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Ben Hemphill

@benhemp.bsky.social
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He/Him A Site Reliability Engineer focused on community building. Tech specialist in distributed systems, most recently Kubernetes.

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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 18h
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Agree. valueable for poc to get something running so you can dive into it's features, not very useful for understanding how to run it effectively.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's great! I always enjoy the talks, but the conversation afterward with fellow attendees has been my favorite. Enjoy!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best Chiefs vs Raiders game in recent memory. Excited to see this rivalry revived.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can the Chiefs stop Brock Bowers? Can the Raiders stop Kenneth Walker?
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lukewarm take: We should frame it as people who do preventative care should get a discount. i.e. here's the most risky human there is, this is the base rate you aren't as risky, here's your discount based on the things you do.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is impressive. definitely selecting for maximum resilience over performance but I could see use cases for zero tolerance of downtime workloads.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the truth is easy :)
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Agree, may be why these already irresponsible companies are chasing even more dangerous skill of recursive self improvement, since then open models would not neccessarily be able to keep up because of the hardware and inertia gap.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
reverse polish calculator, gta 3, civ 2, That's some serious cool cred there!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congrats on your 18th official and 40th actual anniversary!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Welcome to KC! Hope you get to see more than just Arrowhead and the Airport. (two utilitarian spots)
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
throw to one was only chance?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I came for the unix facts and stayed for the good trouble.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Science is about scrutiny and rigor. if they don't trust scrutiny and rigor it's because their religion told them to. Facts are testable, if they don't trust facts, it's because their cult leader told them to.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Puppy entertainer gotta be on the Mt Rushmore.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
maybe like PPR point per reception league. PPPI point per pass interference. 1 point to the qb and 1 point to the receiver for a dpi. No points for yards, negative points for the defense per 10 yards of dpi penalty. point for the def on opi, negative 1 point for qb and receiver.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NCAA can just rule that the last play wasn't legal, didn't officially happen, and award the win to Western Michigan. unlike other blown calls, this one can be reversed without impact to the game. Also suspend the referees in question pending investigation.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
might I offer runner up: (since chiefs have had years of dropped pass woes)
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Patrick Mahomes: 'I'M HERE' for Kansas City Chiefs
ALT: Patrick Mahomes: 'I'M HERE' for Kansas City Chiefs
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Team most likely to change their logo" I want to know: which team is most likely to change their logo in the near future.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sports psychology wise, I wonder if it's a good thing for their mental health to continue to think it's a bad call
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There should be a team each week that gets this reaction. or maybe reserved for the worst of the late season tank bowls.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 27/08/2026
I love this framing, but in reality we treat developers of our internal platforms like users, and not customers, because most enterprise developers cannot behave as customers, and are forced to use whatever the platform engineering team gives them.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Mrs. Doubtfire Air Guitar with Broom
ALT: Mrs. Doubtfire Air Guitar with Broom
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reinvigoration
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Half marathon+ Bravo!
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 26/01/2026
Twitter died a long time ago and X isn't worth it. Before I made the jump, my ego was holding me back. I was too concerned with vanity metrics. I finally realized if you're posting stuff people want to follow, then they'll follow you, even when you leave. www.siliconrepublic.com/enterprise/k...
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Open-source champion Kelsey Hightower on the promise of Bluesky
Ann O’Dea spoke to US software engineer and open-source champion Kelsey Hightower about the promise of the AT protocol.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ruby's assessment of the Falcons:
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What Was That!? That Was Bad! (Ruby Rhod)
ALT: What Was That!? That Was Bad! (Ruby Rhod)
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looks like he's telling steelers to "get out"
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I fully believe in letting the legal process go through, innocent until proven guilty, but it's a really bad look for the NFL if you sign someone out on bond for a felony.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kubernetes ndots defaults be like:
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Dave Chappelle's Tron Carter: Fifth Amendment Sketch
Alt: Dave Chappelle's Tron Carter: Fifth Amendment Sketch. The character counts to five
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Under centric: generic reference to types of offenses run with direct snap from center to quarterback. See, totally fine.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If it was outside special interests, then explain why amendment 5 was lobsidedly spent on the "yes" side but defeated by the same 80% margin. I want news organizations to not just report what the person in power said. check them on their fantasies. Source: missouriindependent.com/2026/07/16/m...
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Missouri ballot measure campaigns dominate fundraising, ad spending for primary • Missouri Independent
Ballot measure fights are consuming the big money in Missouri elections, with $27 million raised for proposals on the Aug. 4 ballot.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Great cause Mina! I wish Diego all the success in the world!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Coming to a wedding near you...
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't mind datacenters like the ones google and meta are putting in at 435N and 169. next to existing power, not next to existing residential, etc. Happy to see the council recognize that hyperscale datacenters are essentially Heavy Industrial use for noise and utility issues.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My cats at 4 am.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
generally you can use the number of how far you can hear cheers from large stadiums. (up to 3 miles) because humans together produce audio interference because we all yell at different frequencies, you don't meaningfully get much by adding more and more people.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sound (and all waves) follow the inverse square law. there are many factors, where are they? are they all trained to produce the same pitch? how much wind? what structure are they in? etc etc etc.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Annie January: I Don't Like This (The Boys)
Alt: Annie January: I Don't Like This (The Boys)
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Too many primary candidates for me to cover and actually feel good that I'm being fair.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
KC questions: YES!!! Fund KC Infrastructure, Improve KC housing.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MO Amendment 5: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Set Kansas back a decade, will do the same in Missouri.
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MO Amendment 4: NO!!!!!!!!! Respect The Will of The Majority!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MO Amendment 3: Not on this ballot but NO!!!!!!!!!! in November. Keep government and out of Healthcare!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MO Amendment 2: No! Respect Local government!
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Ben Hemphill @benhemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MO Amendment 1: YES!!! Fund our Missouri state parks!
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