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KZ_FREW

@benjaminfrew.bsky.social
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speedrunner. 32 he/him GTA III, Vice City @ GDQ 17/19/20/21/22 kreedz player since 06 (as Kangaroo)

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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FRIEND: Hey man can you help me with my dating profile? ME: say no more
He is resistant to drowning.
He can see invisible.
He can travel through water.
Despite his appearance, he can open doors.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Money spread
An image of Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. The player is in an Ice Cave surrounded by gold pieces.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The thing about calling your game "World of Warcraft: Forever" is you can't ever shut down the servers, because what do you mean you're discontinuing something called "World of Warcraft: Forever"
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How insulting. Twitch thinks a chatbot knows better than you. If there's any meaningful utility for LLM technology, it's practically washed away by the fever pitch madness on display at these companies desperately trying to justify injecting this into everything. Completely unserious people.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is still good to be found in America
Photo of the top three trending items on Bluesky as of September 5, 2026. 1) Labor Day weekend; 2) cats reportedly smelling of marijuana; 3) college football season opens
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 16/02/2025
every day i desperately wish for either the complete removal of steam reviews or at the very least disconnection from the discovery algorithm. tying subjective personal review (with zero rules or regulation) to how many people see and buy your game is fucking insanity
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
X dot com is just full of dudes excitedly posting about how for just $200 dollars in tokens, AI can make a much worse version of their favorite game. Men need hobbies!
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/08/2026
i think it sucks that we have developed a whole ecosystem through which fragile, stupid, lazy and cowardly men are encouraged to proclaim their fears for the seal clap approval of other fragile, stupid, lazy and cowardly men
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a sequence of pure comedy that you must see for yourself
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GTA VI looks very polished with a lot of activities. I wonder how the game is structured, how do missions play and how does the story unfold? How much emergent gameplay is there? I feel like this is where Rockstar needs to innovate, not just through aesthetics or content but the design itself
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Victims of abuse are going to look crazy, they are going to seem irrational, or unsympathetic, sometimes even indefensible, and abusers will often seem respectable, trustworthy or honest. If you care about justice, it's imperative that you use your discernment, especially when things seem 'obvious'
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sir, a second beloved octogenarian's death has hit the timeline
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't need AI to personalize anything for me. I already do that by being myself! We need LESS personalization online, honestly, ESPECIALLY via AI and algorithm! I don't walk into a library wanting it catered to my taste profile. I want to browse and discover independent of any influence.
screenshot of new stupid AI spotify feature, "Studio." A caption reads "[g]enerate new, deeply personalized content built around your life, taste, and ambitions."
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kiss my fucking ass Twitch
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Placing a mobile order for Dunkin Donuts and getting an offer for a credit card. What t he fuck
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm just finding out today that Applebees brought back $1 margaritas for July. It is the 31st and I had no idea. This is a tragedy
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English Ben @notenglishben.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm gonna be live soon over on GDQ Hotfix, running GTA Vice City for them! Come join over at www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick Starts in around 20 mins :)
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GamesDoneQuick - Live on Twitch
Cars 3: Driven to Win Any% (No Speedbash) by @mochamermy - Oops I'm Driving - !hotfix !Gamescom !PAX !FF | Streaming cars 3: driven to win for 1463 viewers.
