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Cishoot Billionscare

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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup. Born at 343ppm CO2. Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun

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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 15h
Not throwing away your Moonshot.
Profile outline of Margaret Hamilton and her iconic stack of computer code added to the Hamilton musical logo that is a black star. White text overtop it says Hamilton an American software engineer. There's a gold background.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 06/10/2026
Just got a Halloween costume idea.
Lineman with a hard hat, gloves, and safety harness in an elevated bucket handling a power line with a pole. The bucket says JEA on the side.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 05/10/2026
Homer Simpson drooling while looking at mugs of Kubernetes with the caption Kubernetes the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 05/10/2026
Check out this time capsule lol.
An iPhone 5 on a white background. On the screen is a meme of Sean Bean with him smiling. It says and so then we all just fucking walked into Mordor.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/10/2026
Fucking rightwing apologist. They had a million fucking chances to turn the goddamn channel and consider a source of information that's not fox news, oan, truth social, and dickwads on fucking podcasts. They're not babies. Stop fucking babying them. They're assholes who chose to be vindictive.
Joined Nov 24. Cropped post only shows They thought that because right wing propagandaCropped post only shows they didn't now we're here with you over there effectively lying by saying they all knew.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/10/2026
everything's computer
intel i386 copyright 1985.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 03/10/2026
The mods are away!
The band Hole poses in front of something on fire on the cover of the album Celebrity Skin.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 03/10/2026
I want to know the entomology for Shepard vs Shepherd because I've fucked that up more times than Endeavor vs Endeavour.
Balding white guy in a suit and tie making a Mercury Astronaut face. It's Alan Shepard, first American in space that they publicly acknowledged.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 03/10/2026
The Sarah Connor character from the Terminator movies looking through a chain link fence at families on a playground who don't quite realize everyone in the scene is about to get nuked.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 24/09/2026
Really fucking tired of people using claude for every single interaction with other human beings. For years I've been telling people to write things down in slack instead of pulling me into a call so I have it in writing but I'm going to have to go the other direction now to reach a human.
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 20/09/2026
when someone joins the pool party with that they don't believe you deserve healthcare vibe.
old white dude with sunglasses and a clean shaven face and dark hair that is greying at the temples. dude has his mouth open like it's hot outside in the sun.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 19/09/2026
And the Correlation does not imply causation Award goes to
youtube comment from not one of sheeple 1 day ago says Anyone notice the price of gas diesel went up since flock cameras and data centers got exposed?
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 19/09/2026
adding the alt text because there's so much here folks might miss. so much going on.
France fuel crisis: one in nine service stations out of stock; Macron holds emergency meeting. Latest figures show diesel and petrol prices at or close to record levels. US diesel shortage deepens as stations report running dry, prices hit record highs. Fueld prices tipped to keep rising as conflicts squeeze global supply. And then there's a fuel pump that says 308.9 per litre for 91 octane. There's a note that says that price is limited to a max of 100 litres.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 19/09/2026
Appeal appeal appeal lol
Screenshot of the Joined Apr '23 label. This profile was created in April of 2023. There's a button to appeal.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 18/09/2026
for a second I thought that was CEO
the character named CEO from the game Horizon Forbidden West. He's a white dude with hair on the top of his head but not the sides wearing a blue undergarment shirt and seashells like the kind shells and cheese are modeled after and red and green beads in a necklace that has round pendants hanging from it. He shaved and looks like he takes himself too seriously.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 16/09/2026
Tone it the fuck down, instacart.
Email header that says Instacart sent an email with the subject Instacart+: the end is near...
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 13/09/2026
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 12/09/2026
brain associated the imessage notification sound with an ex and now random calendar reminders on macOS catch me off guard like oh fuck what now. and I go to change the sound in settings like every other operating system can and there's no option for that. nothing has that chime. now? dumpster.
searching in macos settings for alerts and the items that come up include Alerts and sounds effects in the Sound section. I click that and there is no Alerts and sound effects option or section on that page. Not one that lets you change the calendar sound effect anyway.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 11/09/2026
I was going to say the mouth makes that look more like one of the Martians but the nose and eyes make it clear.
Elmo posing with two of the martians, also known as the Yip Yips, one pink one blue.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 11/09/2026
Mr President, a second strait blockade has just hit the world shipping center. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/...
an old white man tells another old white man in a Sarasota elementary school that a building in NYC has been attacked.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 10/09/2026
Quick reminder: if it physically has a microphone in 2026 and you don't trust the operating system, it's an always-on mic as far as you're concerned. Hope this helps.
A 2025 whitehouse dinner with Cook, Zuck, Gates, Pichai.The NSA building with very reflective dark glass sides which show the cars in the parking lot.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 10/09/2026
You'd lose about 3 months worth of "feature updates" using that build but right now if text display sucks on a phone you've increased the text size on that might be the best option for now. And you get this feature I made for myself that starts with alt text and you tap the picture to see it.
