quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me at the Glitch Studios theme park in 2035 watching a 62 year old man screaming and sobbing because the person in the martha mildenhall mascot costume left before he could get her autograph 000
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026accidentally opening ribbitrabbit yuri at work 030
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026WHEN YOU dissociating about The Character at work at 7:30 in the morning 🤣🤣🤣 100
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 05/09/2026they wouldn’t let me buy this on ebt 010
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 27/07/2026not posting a picture of my cosplay because aliens are real and they will hunt me down and steal my facial structure if i post it online but just to get the point across who knew dressing as a traumatized depressed rabbit working a retail job could be so fun 100
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 25/07/2026my redesign for Nabbit!!! i know there are some pretty noticeable tweaks but i think i did a pretty good job? please lmk what you think ☺️ 010
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 13/06/2026jax fortnite hype moments and aura 132
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 10/06/2026met a world famous explorer today 000
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 07/06/2026shit they be eating in star wars 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 21/05/2026you could not pay me to watch this 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 10/05/2026brothers, our days of strife have finally met their end 020
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 25/04/2026EPISODE 12: BALANCING ACT we’re right back to being the worst show on the planet. this is, zero irony, the worst episode of the show yet. not only does it walk back the progress that the previous 2 episodes made, but also, the plot majorly revolves around underwear. you just can’t make it up. 1/10 000
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 11: THE CHI JACKERS new introduction voiceover. new opening movie. last episode was good. you would think this would mark the beginning of change. unfortunately still pretty mid. not terrible but also just kind of boring. not a ton happens. where did they get all that chi. 4/10 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 10: FOXTROT DO WE FINALLY HAVE A REAL SHOW??? holy shit ACTUAL CONFLICT and an ACTUAL PLOT. cragger FINALLY doing something about the fucking incest flower. fuck man. GENUINELY the first good episode of the show and vaguely makes me excited to see what it’s leading to. 6/10 120
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 9: GORILLAS GONE WILD in some of these episodes truly nothing of value happens. sewing further seeds of discontent between cragger and crooler is like. a plot point i guess? and there being a mystery character in this adds like. some amount of intrigue. nothingburger episode though. 2.5/10 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 8: THE BIGGEST RACE EVER WHO IS TITLING THESE. somehow this was the best episode we’ve seen yet and it was still not very good. decent enough portrayal of cragger & laval’s old friendship and unique new character introduced. idk man there still wasn’t much going on here but it was ok. 4/10 120
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026LAST ONE IS SUPPOSED TO SAY EPISODE 6 WHATEVER EPISODE 7: THE HUNDRED YEAR MOON i don’t know man. zack snyder shaky zoom effect 5 times an episode. what the fuck ever. at least there was like, a concept to this episode. every time there is a fart joke in this show i feel my sanity slipping. 2.5/10 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 5: ATTACK ON EAGLE SPIRE kind of the same ass shit as the last episode. better episode because it had more of a focus on fighting and less on these insufferable ass characters interacting. once again all we can characterize the ravens as are racial stereotypes. 3/10 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 5: MARKET DAY i virtually have nothing to say about this one except it really continues to hammer home phantom menace levels of racial stereotyping. in this episode the raven tribe is portrayed as conniving penny pinching thieves and nothing else. this is like, barely a show. 1.5/10 110
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026EPISODE 4: THE JOY RIDE this is the episode where we promote racial stereotypes and introduce what i will kindly refer to as “ethical slavery.” there’s not much more to say. at least the fight scenes are decent. somehow probably the best episode we’ve seen so far. but again, “ethical slavery.” 3/10 111
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 06/03/2026EPISODE 3: THE WARRIOR WITHIN we had the idea that maybe after the first two “pilot” episodes that maybe the show’s quality would improve. it did not. laval learns nothing from his mistakes and is bailed out again. the flower subplot drove me over the edge. so fucking stupid. worst one yet. 1/10 130
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 06/03/2026EPISODE 2: THE GREAT STORY bro that story was not even remotely great. weird ass almost incest subplot with cragger who was, to this point, the only good character. the lore in “the great story” was like kind of cool and the legend beast showing up made the show serious for .5 seconds. 3.5/10 131
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 06/03/2026EPISODE 1: THE FIGHT BEGINS absolute travesty of a first episode. within 7 minutes we have been introduced to like 500 characters and already had one of the most painful to watch fart jokes i’ve ever watched. so cringe. so unfunny. so uninspiring. above all else disappointing. 2/10 130
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 27/02/2026me and gang posted after we use our Soul Stealing Technique upon every game freak employee 030
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 27/02/2026ultimately i expect nothing wherever this time comes around every year but i still want to imagine a world in which something will eventually get revealed but what if instead we pumped out a new generation every 3 years and forced you to look at it instead of doing something unique whatever man 010
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 18/02/2026ninjago: rebooted (2014) 020
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 18/02/2026ninjago: rise of the snakes (2012) 140
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 11/01/2026i’m a ninja the city was destroyed 010
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 04/01/2026saturday night let’s go crazy 042
quiznos chicken carbonara sandwich @benfoldsfive.bsky.social · 07/09/2025twenty-five years old and working at a grocery store 010