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 25/07/2026
Ready, set, GO!! Oops! I'm Driving day 1 is LIVE!! gdq.gg/live
Oops! I'm Driving day 1 schedule featuring runs of Mario Kart World, Cars 3: Driven to Win, GTA: Vice City, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Richard Burns Rally, and Diddy Kong Racing
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whenever a company surveys me, the number 1 thing I tell them is talk to people like they're normal. No one likes hearing a script full of nonsense. For that matter, no one likes being surveyed! What the FUCK do you mean I'm getting surveys between Fortnite matches?? It drives a person mad
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My favorite Windows 11 moment is when I am pasting text into notepad - just a handful of characters - and it freezes for a second. I never tire of Microsoft's innovations
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
say what you will about the burger king foot lettuce, but it probably didn't give anyone diarrhea
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trying out this cool thing, it's called taking smaller bites and chewing for longer. I do this inbetween massive gulps of full sugar mtn dew
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ME (ON STAGE): Aluminum foil. Isn't it grand? CROWD: [SOFT CLAPPING INCREASING IN VOLUME] ME: The stuff is just magic, isn't it? CROWD: [CHEERING]
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
can you imagine if we taught cats how to play team sports? the kitty world cup? I would never watch any human sporting event ever again
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As someone who could easily save a penalty kick from Messi, let me tell you why this game should've ended 3-1 NOR in regulation
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
do you ever do a silly little dance for your cat while they stare at you and yawn
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How many of your own businesses do you have to close before you're considered utterly incompetent and undeserving of operating as a company? Whatever that number is, in the case of Microsoft, they have surely surpassed it tenfold
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm not even at #SGDQ2026 (sadly), but I was given the first words. What an honor! GL and HF everyone!! I miss you all terribly.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now that it is July, you are allowed to play straights again in Balatro
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wikipedia appears to be down, I'm hyperventilating
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Steam reviewers do not seem capable of digesting a narrative
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
StarCraft II had a new patch for the first time in a year and the changes are pretty drastic. Some guy on Reddit is upset, equating it to patching Chess after 1000 years. I think it's more like if you patched StarCraft II after 1 year, but that's just me
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
VICTORY BY SIX TENTHS OF A SECOND
A speedrun timer showing a run of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, the category is Any% No SSU and the final time is 49 minutes, 59 seconds, 4 tenths.A still image of me, a hand clasped over my eyes in disbelief
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
it doesn't seem fair that Switzerland has to play against two teams at once
Score bug of the world cup, showing Switzerland vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina. It is all nil as the second half begins
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Has anyone ever scored a goal worth like 2 or 3 points
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
America is unbelievably washed but I've enjoyed the videos from all the World Cup tourists having a nice time. I'm glad people can still come to my country and enjoy themselves, even though we aren't especially deserving of it
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How your discord message finds me
An image from discord showing 696 notifications
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My true PB is 50:00.1, which I achieved three years ago. A blunder at the end separated me from the 49. I am back to the grind to right my wrongs.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm back to speedrunning Vice City in a quest to achieve the fabled 49:XX, and I'm inching ever closer
A speedrun timer showing a completed run of Vice City with a final time of 50 minutes and 34 secondsA speedrun timer showing a completed run of Vice City with a final time of 50 minutes and 19 seconds
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
GUY WHO IS FIFTEEN YEARS LATE TO EVERYTHING: I've been really getting into Mumford & Sons lately. I'm going bowler hat shopping tomorrow
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Burger is too expensive. What are we going to do about it?
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Tried to get a nice pic of my cat
A tabby cat standing on carpet, looking up at her owner. She is quite blurry in the photo due to sudden movement at the time of capture.
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
minecraft ERP server
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I dreamed someone was trying to run me over. When I confronted them, they told me to hide. Someone else was following me
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why is 'natural flavors' an ingredient. What do you mean by that
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
love a good toothpaste burp
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
we should deep fry the duolingo bird and put him on a stick
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I learned very much in this endeavor; the sort of wisdom you can only achieve through unadulterated misery
AI Overview explaining to me that Corn Flakes were made to be deliberately bland to curb sexual desire and masturbation, acts once thought by the Kellogg family to promote insanity
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ate too much ice cream and had a horrible stomach ache last night. While on the throne trying to pass the time, doubling over in pain, I ended up reading about C. W. Post, who shot himself because of unbearable stomach pain. Excellent!
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KZ_FREW @benjaminfrew.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have only ever been involved in the appropriate (tasteful) amount of sex scandals. Too many of those and you're tainted in the public eye. Too few of them and everyone thinks you're lame
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