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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶

@benitohepton.bsky.social
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40 year old in London. I think I’m hilarious even if you don’t. Modern art. Books. Star Trek. Live long and prosper 🖖

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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 13h
Is it me or does EVERYTHING just suddenly feel a bit more shit?
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 14h
£18 for one glass of wine in Soho. What the actual fuck.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Caught up with Dark Matter season two. And although it’s very confusing - episode five is just a stunning bit of television
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love this picture of me and my mum in Dubrovnik
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worked at a dog related event promoting cat food this weekend. Most people were *lovely* but the few that were positively appalled by the fact that we had the audacity to be there was entertaining
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Cat with Umbrella in Raining Cats and Dogs
ALT: Cat with Umbrella in Raining Cats and Dogs
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT?!
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a nice picture of me and my mother in front of the car that we rented in Croatia.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Landed safely back in the UK. Don’t holidays go by in a flash?
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My9Albums 👇🏻 www.my9albums.com
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night in Dubrovnik. Croatia - you’ve been dreamy.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a cat friend. Her name is Yoki and apparently she likes to bite tourists. She loved me, of course.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I told my mum “struggling to walk up a flight of steps but make it fashion.” She understood the assignment.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ready for a night on the Croatian tiles
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some interesting AI “art” that I discovered in Sarajevo yesterday…
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a reminder that today is my birthday and I have now entered my 40’s
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well. I somehow managed to make it to 40.
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Pengu Pudgy's Happy Birthday Dance
ALT: Pengu Pudgy's Happy Birthday Dance
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can tell that my parents barely register a thing I say to them by the fact that I shouted “night bitches” to them this evening and got no response
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drove through some lovely mountains
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have came to visit Bosnia and Herzegovina. Currently having lunch in Mostar.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You didn’t go to Aldi and get a “haul.” You went grocery shopping.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went on a lovely little boat trip, so we did
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to Fort Lovrijenac today. Beautiful.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m smiling because I have wine
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Sugababes video is brilliant
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello from the city walls of Dubrovnik
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a view eh
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When travelling I must line up my rings in the order of the fingers that I wear them on. It gives me a glimmer or satisfaction in an unsatisfactory world.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dubrovnik is very pretty
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Awful idea for a scented candle - the stagnant smell of your house when you get back from a holiday
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And just like that I now have eight days off.
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Homer Simpson's Relaxing Holiday Time
ALT: Homer Simpson's Relaxing Holiday Time
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tomorrow will be the last Monday of my 30’s
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t wait to eek summer out for an extra week
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I took a really boring picture yesterday as we left the grounds of Blenheim Palace. I thought you’d all like to see it.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brilliant.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where’s the buffet gone?
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rewatching 12 Monkeys from the start. Forgot how incredible this show was/is!
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cultured and tasteful. I can live with that.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guys I’m really struggling. Please watch this lovely video celebrating my cousins life with a song written and performed my uncle and his girlfriend. Zeb was 28 and ended his own life. youtu.be/yQQzgZcLqbY?...
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In loving memory of Zeb Strudwick
YouTube video by Z.J.Strudwick
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Glasses of wine are £5 in Warwick. What a treat.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just having cat chats again. This time at a Sausage fest in Warwick.
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
£2000 for a fucking phone. My MacBook Pro didn’t cost that much…make it make sense Apple
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Very sad day. Good night Zeb x
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think I’m coming down with something. Feeling a bit rotten, truth be told.
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Victorian Child Painting
ALT: Victorian Child Painting
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am officially a person with an iPhone model a few generations old who firmly refuses to upgrade
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some kid on the bus in Basingstoke just called my outfit an abomination
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You Have No Taste Reze Chainsaw Man
ALT: You Have No Taste Reze Chainsaw Man
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If this person happened to be autistic then you were probably their favourite colleague for the past five years
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑶 @benitohepton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Went to Oxford. Looked around a wonderful museum. Saw some other lovely things.
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