Corpulent, extremist neckbeards nationwide are watching this on their phones and mumbling, "fukk yeah warriors" before cramming another hogshead of Cheetos Xxtra Flamin' Hot into their faces.
Benjamin Franklin 4 REAL
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Writer, scientist, inventor, statesman, diplomat, printer, publisher, political philosopher, one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, drafter and signer of the Declaration of Independence, the First Postmaster General and a damn good lay.
