Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally found the place boomers have been screaming about. 100
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My fucking mind is blown. I'm watching Agatha Christie's 13 at Dinner (1985) and Inspector Japp is played by none other than Poirot himself, David Suchet. Poirot in this movie is played once again by Peter Ustinov. 121
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When I'm king i will forbid the use of these chairs in anything other than the divyest of bars that only serve a beer and a shot for 7.50 or less. 030
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm watching a horror comedy that takes place on an island off the coast of Ireland so of course the plot is that there's an alien invasion and in order to protect yourself you have to get piss drunk. Anyway here's the best line in the movie. 130
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Caller already put things perfectly into words. His extremely racist response tells you the rest. Fuck Democrats like these. They're just burning money. 5367
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I probably didn't get away with taking this picture in a meeting but I don't care because damn that arm. 020
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I found this guy outside the gym and i think even he skips leg day. 000
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Costco i love you too but these late night texts have to stop. 000
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm not a philosophy expert but i think you're doing it wrong. 0101
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is really contagious laughter for me. It's just so specific. I love jokes like this where nobody in the room gives a shit if anyone understands these references. 030
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This week's episode of Miami Vice tackles Jamaican drug gangs. I wonder how they'll set the scene... 250
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Finally nailed the seasoning on my carbon steel although I don't know how long this'll last. It's the most temperamental pan I have. Don't buy this. 020
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I went on a muscle mommy following binge a few weeks ago and now one of 'ems like "the FDA isn't your friend" and now I gotta figure out which side she's making that argument on. It's a little too MAHA-y for my taste. 220
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Well technically... A white wine and a goodles doesn't sound half bad. But if it helps I ate a brown rice salmon bowl before gym. 010
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Leg day done. Full of delicious protein. Sitting in a cold shower with the rest of my preworkout on ice and a box of wine. No wine glasses in the shower in case something breaks, so i use my old IT company swag in the form of a gummy cup. 110
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026An American what? Yeah no thanks. I think we're all good here. Couldn't stomach Trump which makes centrist liberals salivate at trying to convert you but you're still Republican AF and can't wait until the next Trump with better manners shows up. 181
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm so tired. I'm not going to sit here and try to tell anyone with a straight face that men on the left can't be toxic on an individual or anecdotal level but it has nothing to do with their politics and everything to do with them being men. If you're still on X and being harassed maybe get off X. 120
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Every ad is like this now. AI generated image of a made up person endorsing an inscrutable product. 1120
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If this movie's about what I think it's about it has a very misleading preview picture. 010
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Can the fourth one be not casually referring to blackjack as bj? They both take the same amount of time to say. 052
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Who else out here wearing their Super Nintendo Chalmers shirt to work? 080
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026For the fourth of July I had some Costco hotdogs in the freezer but no buts so i improvised. 380
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Monopoly Man's wife wants us all to be mad at the "socialist" mayor. 010
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026This only works if you have the right size glasses. Luckily I do. 150
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I'm convinced Larry David set his new special or whatever as a period piece because he's bald and loves having hair again. 020
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I dead lifted this 6 times for two sets. Apparently i was still waking up because instead of two 25s and 4 10s i could have just put on 2 45s. 020
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 02/07/2026God bless the Metro but fuck all of that walking in this weather. Here are some pictures I took of the 50th anniversary wrap they did. 041
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's hard to take credit for having massive calves because it just sort of comes with the territory when you're overweight but i do still get some satisfaction knowing not many people in the gym can do this or do it as easily. 110
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I don't know who cut this together but the time they take to rest on Columbo's face after listening to the murderer's excuse made me laugh so hard. 000
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Ironically enough I saw someone post this under something Hakeem Jefferies said and I agreed with it then too. I'm not a big "both parties are the same" guy but it's getting harder and harder for me not to be. 030
Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's funny to me to go through Joe's list and how acknowledging Israel's genocidal actions and wanting universal healthcare are both beyond the pale positions to hold along with the elimination of the carceral state and then adding just a straight up lie about immigration. Reminded me of this: 030
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[FEMALE WHATNOT]
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart Like years of bein' alone
[PIG]
It paints you with indifference Like a lady paints with rouge [BLUE FRACKLE]
And the worst of the worst
(ARETHA]
The most hated and cursed
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