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girldick dastardly

@benevolentpimp.bsky.social

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self made woman 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her, it/its

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girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

24 :)

a mirror selfie of sam wearing a pink lower cut dress and black belt. she also has a necklace on.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

gf got me this for tdov lol

a photo of sam’s hand holding a simpsons branded nyx makeup lip balm with the tube coloured yellow and shaped like bart’s hair. there is a pink ball at the end of the tube.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

fucking around pt 2

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

a photo of sam with her legs restrained with bondage ties. her arms are tied behind her back. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam’s arms and legs restrained with bondage ties. she has a purple crop top, black tights, and a necklace on. the lighting is soft orange and warm.

a photo of sam restrained with a bondage tie. she is wearing a purple crop top and black tights with a necklace. the lighting is somewhat orange and warm.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

come on now

a screenshot of a white car, facing to the left, in gran turismo 4 on the ps2. the car is called the tom’s x540 chaser.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

shoutout to the very nice lesbian couple who were sitting next to me

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

i’m hot as fuck is the thing

a top down selfie of sam in the bathroom. she is wearing a green crop top, a black skirt, and tall black boots. she has a necklace and bracelet on. the tail end of her tattoo is visible on her arm holding the phone.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

party girl :)

a photo of multicoloured streamers hung from the top of a doorframe to create a colourful doorway

a mirror selfie of sam. she is wearing a brown dress with a tan pattern.

a photo of jacques the grey cat. he is lying down on top of a yellowcabinet and looking at the camera

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

he would never admit it but he loves me very much

sam is sitting in a yellow high backed armchair and looking to the left at the camera. jacques the grey cat is asleep on her chest with his face towards the camera as well.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

some post haircut sams from the past month

a mirror selfie of sam wearing a pink short sleeved dress with button closures. she is standing in front of a closet with the door open

a photo of sam sitting in her computer chair holding jacques the grey cat while he stands on the arm. jacques is in front of sam so you can only see her eyes, and jacques looks unamused.

a photo of sam on new years. she is wearing a black top, a necklace, and eyeliner

a photo of sam in a book stall at a farmer’s market. she is showing the cover of a book titled “how to keep him on a short leash” to the camera. she is wearing a long black coat, a yellow sweater, and is carrying a purple purse in the other hand.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

gf made me this for Christmas hehe :)

a crochet hat made to look like the jacques, sam’s grey cat with orange eyes. the hat is laying on a green plaid duvet cover.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

she was the blueprint

a panel of thorn harvestar from book 6 of bone by jeff smith.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

reddit ads getting a little too targeted

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

family christmas baking weekend :)

a selfie of sam (a trans woman) wearing a blue button down and a green apron. she has a cherry necklace on

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

what am i even supposed to say about this

a photo of jacques, a grey cat, in a cabinet with his feet on the side wall so it looks like he’s standing on it. he is staring at the camera wide eyed.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

my photography assistant is useless

a mirror selfie of sam, a trans woman, wearing khaki pants and a blouse with a green brown black and blue pattern on it. she has a necklace with cherries and a gold bracelet on. jacques the grey cat is staring at her so you can only see his back in the mirror.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

my gf’s historical field is nursing so she bought a toronto nursing school yearbook she found from 1926 and we ended up finding someone’s diploma from 1937 in it

a photo of a diploma certifying an M Sadler-Dorthey as a registered nurse.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

this is where hrt comes from

a screenshot of the halloween menu for vintage story

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

went to a rare/historical book and print show with a friend and got these :)

A photo of an engraving from the 1800’s of a woman holding flowers

a photo of the spine of verdun (1920) by Louis Madelin

A photo of the front matter of the Verdun (1920) By Louis Madelin

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

SOMEONE gets all embarrassed when his mom gives him a big hug

a photo of sam, a trans woman, sitting at a table and hugging jacques, a grey cat. She is looking at the camera and smiling, and is wearing a black long sleeve.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

i don’t remember this episode

a photo of a thumbnail for a mythbusters youtube video cut off so the title reads will a train suck you off

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

i still really want to make a button like these ones that says pretty girls with dick or chick with dick

a photo of a campaign button for richard nixon that says pretty girls for nixon

a photo of a campaign button for richard nixon that says click with dick

a photo of a richard nixon campaign button that says we love our dick

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

we need to ask some serious questions about whether or not he should be allowed to look like that

a photo of jacques the grey and white cat sitting on a table staring up at the camera with a somewhat vacant expression.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

a selfie in a shoe store of sam, a trans woman, wearing a flight jacket, brown crop top, and khaki pants. she has a purple purse on.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

sleepy afternoon with my son

a selfie of sam sitting on her high backed orange chair with jacques sitting on her lap and his face close to the camera. sam is wearing a black shirt, red skirt, and a cherry necklace

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

our top scientists still can’t figure out why he’s like this

a selfie of sam a trans woman sitting in a high backed yellow chair. she is wearing a black dress with white flowers on it and a shawl. jacques the grey cat is sitting on her lap and staring intently at the camera.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

mother and son

a selfie of sam, a trans woman, sitting on a yellow high back chair next to jacques, a grey and white cat. sam is wearing a purple cropped t shirt, a skirt with a floral pattern, and a necklace with a pair of cherries on it.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

000

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

what if the world was made of pudding

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

don’t care i’m sitting on a bench in da park

a selfie of sam, a trans woman, sitting on a public park bench. she is wearing sunglasses, a dress with a black top piece and a floral skirt, a cherry necklace, and a purple purse whose strap is visible. her backpack is sitting next to her.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

yelling, screaming, things of that nature

a photo of jacques the grey cat standing on a rug next to a coffee table leg and yawning

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

000

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

visited the rush stairs

a photo of sam (a trans woman) at the ontario legislative assembly, where the album cover for the rush album moving pictures was taken. she is wearing a black dress with white flowers on it and it is night time.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

local dog no longer overheating

a mirror selfie of sam, a trans woman, wearing a black skirt with a floral pattern and a light green and white crop top. she has a necklace on.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

what is your deal

a photo of jacques the grey and white cat standing on his hind legs and looking up

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

bro thinks he’s people

jacques the grey cat standing on his hind legs on the floor to reach up and bat at a feather at a string

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

mr sleepy

a photo of jacques the grey cat sleeping on a soft white blanket.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

something will have to be done about him

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

the colours of the flag are slightly off cuz i made it out of parts i had but it still came out well and she loved it

a photo of a lego minifigure of a medical professional. the minifigure holds a syringe and a transgender flag.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

local dog walks up hill

a photo of sam standing next to the luskville falls. she is wearing a black t shirt, olive pants and a black hat.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

beach with my friend today :)

a mirror selfie of sam wearing a bikini bathing suit. it is black with tan flowers. she is wearing a bracelet and a necklace.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

sacré bleu

a close up photo of jacques, a grey and white cat. he is looking at the camera.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

just a wholly unserious cat

a photo of jacques curled up asleep, with his front paws stretched out on either side of his face

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

sniffs u

a 0.5x lens photo of jacques sniffing the camera lens

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

gods i was strong then

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

went thrifting with some friends today and found this cute t shirt :)

a mirror selfie of sam, a trans woman, wearing a blue and white striped shirt with red and yellow highlights along with black shorts. she also has a necklace, bracelet, and watch on.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

mayo ?-2025 goodbye buddy. i’ll miss your silly ears.

a photo of mayo in his happy place, lying on the grass in the warm sun.

girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

are you for real right now

a photo of jacques, a grey cat, having tucked himself inside sam’s open backpack.