, remembering that Twitter account had to become "professional" -- ugh. Terrible. Now, people can go to LinkedIn for that. And, apparently, puzzles? When did LinkedIn get puzzles? 110
