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Benjamin Morgan

@benjaminmorgan.bsky.social
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Professor at UChicago | bird nerd | lakefront enjoyer | violin player | book hoarder 🚲🦩🏳️‍🌈

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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
How can you be against AI when it says stuff like this
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
fantastic headline 10/10
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
word of the day: eierlegende Wollmilchsau
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ingres, Portrait of the Countess of Tournon (1812)
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
olaf stapledon's graph of a two hundred billion year time scale for his novel Last and First Men (1930)
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I thought this "welcome to Turkey, we invented bread!" promo on Turkish Airlines had to be hyperbole, but I stand corrected
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
let's bring back book titles with five "et ceteras" in them
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i think i've set a record with my library fines
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Please, NYT cooking…not gochujang snickerdoodles…I can’t take it anymore…
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
George Eliot on AI (1879): "the planet may be filled with [inorganic] beings who...will execute changes as...complicated as those of human language...without sensitive impression: there may be...mute orations, mute rhapsodies, mute discussions, and no consciousness there even to enjoy the silence"
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
omg IT'S THE PHONES
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We should have anticipated that AI models would become the "fastest depreciating asset in human history" purely from the fact that the university of chicago purchased one
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
He regularly shows up at 7pm to demand I stop working
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Darwin to Hooker, 1865: "how funny men's minds are! he says he is chiefly converted [to my views in Origin of Species] because my books make the Birth of Christ, Redemption by Grace, etc., plain to him!"
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I love a table of contents that is also a poem
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Someone wants me to stop working
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"the Kosmos, in whose joints we are but moss and fungus" is so dramatic. (Robert Louis Stevenson, "Pulvis et Umbra")
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
just imagine if your name were "Cloudesley Brereton"
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Reveries of World History: From Earth's Nebulous Origin to its Final Ruin, or, The Romance of a Star
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
found a one-sentence horror movie in an 1879 psychology manual: "such unfortunate individuals are sane only when confined in an asylum"
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So brave of Top Banker to put his name to this quote
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Samuel Butler came up with the idea of artificial intelligence in 1863 and then wrote a novel about people who banned it because they knew how disastrous it would be
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
love that this little press went with a sexy greek astronaut illustration for their SF series
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Arthur Symons, "The Decadent Movement in Literature": "Healthy we cannot call it, and healthy it does not wish to be considered."
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
uhhhh
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Apple Intelligence thinks this is a bagel
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Wedgwood cabbageware is a “need” not a “want”
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is mortifying but in my defense I got two cats this year
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Every story about someone “outsmarting” their cat is a story about a cat training its human
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Now that I have a cat, I know exactly where the warmest spots in my house are
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
don't overcook your turkeys!!!
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My thanksgiving tradition is tormenting the children with upsetting ice cream flavors. This year I am making matcha/black sesame swirl!
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
These two little divas 💅
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok, who hired Stephen Sondheim to write their ad copy?
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
They don’t make them like this anymore
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Struggling to to think of something more dystopian than TJ Maxx using “digital gait analysis” to profile potential shoplifters
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When this happens it’s actually illegal to get up before the cat does
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Pigeons! At the infinity pool
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hmmm, what if I just catpost over here
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Hmmmm which gay novel do I take on my big trip
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Bought a house so that I can replace all the normal light switches with these
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
You can’t make baba ghanoush without roasting some 🍆🍆🍆🍆
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Donna Tartt’s The Secret History makes passing reference to “a study of Victorian murderesses put out by the Harvard University Press,” and the book actually exists! (but not from HUP)
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
if my name were Steven Sleeper, I too would want to manage an inn in Provincetown
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Benjamin Morgan @benjaminmorgan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Some birds were sighted.
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