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Hen Bolmen

@benhol.men

243 followers 705 following 69 posts

Big feathery anti-entropy machine. Software engineer + general maker, always curious about everything Egg Harbor, USA | benhol.men

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Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 05/08/2026

Wow. What a big guy. Threatening innocent defenseless birds.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 17/09/2025

How do I know you're not a bot taunting me?

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 17/09/2025

Can you say the same @benholmen.com ?

Neal.fun "Verified Human" certificate for "Hen Bolmen"

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 18/08/2025

You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 17/08/2025

o7.net

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Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 17/08/2025

@benholmen.com something's wrong with kilopx.com it won't let me make a drawing. Not even of cheese.

one thousand pixels, one at a time

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 30/07/2025

No fowl play this time. The talk was eggceptional.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 26/07/2025

TWEET NUMBER 15 M’ER F’ERS.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

13. Never forget that Bon Iver is from Eau Claire, WI.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

12. 1,000 times is a lot more times than you'd expect.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

11. It's never too late to trick the world into naming a small island after you.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

10. That person who cut you off probably just really had to poop.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

9. Wow 40 is a lot.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

8. Crepes are best when made with 00 flour.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

7. Also just crepes with berries and whipped cream.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

6. Like, crepes with Nutella and strawberries? Yum.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

5. Not all things have to be about cheese. Crepes are great, too.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

4. Sometimes you can’t have cheese and you have to accept that.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

3. Gosh. Cheese 🥰

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

2. I love cheese.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

1. Cheese is yummy.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/07/2025

I turn 40 today, so here are 40 lessons I’ve learned over my lifetime. 🧵

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 27/06/2025

ditto

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 13/06/2025

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 19/04/2025

👀

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 30/03/2025

In the style of “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed… “Burrr-ra-ta-ta-ta.”

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 27/03/2025

Where?

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 26/03/2025

I’ll have my people call your people.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 25/03/2025

I was thinking about taking a gander at this NYC thing, but not if they're going to let the riffraff in.

200

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 14/03/2025

If I were a Ben and you caught me, you’d say, look at that Ben, Henning in the sun! Such a rare one. Can’t believe that you caught me.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 14/03/2025

Context: youtu.be/HVMc1ANfeMw?...

corook - if i were a fish ft. olivia barton (lyric video)

YouTube video by hicorook

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 13/03/2025

If I were a Ben and you caught me, you’d say look at that Ben, Henniest in the sea! You’d win first prize if you caught me!

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 13/03/2025

💻🐓✅

000

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 13/03/2025

👀

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 06/03/2025

It’s astonishingly hard to find a tub that will fit me.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 04/03/2025

I went out and found the real book. Yours is a fake!

Book called "Hen's Ben"

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 03/03/2025

I object to the order of the names.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 19/01/2025

I politely decline to disregard.

Reposted by Hen Bolmen

PHP×MSP @phpxmsp.com · 11/01/2025

Have you heard of "Laravel"? Everyone's favorite open source enterprise has generously sponsored us and sent some swag for the first meetup! Come on down and you might leave with a $PHP hat 👀

Three black hats sit on a counter next to a pile of stickers. The hats say PHP in red letters, the stickers say Laravel and Night watch.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 11/01/2025

I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m definitely on Eastern time. You all can do what you want, but I know what time it really is. 🐓😘

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 08/01/2025

Everything looks exactly correct to me. In Egg Harbor we use the one true time zone.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 07/01/2025

If you need someone just a little taller (and handsomer), I *may* be available.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 07/01/2025

What other kind of bar is there?

Computer-generated image of a bar (like for drinks) made entirely of cheese.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 07/01/2025

See also: bsky.app/profile/benh...

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 07/01/2025

1. Cheese 2. Cheese 3. Cheese 4. Cheese 5. Cheese

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 28/12/2024

Don’t waste delicious seeds on your database!

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 28/12/2024

You need a speaker for your next meetup? I’m working on a talk about multi-threaded nests…

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 20/12/2024

Holmens, amiright?

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 19/12/2024

I'll ask around.

Hen Bolmen @benhol.men · 18/12/2024

Jk jk of course I use PeepStorm.