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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Where do I know that place from. Wait... ENHANCE! Tell Frodo, Samwise, Merry, and Pip I said wassup.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump misunderstood and thought he'd be meeting some guys from "special teens."

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Comedian [to audience member]: How did you die? Audience member: On stage, like you. Such a satisfying ending, too.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Camp Pendleton is up at the top of this map somewhere too.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Exactly. Trump is an empty, rotting, diseased shell of a man, but if you're applauding the idea of millions of people dead (a lot of whom would be Republicans, not that it makes any difference)...you're worse.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What's our track record on public health emergencies again? Shiiiiiii...

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Her letters were not strongly- worded enough.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Did you or did you not torture Morpheus, forcing Neo and Trinity to stage a dramatic helicopter rescue?" "Sir that was Agent Smith."

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Agent Smith Says Thank You

ALT: Agent Smith Says Thank You

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine spending $80K or more for this absurd rolling billboard for your own inadequacy, and decorating it with...electrical tape.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Government OF the people BY some other largely corrupt people FOR two very specific people

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They realized they only had a narrow window of opportunity.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Again, actions that are indistinguishable from those of an enemy working to weaken the military from the inside out.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'll see your apology, and I raise you 15 minutes locked in a room with the victim's family.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My man looks like he invented the EXTREME menu at Taco Bell.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Looks like the hand has already moved on...

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only two good outcomes from this: Every last dollar they make from this trash will end up in the pockets of Renee's family once their lawyers are through with them. And as always, the advertisers behind this will get boycotted into the ground.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TimTok: If Apple bought TikTok a few years ago.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me, listening to Mullin invoke God's blessing: You reap what you sow.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I somehow missed it this weekend when I was travelling. Was it as cringe as Noem's was?

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Warning: Being in America's Gestapo contributes to high blood pressure, which can be fatal. Side effects include being an insufferable jackass, being hated by members of your own family, being mocked by decent people, and general bloated puffiness. See your doctor for a whack on the head.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I sincerely hope Schmitt-for-brains' office is absolutely buried in Kaitlin Clark jerseys this week.

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Iiitelegrafave Caitlin Clark Reacts

ALT: Iiitelegrafave Caitlin Clark Reacts

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"WE HAVE THIS STUFF." What you have, sir, is a very serious case of not knowing the difference between the NBA and the NCAA. We do know your league, though. Its bush.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Senator Schmitt, if Republicans say it's wrong for men to play in women's sports, why did you just put Caitlin Clark (a woman) on the Atlanta Hawks (a men's team)8? Isn't that a double standard, sir? Senator?"

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just assumed HOA stood for Humans Ordered as Appetizers.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The most accurate metaphor in the history of metaphors.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just out of curiosity, do we have any sort of extradition treaty with Iran?

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wait til you hear your HOA's reaction when you add the alligator-infested moat like I did. Freaking community by-laws, man...

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I assume they respond to voice commands? The earlier models I've had only responded to snacks and subtle bribery.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Are Kids™ standard or optional on the R2, or are they only available on R1? Asking because I can see them being very useful for things like washing the roof or vacuuming between the seats.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Big Coffee would sell that as "artisanally thrice-warmed" for only $2 more.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gone into hiding in a French restaurant, now he's Coq au Vin Diesel.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone should get him to fixate on sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As opposed to Dreher, who's so white he can't even get into those Where's Waldo conventions he is so desperate to join.

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Anchorman Will Ferrell Says Black

ALT: Anchorman Will Ferrell Says Black

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mitch McConnell-like in his firm grasp of reality. ...not saying *which* reality.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Markwayne Gary Wayne Mullin you must have missed this one:

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Guy holding a half-used book of matches demands to know why everything is on fire. You helped get us here, Rogan, you f'ing brain donor.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

) "anti-ice agitator" is a noble and honorable job, 2) "verbally and physically abusive" is code for "two teens in Civic were recording us and that seemed like a threat to our diminished manhood".

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

However much it hurts, I want to see it hurt a million times worse.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is what they want for all of us...working until you're practically in the grave. Only without the free healthcare the ruling class enjoys.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This timeline is cooked. Ctrl+Alt+Del this entire reality.

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Ben Kenobi's Beard @benkenobisbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dude they jacked up 007's car with that thing. And it didn't buff out.

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