Screenshot of Jerry Chen's post all caps Apple why would you do this to us. Then it shows the outline of an image that has the alt text written on it: an iPhone duo being held by two hands. Elizabeth Holmes in the documentary You Can See Everything is on the screen. Android display text size is set to 2 out of 7.Screenshot of Jerry Chen's post all caps Apple why would you do this to us. Then it shows the outline of an image that has the alt text written on it: an iPhone duo being held by two hands. Elizabeth Holmes in the documentary You Can See Everything is on the screen. Android display text size is set to 7 out of 7. The screenshot is taller than the other screenshot due to the size of the text and area involved.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 09/09/2026
climate.copernicus.eu/surface-air-...
Daily sea surface temperature for 60°S–60°N
Data: ERA5 Credit: C3S/ECMWF. Latest plot point shows the end of July 2026 going past records for that date and above 21 degrees Celsius.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 07/09/2026
Alt: Eminem Without Me chorus overlaid on the high point of the You Can See Everything trailer where Fielder and Holmes are staring each other down
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 05/09/2026
It was actually the default. Weird for regulators, huh? There was an option for % of speed or a set number of miles per hour. Now it's like sloth, chill, standard, hurry, and mad max. And owners report deviations from even those.
Notateslaapp blog watermark on a table labeled FSD speed profiles. Sloth: model y drives under the speed limit. Chill: model y drives in slower lanes and makes minimal lane changes. Standard: model y drives at normal speed, and adjusts speed to match the flow of traffic. Hurry: model y drives faster and makes more frequent lane changes. Mad max: model y drives more quickly than in hurry profile, with more frequent lane changes.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 05/09/2026
10a can be nice with graphene's degoogled android on it, depending how your bank apps feel about it. I figured it's better than different hardware like say Samsung or LG which ties back to Google anyway.
Screenshot of OsmAnd~ a map app that works on iPhone and Android showing the water between Rochester and Belleville is Lake Ontario.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/09/2026
Oh my
A white cat looks at something so horrifying he doesn't notice the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ant crawling up his shoulder.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 01/09/2026
A 2026 Model Y was t-boned on the passenger side and that passenger died. Alongside everything else wrong with Tesla, especially FSD, Tesla and IIHS pass off 2021-2022 Model Y crash safety as relevant at all for Juniper. Links in replies.
Screenshot of ABC7 Chicago reporting 4 injured in multi-vehicle crash in Batavia, police say. March 25, 2026. Aerial footage shows a white dodge or ram pickup is missing the hood and the doors are open. A boxy black Nissan SUV is nearby looking intact. A white Model Y has the driver door open. The passenger side is sunken in and the front door is completely detached, sitting somewhere out of frame.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 29/08/2026
checks out
Merriam-Webster's page for giant modified to say gianter, a common description of quad circumference. a way to describe Alan Ritchson in a new season of Reacher, alternatively a noun, a personal trainer for said actor.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 29/08/2026
just saying.
freeze frame of the Queen music video for the Flash Gordon theme song where there's a microphone in the foreground and Freddy Mercury is singing with his eyes closed and his head thrown back like he's the Count from Sesame Street and really excited about numbers.Ezra Flash with yellow plasma coming off of a red rubbery suit looking perplexed.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 18/08/2026
Speak of the devil. Internet dropnout within minutes lol. I need to reevaluate the state of these UPSs.
Reddy Kilowatt, a PSA character a red lightning bolt body and arms, Mickey Mouse glove hands, US two prong outlet for an ear, a light bulb for a nose, gnome-style shoes with upturned toes, and a smile that's close enough for Bucees to sue.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 17/08/2026
checks out.
two rows of electric car fast chargers. One says Power Up Pasadena. The other is the red and white of Tesla. All of the Teslas are backed into parking spaces while the other row of cars is mostly the opposite. There's a Leaf and a Bolt. The only car backed in is a BMW i3. Screenshot from a 2023 Autopian article complaining about charging etiquette.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 16/08/2026
Think of the possibilities. Laptops. Speaker notes.
Concrete bollards with a wide, flat top that would be perfect to hold a laptop or the notes or books of a speaker.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 12/08/2026
I know I don't post selfies much so here.
The muddy smiley face imprint on a yellow shirt from Forrest Gump.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 10/08/2026
Beta testing this whole "US post-midterms" thing. Anyone else getting weird fonts and a distinct taste of beets?
An iPhone laying on a carpet with a message on it that says Restore in Progress.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 06/08/2026
Bitch, I wish. Concede Castle Greyskull to He-Man already. I've never unsubscribed from spam so fast. Those guest letters from assholes for a campaign I've never heard of emails are not effective. Imagine looking at that name and saying yeah that'll drive donations.
Screenshot of an email header. Subject Stopped me cold. Supposedly from James Carville.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/08/2026
In violent times you shouldn't have to sell your soul.
