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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers

@benjaminbirdie.bsky.social
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Minneapolis, MN. I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 15h
man i barely like oasis but jesus christ
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
lmao i believed this was real for a second
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
iso piles
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
Heel really digging into those crunchy leaves
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
Incredible
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 19h
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
so, smaller than spider man lol???
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
the lining in this jacket is the most exciting thing to happen in marvel comics in like seven years (complimentary)
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
the levels to this!
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 19h
No texture?? NO GRADIANT????
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 22h
we live in a fallen world
darth vader with a fucking infinity gauntlet
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 23h
ha this rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T6U...
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Absolute Justice | Official Teaser Trailer | DC
YouTube video by DC
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can't think of an artist more deserving to be able to afford a yacht now
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this explains so much about absolute green lantern lol
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hands DOWN
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
grink-ass human interaction
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does he mean there currently is no house style and that’s bad? Or that moving forward there won’t be a house style?
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
save me a spot!
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just can’t help but imagine this like John Dorian on scrubs leaning on the nurses station counter
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I gave up on them a few months ago but they did last time I checked! I think they’re a little slow on releases. Like they don’t always hit at midnight EST for the real junkies like me
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Global comix kills other things but
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is Batman without the fortune What is Wonder Woman without themyscria What is Spider Man without not staring down two huge knockers
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*extremely DeNiro meet the parents voice* "i have nipples could you put my POV in a comic book?"
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It also feels very absolute batman coded. Super dense pages, crazy swings. It's kind of like absolute Hellboy sort of.
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's gone full ultramega
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IRBRJHTD (id rather be reading james harrens the demon)
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Steve! Midnight's a hit! It's all anyone's talking about!"
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
read all the midnight and demon and Jonah hex at midnight and my initial take is that I'm planning to read the demon four more times today. end of review.
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s insane how perfectly brand new day absolutely drop kicked the introduction of…the thing…it introduced
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“to hell with you montcrief”
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“we saw you from across the table and really dig your vibe”
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is genuinely mr show grade comedy
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why is it so gross to me when someone on bake off refers to their bake as “food” EEUUUUGH
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2026
I love X screenshots. Can't get enough of them. Keep 'em coming!
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
going to college between 94 and 98 was so special
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
machine gun came up and i remembered the end of furious s1 holy moly
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kicked things off with a remix of my favorite song ever that’s somehow an improvement music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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09.2026: Time Went Slow by Benjamin Birdie on Apple Music
Playlist · 35 Songs
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s crazy how many times in he last 10 or whatever years I’ve read something so simple and immediately correct involving this ding dong
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Maddy "Boo!" Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
to the Joker, a "twisted" ankle is actually normal
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP J. Todd Anderson The Coen brothers’ use of storyboards was integral to their creative process & the hugely talented Anderson brought their cinematic ideas to life since Raising Arizona.
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when they went back to the spot they had the camera man hide I nearly cheered
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WORDS AND GUITAR: where my writer friends and i will read to you about our favorite songs, and my musician friends will play them for you 💘 tuesday 10/13
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Words and Guitar
An all acoustic variety show featuring readings about our favorite tunes, and covers of them from our favorite musicians.
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so this is where the story of kyuss ends
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
these deluxe editions are genuinely some of the best and feature packed collections of any comic ever
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“here was a man” by deadwood
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its called yap with cap and in each episode is two and a half minutes long
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
should i do a recap podcast of captain america that’s just me reading my discord posts out loud
I’m currently reading through the cap Omnis that just smush together the masterworkses and plop in the letters pages. Just passed the steranko pocket. This comic is really amazing tbh. Cap just got kicked into hell by red skull with the cosmic cube and rick jones, currently Bucky, goes to Sharon Carter, currently on the outs with cap who himself is currently not Steve rogers having faked his death so he could have a secret identity again mainly to protect Sharon and Rick but right Sharon is on the outs with him because he asked her to quit shield for him and she of course told him to kick rocks. ANYWAY Rick is like “have you seen Steve?” And she’s like “why would I have seen him?” And he’s like “I guess he was right about you” and she’s like “yeah go to bed bitch”
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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the but it did happen painting from magnolia
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