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Benito

@benitootro.bsky.social
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Walked into the ladies toilet in Malta when I was 12. Haunts me still.

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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 18h
Bristol brewed!
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For every queen to choose a children’s book (bar one who hasn’t even read it). Feels like it’s a sorry state of affairs.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really finding this series of Drag Race UK quite tiresome.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is nice
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well. This is very relevant to my interests.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cheers love.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
4️⃣0️⃣🎂
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Change your phone wallpaper. Change your life.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine a non British person seeing this.Then telling them that this is a completely accurate depiction of shopping at CEX. youtu.be/yg7tqCvY7lE?...
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Your Friendly Local CEX | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also everyone has gorgeous hair.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Christina Chong is absolutely fantastic in #strangenewworlds
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah it’s like Quidco but it’s almost instantaneous.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Try Jam Donut they’re very quick for both
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hit the next big milestone for my therapy hours today. Maybe I’m doing alright.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You deserve all the Friday!
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe wait until you’re experiencing a mental health crisis?
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hear you about the recent ones. I think this new album is great though. It took me a few listens but now I’m fully into it.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The internet was born for me to read the posts you make Andy. Because god, your brain.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well that’s alright Scott. Are you a fan of them?
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I went this year. There are parts of it like that. But then there are parts that are really beautiful and classy.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’re back on this tonight with a whiskey and a heavy heart.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image is one of my favourite videos.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bought this today. Absolute corker of an album. Worth an uninterrupted focused listen.
Interpols album cover
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lovely when your therapist says “I’ve not seen you this angry in ages”. Things are clearly great!
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well we met the KPIs of being gentle, sensitive and cute.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Off a the sensitive boy convention today. Tickets are sold out.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bad three (3) whiskeys and listening to Enchated by Taylor Swift and fuck this song goes surprisingly hard.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m getting so many of these at the moment.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Button Boys podcast is making me laugh so much in this train.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In the bath listening to August from Taylor Swift. Magic.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No I agree. I HATE when people buy something and then they’re like “thanks [brand]”. Umm you bought it. Why are you being a capitalist beg?
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a dabba doo time at Forwards. Wet Leg were incredible. And the weather was actually alright!
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes the weather today will be personally challenging me at Forwards.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ahh I was in that bar in June.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just watched Camp Miasma. Brilliantly mental.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I catch myself listening to this I start to wonder if I’m ✨not ok✨ youtu.be/ObOqq1knVxs?...
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That Funny Feeling -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside")
YouTube video by boburnham
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh my stars it’s humid.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That’s really annoying. I like it there. Makes no sense.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ewwww. Which place is this?
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Omg @theleathergeek.bsky.social is here! He’s genuinely a lovely guy.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Geocities
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Laughing emoji
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At a therapy conference after party and I’m fucked. I’m messaging my faves and that’s ok.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Or maybe the soup she had just prepared in the complementary microwave?
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That makes three of us
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I loved that show. Had a crush on Jonny and Joseph Altuzarra.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Means so much to me
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ohhhh!!!! I was 2 beers down and it happened to my mate and not me. Hard not to take that personally.
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Benito @benitootro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What happened?
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