Old white guy in a religious outfit yelling into a microphone with his eyes closed.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 02/08/2026
Welcome to the Free State of Florida
A map of the Florida peninsula covered in tens of bright red measles showing groupings of thousands of Flock cameras.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 02/08/2026
Not the first time I've been there but I was in the neighborhood today and figured you should have new pictures and alt text. Rosewood, Florida happened. It's a real place. You can go there. Please take these pics and alt text as your own. Copy, paste. Yes, there's a lot of semicolons on the sign.
A landmark sign on the side of the road in front of a palm tree. It says
Rosewood, Florida
Racial violence erupted in the small and quiet Rosewood community January 1-7, 1923. Rosewood, a predominantly colored community was home to the Bradley, Carrier, Carter, Goins, and Hall families, among others. Residents supported a school taught by Mahulda "Gussie" Brown Carrier, three churches, and a Masonic lodge. Many of them owned their homes, some were business owners, and others worked in nearby Sumner and at the Cummer Lumber Mill. This quiet life came to an end of January 1, 1923, when a white Sumner woman accused a black man of assaulting her. In the search for her alleged attacker, whites terrorized and killed Rosewood residents. In the days of fear and violence that followed, many Rosewood citizens sought refuge in the nearby woods. White merchant John M. Wright and other courageous whites sheltered some of the fleeing men, women, and children. Whites burned Rosewood and looted livestock and property; two were killed while attacking a home. Five blacks also lost their lives: Sam Carter, who was tortured for information and shot to death on January 1; Sarah Carrier; Lexie Gordon; James Carrier; and Mingo Williams. Those who survived were forever scarred.
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 A Florida Heritage Landmark Sponsored by The Real Rosewood Foundation, Inc. and the Florida Department of State. 2004. F-497.A landmark sign on the side of the road. Some flowers are growing at the base. It says
Rosewood, Florida
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Haunted by what had happened, Rosewood residents took a vow of silence, lived in fear and never returned to claim their property. That silence was broken seventy-one years later. In 1994 survivors, including Minnie Lee Langley, Arnett Turner Goins, and Wilson Hall, filed a claims bill in Florida Legislature. A Special Master, an expert appointed by the Speaker of the House, ruled that the state had a "moral obligation" to compensate survivors for the loss of property, violation of constitutional rights, and mental anguish. On May 4, 1994, Governor Lawton Chiles signed a $2.1 million compensation bill. Nine survivors received $150,000 each for mental anguish, and a state university scholarship fund was established for the families of Rosewood and their descendants. A fund was also established to compensate those Rosewood families who could demonstrate property loss. This Historic Marker was dedicated by Governor Jeb Bush in Mary, 2004.
A Florida Heritage Landmark sponsored by the Real Rosewood Foundation, Inc. and the Florida Department of State. 2004. F-497.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 29/07/2026
And I can choose whether the thumbnail for a link is important to me before committing to viewing it.
Collapsed thumbnail that only shows a grey rectangle above a link in a post. The title starts with Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 29/07/2026
Saves me a ton of time not interacting with posts friends can't use.
Four collapsed image outlines stacked on each other. Each says No Alt Text in red. Post has 1 reply and 5 likes.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 13/07/2026
Fucking art.
A post by someone who joined in Nov 2024... IYKYK. It says We can't become soulless like they are.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 08/07/2026
Move to Florida they said. If it’s too hot the weather changes every 12 hours they said.
Weather folks looking surprised it’s gonna be hot. Weather impact. How it will feel. Wed 105 extreme caution. Thu Fri 107 increasing above Wed. Sat 108 in the danger zone. Sun 109.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 05/07/2026
A play on that well known meme. Some lady says there's not going to be any fireworks you stupid pundit.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/07/2026
People act like thy don't do fireworks in the Caribbean and then you show them this.
Streaks of glowing light falling through the sky as a SpaceX Starship reenters the atmosphere following a suborbital mishap that required diverting air traffic across the Caribbean.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 04/07/2026
VHS collecting ftw lol
Top Gun, Jurassic Park, and Robin Hood Prince of Thieves VHS tapes sitting on a VCR. The edge of the Armageddon soundtrack CD is peaking in at the edge.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 02/07/2026
What do you mean? Rockaway beach is open and everyone's having a wonderful time.
The mayor from Jaws wearing that iconic pastel striped suit.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 29/06/2026
Eagles fans lol.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 23/06/2026
Bart Simpson says this is the worst day of my life and Homer appears in the next frame to wag his finger and say the worst day of your life so far.
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Cishoot Billionscare @bennettelder.net · 21/06/2026
Post 4 women characters you love and pass it on
Dani Rojas from Far Cry 6, a latina woman with short hair driving a car and looking incredibly focused.Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West, a redhead white woman aiming a bow and arrow who's wearing armor that looks like it's from the movie Cloud Atlas.The iconic polaroid picture of Sarah Conner in a jeep wrangler next to a German shepherd looming into an uncertain future.Barbra Streisand with her lips pursed wearing a newsboy hat with her hair down. It's from the movie What's Up, Doc?
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