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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Let’s get some horse meat burgers and meet up at Lake America so we can shoot each other with Roman candles!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We find ourselves in a post privacy/decency landscape friends. Stay safe.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oooh so its okay for Petey Kegsbreath to do gender affirming care for men but wrong in every other instance?

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So far, the Matchbox movie which is based on little cars has a better trailer than Doomsday.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The most fictional part of Avengers: Endgame is that a billionaire would sacrifice himself for anyone.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I would believe these Mitch McConnell phone stories if they were like, “Yeah, he asked how we were fucking over the poor, the disenfranchised, and minorities this week. Really perked up when I told him I kicked a child”

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

OMG! Hokum is BRILLIANT! If you like horror or just watching Adam Scott be scared shitless this is the movie for you! Not gory. Just great scary fun!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A McDonald’s Big Arch can end all of this. #mcdonalds #bigarch

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

“Portraits in (Liquid) Courage: The Trump Cabinet”

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I developed a desktop program that I intend to sell after it’s finished. Any tips on the best places to sell such a thing would be great!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I’m a huge Artemis II stan. Love this mission!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Is Article 25 still a thing? Or was that post just to keep the news away from Walter Reed?

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

The best part about the Mario Galaxy movie is the Glen Powell cameo. I used to dislike him but I think I just hated Top Gun: Maverick.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The problem with Jared Leto movies is that there isn’t enough Jared Leto. Someone should make a movie where Jared Leto is every part. All Leto all the time. It will be a masterpiece.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Trump is like Baghdad Bob. Saying everything fine while shits blowing up being him.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

We have a POTUS that can’t shit on a toilet without help. He’s not playing chess or checkers. He’s just shitting in place.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I have failed at capitalism because I have always been an employee and never the business owner.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Seeing a LOT of content of the rich eating sandwiches and not enough of the rich being eaten. Let’s fix this.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Whelp, there goes the economy.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Noem didn’t get fired because of her cruelty or incompetence. She got fired because she publicly embarrassed her boss. Image is all that matters to this regime.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

“Noem Body Loves Me Like Corey Lewendawski (sic but idc)”

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Noem is but an appetizer. There are larger courses yet to be served.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kristy’s gonna need a rebound dog to murder.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I am excited for the Big Arch to do some regime change in the U.S.!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Did they hire former Eagles offensive head coordinator Kevin Patullo to plan the Iran War cuz it feels like they might have. #Eagles #GoBirds

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Was “Operation War Crimes” already taken?

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I loved Blue Moon. So well paced how a movie that is mostly dialog. Just great performances. Especially Ethan Hawke. Just fantastic. Wish I would have seen it at the theater.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I’m not watch the State of the Union. In protest I am binge watching Stormy Daniel’s movies for at least 3 minutes.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Trump is punishing Americans because he sucks at money. Do we actually deserve better? Or is this the shit bag we earned?

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

England should retake the US until it gets its shit together.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My favorite Robert Duvall quote is from ‘Days of Thunder’. “Rubbin’ is racin’, Cole!” A comment that, to me, means life can get sloppy and sometimes you gotta trade paint to get ahead.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Toy Story 5’s plot is bad. The movie is a CGI film for kids and it’s bashing technology while trying to get the kids to watch it? Also, let Woody and the gang rest. They’ve done enough.

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Tariffs! Gimme back my money!!!

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Benji @benkeyboardlord.bsky.social · 19/02/2026